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Lotharia's Food Reviews(Reboot!)

Postby Eternal Lotharia » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:10 pm

Yup, I'm reviewing Foods.
This is a casual for-fun project.

This is a placeholder. Comments are welcome as long as they are friendly or civil, critique of reviews are fine as well.

And, I will make a separate thread for IC joke reviews. Or if you like, you guys can create recipes and have me review them myself. I won't review anything obviously gross though. :p

And joke reviews(Like reviewing tap water) will be posted whenever I feel like. I will link every review to a post in the thread.
Happy to be back!

Suggestions? :D
#Warren2020/Yang2020(Both for Prez)
Left-Wing Christian Pro-Life Pragmatic Populist. Oregonian.
Candidate for City Council of a large city.
A little too obsessed with food.
Farnhamia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:You scare me sometimes, Loth.

"Local Candidate Admits To Enjoying Human Flesh; Police Seeking Missing Family Members"

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Postby Eternal Lotharia » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:11 pm

Reserved
#Warren2020/Yang2020(Both for Prez)
Left-Wing Christian Pro-Life Pragmatic Populist. Oregonian.
Candidate for City Council of a large city.
A little too obsessed with food.
Farnhamia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:You scare me sometimes, Loth.

"Local Candidate Admits To Enjoying Human Flesh; Police Seeking Missing Family Members"

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Eternal Lotharia
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Posts: 10324
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eternal Lotharia » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:11 pm

Reserved
#Warren2020/Yang2020(Both for Prez)
Left-Wing Christian Pro-Life Pragmatic Populist. Oregonian.
Candidate for City Council of a large city.
A little too obsessed with food.
Farnhamia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:You scare me sometimes, Loth.

"Local Candidate Admits To Enjoying Human Flesh; Police Seeking Missing Family Members"

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Eternal Lotharia
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Posts: 10324
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eternal Lotharia » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:12 pm

Reserved
#Warren2020/Yang2020(Both for Prez)
Left-Wing Christian Pro-Life Pragmatic Populist. Oregonian.
Candidate for City Council of a large city.
A little too obsessed with food.
Farnhamia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:You scare me sometimes, Loth.

"Local Candidate Admits To Enjoying Human Flesh; Police Seeking Missing Family Members"

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Eternal Lotharia
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Posts: 10324
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
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Postby Eternal Lotharia » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:12 pm

Open. :)
#Warren2020/Yang2020(Both for Prez)
Left-Wing Christian Pro-Life Pragmatic Populist. Oregonian.
Candidate for City Council of a large city.
A little too obsessed with food.
Farnhamia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:You scare me sometimes, Loth.

"Local Candidate Admits To Enjoying Human Flesh; Police Seeking Missing Family Members"

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Eternal Lotharia
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Posts: 10324
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
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Pringles BBQ Review

Postby Eternal Lotharia » Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:24 pm

Smell:
Very bland, hint of sweetness.

Look:
Maybe it's just bad luck but there's really only seasoning on the ends.

Taste:
Very sweet.Tastes like sugar with some hints of Vinegar. However the sweetness fades quickly, leaving a very bland taste.

Texture:
Surprisingly fragile, they break easily. Very boring, honestly.

Overall: 5/10

Very Bland chip, it's fine to munch on mindlessly though. It is though a disappointing and empty experience. A bland, shallow review for a Bland, Shallow chip.



I look forward to the BBQ Pringles Fans comments on this thread. :lol2:
#Warren2020/Yang2020(Both for Prez)
Left-Wing Christian Pro-Life Pragmatic Populist. Oregonian.
Candidate for City Council of a large city.
A little too obsessed with food.
Farnhamia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:You scare me sometimes, Loth.

"Local Candidate Admits To Enjoying Human Flesh; Police Seeking Missing Family Members"


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