Thread for Gamers IX: God Howard Starfield Edition

[The New California Republic]

I just had a mass escape attempt in Prsion Architect due to a wall that was opened at an unfortunate time. No one escaped, but two prisoners became criminally insane because apparently being handcuffed outside in the snow while bleeding for four hours isn't good for one's mental health.

Oh that reminds me, there was once a riot in the rec room of one of my prisons (to this day I still don't know what triggered it), and they started seizing weapons from the guards. One of the prisoners got his hands on a shotgun and started blasting, so I had to quickly give the order for live ammo to be used. Several dozen prisoners were dead in the rec room by the end of it (keep in mind the rec room wasn't that big and got quite crowded at times, so shots being fired was inevitably going to have catastrophic results), the vast majority of the poor dead bastards weren't even participating in the riot and just got caught in the crossfire.

[Rostavykhan]

BF V is not getting any more updates or DLC bar one more update some point in May i think.


So anyone hoping for eastern front stuff i guess its not coming.

Really? They add the Eastern Front to Battlefield 1, but not V?

They still didn't even have Americans in Europe, or the French and Italian armies.

Also 50+ weapons in the game files that will most likely be scrapped and never released because DICE can't drip feed content, so they'd rather delete it all.

Battlefront II is also ending new content updates, but, unlike BFV, Battlefront II is actually in a pretty good state right now.

Without DICE LA working on the next Battlefield (what the studio is cutting support for), I'm still skeptical it will be good, since Sweden is generally incompetent at game development, leaving LA to fix everything post-launch for them.

[Andsed]

I just had a mass escape attempt in Prsion Architect due to a wall that was opened at an unfortunate time. No one escaped, but two prisoners became criminally insane because apparently being handcuffed outside in the snow while bleeding for four hours isn't good for one's mental health.

Oh that reminds me, there was once a riot in the rec room of one of my prisons (to this day I still don't know what triggered it), and they started seizing weapons from the guards. One of the prisoners got his hands on a shotgun and started blasting, so I had to quickly give the order for live ammo to be used. Several dozen prisoners were dead in the rec room by the end of it (keep in mind the rec room wasn't that big and got quite crowded at times, so shots being fired was inevitably going to have catastrophic results), the vast majority of the poor dead bastards weren't even participating in the riot and just got caught in the crossfire.

Well you know what they say. Can't have a riot if all the prisoners are dead.

Really? They add the Eastern Front to Battlefield 1, but not V?

They still didn't even have Americans in Europe, or the French and Italian armies.

Also 50+ weapons in the game files that will most likely be scrapped and never released because DICE can't drip feed content, so they'd rather delete it all.

Battlefront II is also ending new content updates, but, unlike BFV, Battlefront II is actually in a pretty good state right now.

Without DICE LA working on the next Battlefield (what the studio is cutting support for), I'm still skeptical it will be good, since Sweden is generally incompetent at game development, leaving LA to fix everything post-launch for them.

Wait, they don't have the French or the Eastern Front?! In a game about WW1?! What the in absolute fuck!

[The Huskar Social Union]

I lol'd when this fucker stumbled out of a torture pod on a rescue mission, look at his fucking hair and that damn name hehe

[The New California Republic]

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I lol'd when this fucker stumbled out of a torture pod on a rescue mission, look at his fucking hair and that damn name hehe

The military gives people buzzcuts for this exact reason.

[The Huskar Social Union]

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I lol'd when this fucker stumbled out of a torture pod on a rescue mission, look at his fucking hair and that damn name hehe

The military gives people buzzcuts for this exact reason.

A mate of mine said it looks like kfc sticking out of his head.

I cant unsee it.

[Renoa]

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I lol'd when this fucker stumbled out of a torture pod on a rescue mission, look at his fucking hair and that damn name hehe

With a name like that, I'd expect his nickname to just be an actual name. Long "Timothy" House. And his hair looks like a meatball that someone tried to make into a helmet.

