Reckless friendship is more Slaanesh's specialty. Reckless friendship with benefits, obviously. And tentacles.
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by Hurdergaryp » Mon Feb 01, 2021 8:23 am
by Tethys 13 » Mon Feb 01, 2021 8:26 am
by Herador » Mon Feb 01, 2021 10:05 am
Hurdergaryp wrote:My Little Pony: Chaos Is Magic
by Baltenstein » Mon Feb 01, 2021 11:15 am
Tethys 13 wrote:I have just had a spontaneous but mildly amusing idea for a lore event.
A Chaos Warlord plans to turn Terra into a Daemon World by invading eight planets equidistant from Terra that form a perfect octagon. They deploy 888 heretic Astartes, who each kill 888 people with shells and blades that were each blessed 888 times. Then, the planet is assaulted with 888 orbital bombardment shells.
by SD_Film Artists » Mon Feb 01, 2021 3:09 pm
Tethys 13 wrote:I have just had a spontaneous but mildly amusing idea for a lore event.
A Chaos Warlord plans to turn Terra into a Daemon World by invading eight planets equidistant from Terra that form a perfect octagon. They deploy 888 heretic Astartes, who each kill 888 people with shells and blades that were each blessed 888 times. Then, the planet is assaulted with 888 orbital bombardment shells. They were successful, but the Chaos Gods were extremely displeased at how precise it all was, without a hint of random chance - of 'chaos'. Thus, they turn all of the heretic Astartes into Spawn or Possessed, though Abaddon intercedes on behalf of the Warlord and instead enslaves him as his quartermaster (even Chaos needs someone to organise their supply lines sometimes).
The eight worlds are still claimed by the Chaos Gods, however, so it is still a loss for the Imperium.
by Herador » Mon Feb 01, 2021 3:20 pm
SD_Film Artists wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:Reckless friendship is more Slaanesh's specialty. Reckless friendship with benefits, obviously. And tentacles.
One of the guys at my first gaming club put pole dancers on his Slaaneshi tanks; they were a pain to pack away but it was worth it for the lolz.
And while I'm on the subject of modded tanks, there was the Doc Ock (Doc Ork?) style burna sponons waving about as the old looted tank rules didn't have an officially specified hardpoint.Tethys 13 wrote:I have just had a spontaneous but mildly amusing idea for a lore event.
A Chaos Warlord plans to turn Terra into a Daemon World by invading eight planets equidistant from Terra that form a perfect octagon. They deploy 888 heretic Astartes, who each kill 888 people with shells and blades that were each blessed 888 times. Then, the planet is assaulted with 888 orbital bombardment shells. They were successful, but the Chaos Gods were extremely displeased at how precise it all was, without a hint of random chance - of 'chaos'. Thus, they turn all of the heretic Astartes into Spawn or Possessed, though Abaddon intercedes on behalf of the Warlord and instead enslaves him as his quartermaster (even Chaos needs someone to organise their supply lines sometimes).
The eight worlds are still claimed by the Chaos Gods, however, so it is still a loss for the Imperium.
There was a daemon summoning scene in the Ravenor trilogy where even the threads in the robes were planned to be woven a certain number of times so that it's heretical to the tiniest detail.
by SD_Film Artists » Mon Feb 01, 2021 3:56 pm
Herador wrote:SD_Film Artists wrote:
One of the guys at my first gaming club put pole dancers on his Slaaneshi tanks; they were a pain to pack away but it was worth it for the lolz.
And while I'm on the subject of modded tanks, there was the Doc Ock (Doc Ork?) style burna sponons waving about as the old looted tank rules didn't have an officially specified hardpoint.
There was a daemon summoning scene in the Ravenor trilogy where even the threads in the robes were planned to be woven a certain number of times so that it's heretical to the tiniest detail.
Man, the Ravenor trilogy was so good.
by Ameriganastan » Mon Feb 01, 2021 5:35 pm
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by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Feb 02, 2021 12:13 pm
by The Huskar Social Union » Wed Feb 03, 2021 7:36 am
by The Huskar Social Union » Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:56 am
by Harmonic Empire » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:05 am
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Warhammer III: Total War trailer
FAQ page
Seems we are getting six factions at launch: Kislev, Cathay and four chaos factions each focused on the different chaos gods.
by Baltenstein » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:46 am
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Warhammer III: Total War trailer
FAQ page
Seems we are getting six factions at launch: Kislev, Cathay and four chaos factions each focused on the different chaos gods.
by The Huskar Social Union » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:49 am
Baltenstein wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:Warhammer III: Total War trailer
FAQ page
Seems we are getting six factions at launch: Kislev, Cathay and four chaos factions each focused on the different chaos gods.
Basically also confirms Ogres a a future DLC, representing the Central Asian region between Eastern Europe (Kislev) and China (Cathay).
by Jetan » Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:01 am
by The Huskar Social Union » Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:07 am
Jetan wrote:Cathay is real curveball, that's for sure. Last oriental miniatures Citadel made were in the '80s and neither Cathay or Nippon ever had a real army to my knowledge.
by Jetan » Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:16 am
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Jetan wrote:Cathay is real curveball, that's for sure. Last oriental miniatures Citadel made were in the '80s and neither Cathay or Nippon ever had a real army to my knowledge.
According to this video they are working with the Old World team at GW with designs and bringing both Kislev and Cathay to life in the game. As the Kislev designs in the trailer are very similar to some of the ones GW has shown off before in articles about the Old World.
So im really interested in seeing what they come up with for a full Cathay army.
by Genivaria » Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:35 am
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Jetan wrote:Cathay is real curveball, that's for sure. Last oriental miniatures Citadel made were in the '80s and neither Cathay or Nippon ever had a real army to my knowledge.
According to this video they are working with the Old World team at GW with designs and bringing both Kislev and Cathay to life in the game. As the Kislev designs in the trailer are very similar to some of the ones GW has shown off before in articles about the Old World.
So im really interested in seeing what they come up with for a full Cathay army.
by Jetan » Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:37 am
Genivaria wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:According to this video they are working with the Old World team at GW with designs and bringing both Kislev and Cathay to life in the game. As the Kislev designs in the trailer are very similar to some of the ones GW has shown off before in articles about the Old World.
So im really interested in seeing what they come up with for a full Cathay army.
So is Cathay basically just The Empire but Asian?
Like professional and balanced army I mean?
by The Huskar Social Union » Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:49 am
Genivaria wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:According to this video they are working with the Old World team at GW with designs and bringing both Kislev and Cathay to life in the game. As the Kislev designs in the trailer are very similar to some of the ones GW has shown off before in articles about the Old World.
So im really interested in seeing what they come up with for a full Cathay army.
So is Cathay basically just The Empire but Asian?
Like professional and balanced army I mean?
by The Huskar Social Union » Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:50 am
by Genivaria » Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:03 am
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Genivaria wrote:So is Cathay basically just The Empire but Asian?
Like professional and balanced army I mean?
Think so. They have gunpowder weaponry and stuff so i wouldnt be surprised if its a more exotic Empire esque faction with a few differences to make it stand out.
One thing i remember reading was they had Ogres serving in their armies too as well as Automatons i think.
by Crookfur » Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:36 am
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Some new boardgames coming
by Impaled Nazarene » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:03 pm
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Warhammer III: Total War trailer
FAQ page
Seems we are getting six factions at launch: Kislev, Cathay and four chaos factions each focused on the different chaos gods.
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