Bond. James Bond 007's New Ride: It's Electric
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:12 pm
Daniel Craig as Bond. James Bond 007 (one of the two best btw) will reportedly be driving...an electric car.
OK a quarter-million plus electric Aston Martin. And the car chase in the Citroen from For Your Eyes Only is still a classic. But electric? Really? Really? Bond needs to be driving something with a rich, gutteral, throaty, gas-engine growl, particularly when evading henchmen or passing Bond women on twisty mountain roads.
What else are they going to change to keep up with these dephlostigated times? Might we be seeing movies like:
Dr. No Carbon Footprint
From Russia with Her Explicit Consent
Goldcuddle
Thundersnuggle
You Only Live Once So Cut Down on the Cigarettes and Vodka Martinis
On Her Transgendered Majesty's Secret Service
Conflict-Free Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Diet
The Man with the Golden Gun Obtained Only after a Thorough Background Check and 30-Day Waiting Period
The Spy Who Affirmed My Personhood
There is No Planet B-raker
For Your Eyes Only: Catcalling is Unacceptable Harassment
Octo Gentle, Sensitive Male
Never Means Never Again
A View to a Kale
The Living Daylight Savings Time
Licence to Krill
My GoldenEyes Are Up Here
Tomorrow Never Cries but Men Who Are Secure in Their Masculinity Do
Saving the World for Future Generations Is Not Enough
Diane Feinstein Day
Play Money Casino Royale
Quantum of Mindfulness
Prevent Skyfalls, Wear Sensible Shoes
Respectre
Yikes.
OK a quarter-million plus electric Aston Martin. And the car chase in the Citroen from For Your Eyes Only is still a classic. But electric? Really? Really? Bond needs to be driving something with a rich, gutteral, throaty, gas-engine growl, particularly when evading henchmen or passing Bond women on twisty mountain roads.
What else are they going to change to keep up with these dephlostigated times? Might we be seeing movies like:
Dr. No Carbon Footprint
From Russia with Her Explicit Consent
Goldcuddle
Thundersnuggle
You Only Live Once So Cut Down on the Cigarettes and Vodka Martinis
On Her Transgendered Majesty's Secret Service
Conflict-Free Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Diet
The Man with the Golden Gun Obtained Only after a Thorough Background Check and 30-Day Waiting Period
The Spy Who Affirmed My Personhood
There is No Planet B-raker
For Your Eyes Only: Catcalling is Unacceptable Harassment
Octo Gentle, Sensitive Male
Never Means Never Again
A View to a Kale
The Living Daylight Savings Time
Licence to Krill
My GoldenEyes Are Up Here
Tomorrow Never Cries but Men Who Are Secure in Their Masculinity Do
Saving the World for Future Generations Is Not Enough
Diane Feinstein Day
Play Money Casino Royale
Quantum of Mindfulness
Prevent Skyfalls, Wear Sensible Shoes
Respectre
Yikes.