[The Huskar Social Union]

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I lol'd when this fucker stumbled out of a torture pod on a rescue mission, look at his fucking hair and that damn name hehe

With a name like that, I'd expect his nickname to just be an actual name. Long "Timothy" House. And his hair looks like a meatball that someone tried to make into a helmet.

[Rostavykhan]

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They still didn't even have Americans in Europe, or the French and Italian armies.

Also 50+ weapons in the game files that will most likely be scrapped and never released because DICE can't drip feed content, so they'd rather delete it all.

Battlefront II is also ending new content updates, but, unlike BFV, Battlefront II is actually in a pretty good state right now.

Without DICE LA working on the next Battlefield (what the studio is cutting support for), I'm still skeptical it will be good, since Sweden is generally incompetent at game development, leaving LA to fix everything post-launch for them.

Wait, they don't have the French or the Eastern Front?! In a game about WW1?! What the in absolute fuck!

Hmm? If you mean BF1, then yeah, it has France and Russia. French, Brits, USA, ANZACs, Russians, Germans, Austro-Hungarians, and Ottomans.

It's BFV, the WWII game, that doesn't have France or the Eastern Front. It didn't even have The Pacific/US/Japan until a full year after launch. Until then, it was only British and Germans.

I answered for both because ya said WWI, so I wasn't sure. lol.

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Wait, they don't have the French or the Eastern Front?! In a game about WW1?! What the in absolute fuck!

Hmm? If you mean BF1, then yeah, it has France and Russia. French, Brits, USA, ANZACs, Russians, Germans, Austro-Hungarians, and Ottomans.

It's BFV, the WWII game, that doesn't have France or the Eastern Front. It didn't even have The Pacific/US/Japan until a full year after launch. Until then, it was only British and Germans.

I answered for both because ya said WWI, so I wasn't sure. lol.

Yeah no I messed up there. I thought it was a WW1 game. Still though a game about WW2 without France or the Eastern Front is pretty odd.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Hmm? If you mean BF1, then yeah, it has France and Russia. French, Brits, USA, ANZACs, Russians, Germans, Austro-Hungarians, and Ottomans.

It's BFV, the WWII game, that doesn't have France or the Eastern Front. It didn't even have The Pacific/US/Japan until a full year after launch. Until then, it was only British and Germans.

I answered for both because ya said WWI, so I wasn't sure. lol.

Yeah no I messed up there. I thought it was a WW1 game. Still though a game about WW2 without France or the Eastern Front is pretty odd.

From what i know the majority of the maps are set in 1940. And yet they dont have the Polish or French Armies. Or the Belgians and Dutch. Or Danes or Norwegians. Despite their being maps in Norway and France etc

Then again they didnt have france in BF1 either till it was DLC and like a 1/4 of the maps are in fucking France

[Ifreann]

Yeah i wont judge them myself, i mean i would bang a draenei so no judgement lol

You enjoy your fictional snake ladies

Oddly enough I've newer actually thought about all this until you guys mentioned it right now. But like, I can totally see the attraction of a girl that can wrap her self around you and crush your soul right out of your body. Like, imagine the relationship where you're always just one hug away from having your skeleton squeezed out of your mouth like a stepped on tube of tooth paste.

lewd

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I lol'd when this fucker stumbled out of a torture pod on a rescue mission, look at his fucking hair and that damn name hehe

"Hey guys, I'm Long House, but my friends call me Crispy"

[The Huskar Social Union]

Magnificent

[Alvecia]

Magnificent

Feel bad for the people still invested in that

[The Huskar Social Union]

Magnificent

Feel bad for the people still invested in that

Apparently its now an.. alright game according to folks ive seen talk about it. Because who knew that adding in NPC's and people you can actually interact with would make a game more lively and fun.

[Alvecia]

Feel bad for the people still invested in that

Apparently its now an.. alright game according to folks ive seen talk about it. Because who knew that adding in NPC's and people you can actually interact with would make a game more lively and fun.

Lol. Yeah, to be fair I've heard that there's a lot of good stuff in Wastelanders, and that it feels like they put a lot of work and care into it, but it's still built on the dumpster fire that was the base game.
Honestly, if they'd just kept it singleplayer it could have been great. I was watching Joseph Andersons 1001 Glitches video the other day and it seems like a whole heap load of the issues are cause of the servers.

[Ifreann]

Feel bad for the people still invested in that

Apparently its now an.. alright game according to folks ive seen talk about it. Because who knew that adding in NPC's and people you can actually interact with would make a game more lively and fun.

The game always had NPCs, though. They were robots, but robot non-player characters are still non-player characters.

[Herador]

Apparently its now an.. alright game according to folks ive seen talk about it. Because who knew that adding in NPC's and people you can actually interact with would make a game more lively and fun.

The game always had NPCs, though. They were robots, but robot non-player characters are still non-player characters.

By that logic enemy's are functional npcs and everyone should have shut up, which was rather not in the spirit of the actual complaint.

Unless this is banter, then you got me.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Apparently its now an.. alright game according to folks ive seen talk about it. Because who knew that adding in NPC's and people you can actually interact with would make a game more lively and fun.

The game always had NPCs, though. They were robots, but robot non-player characters are still non-player characters.

You know what i mean.

Apparently its now an.. alright game according to folks ive seen talk about it. Because who knew that adding in NPC's and people you can actually interact with would make a game more lively and fun.

Lol. Yeah, to be fair I've heard that there's a lot of good stuff in Wastelanders, and that it feels like they put a lot of work and care into it, but it's still built on the dumpster fire that was the base game.
Honestly, if they'd just kept it singleplayer it could have been great. I was watching Joseph Andersons 1001 Glitches video the other day and it seems like a whole heap load of the issues are cause of the servers.

Game is still a bit unstable from what ive heard. Lots of bugs still lingering around.

[Alvecia]

Lol. Yeah, to be fair I've heard that there's a lot of good stuff in Wastelanders, and that it feels like they put a lot of work and care into it, but it's still built on the dumpster fire that was the base game.
Honestly, if they'd just kept it singleplayer it could have been great. I was watching Joseph Andersons 1001 Glitches video the other day and it seems like a whole heap load of the issues are cause of the servers.

Game is still a bit unstable from what ive heard. Lots of bugs still lingering around.

I think you mean "features"

[The Huskar Social Union]

I think i wana play minecraft again. Not played it for like 5 years but im thinking about it.

[Alvecia]

I think i wana play minecraft again. Not played it for like 5 years but im thinking about it.

I saw someone talking about it the other week and had a similar thought.
Me and my work mates had a server at one point, but that's long since expired.

It's basically cyber lego. Always fun to play around in.

[Herador]

I think i wana play minecraft again. Not played it for like 5 years but im thinking about it.

Not gonna lie, Minecraft on easy is my antidepressant these days.

[Alvecia]

O shit, I still have it installed.

[The New California Republic]

Oddly enough I've newer actually thought about all this until you guys mentioned it right now. But like, I can totally see the attraction of a girl that can wrap her self around you and crush your soul right out of your body. Like, imagine the relationship where you're always just one hug away from having your skeleton squeezed out of your mouth like a stepped on tube of tooth paste.

lewd

Remember the super mutant prostitutes in Fallout Tactics? Oh and there was Francis, the super mutant in Fallout 2 who challenges you to an armwrestle in a bar, and if you lose then you are his gimp for the night.

There is a major contradiction though, as the super mutants from Fallout 3 onwards lose their sexual characteristics as a result of FEV, yet that never happened to the super mutants in the earlier games as an effect of FEV. The contradiction is never really explained, but I remember something about there being different variants of FEV, even though that is never given as a reason for the discrepancy.

EDIT: Actually, looking over the lore again, only the secondary sexual characteristics are lost, as well as being made infertile.