Thread for Gamers IX: God Howard Starfield Edition

[Valrifell]

KH story is so campy I can't not love it. It's just full of the "power of friendship" and "light over darkness".

Meh, I never really got the appeal of that. The characters all being annoying teenagers doesn't help.

I feel like there's a weird disconnect between the silly cartoons of Disney and the cloying melodrama of Final Fantasy.

Maybe if Mickey Mouse was more like Dio and he had a Stand...

No, I really enjoy the narrative disconnect and tonal whiplash, I find certain parts of Kingdom Hearts' story to be really funny at points. Like, I dig it, but probably not for the reasons the writers intended, or maybe it was intentional.

Either way, Mickey Mouse lecturing on the moral implications of good and evil in a Hot Topic hoodie is easily one of my favorite moments to ever happen in a video game.

[The Rich Port]

Kingdom Hearts is a load of convoluted bollocks.

KHII has been out for 14 years and you didn't know this?

Why's it gotta be like that tho

WHY CAN'T IT BE MORE LIKE THIS

SO NO CHEESE OH SADAMEEEEEEEE

[New Visayan Islands]

Otomo in TWS2: DEUS VULT! Now in Japanese flavor!

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Atari 2600 emulator in minecraft

[Imperial isa]

Atari 2600 emulator in minecraft

Tesla has Atari games and now minecraft.

[Purpelia]

This is almost as crazy as that time people made a Turing complete computer using water and pressure plates in Dwarf Fortress.

I approve.

[Corrian]

Meh, I never really got the appeal of that. The characters all being annoying teenagers doesn't help.

I feel like there's a weird disconnect between the silly cartoons of Disney and the cloying melodrama of Final Fantasy.

Maybe if Mickey Mouse was more like Dio and he had a Stand...

No, I really enjoy the narrative disconnect and tonal whiplash, I find certain parts of Kingdom Hearts' story to be really funny at points. Like, I dig it, but probably not for the reasons the writers intended, or maybe it was intentional.

Either way, Mickey Mouse lecturing on the moral implications of good and evil in a Hot Topic hoodie is easily one of my favorite moments to ever happen in a video game.

...What have I missed since Kingdom Hearts 1? (The only one I've ever actually played)

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

No, I really enjoy the narrative disconnect and tonal whiplash, I find certain parts of Kingdom Hearts' story to be really funny at points. Like, I dig it, but probably not for the reasons the writers intended, or maybe it was intentional.

Either way, Mickey Mouse lecturing on the moral implications of good and evil in a Hot Topic hoodie is easily one of my favorite moments to ever happen in a video game.

...What have I missed since Kingdom Hearts 1? (The only one I've ever actually played)

Lots.

[Ameriganastan]

...What have I missed since Kingdom Hearts 1? (The only one I've ever actually played)

Lots.

And we do means lots.

[Valrifell]

No, I really enjoy the narrative disconnect and tonal whiplash, I find certain parts of Kingdom Hearts' story to be really funny at points. Like, I dig it, but probably not for the reasons the writers intended, or maybe it was intentional.

Either way, Mickey Mouse lecturing on the moral implications of good and evil in a Hot Topic hoodie is easily one of my favorite moments to ever happen in a video game.

...What have I missed since Kingdom Hearts 1? (The only one I've ever actually played)

KH2 alone was wild, man. That's where the aforementioned moment with Mickey Mouse happens.

[Valrifell]

Lots.

And we do means lots.

It's fine, though, some of those are really bad. I haven't bothered with any of the hand helds, and am prepared to be as confused going into KH3 as I was going into KH2.

Also, to anyone who's played KH3:

Tutorial: is it anything like KH2's Twilight Town?

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

And we do means lots.

It's fine, though, some of those are really bad. I haven't bothered with any of the hand helds, and am prepared to be as confused going into KH3 as I was going into KH2.

Also, to anyone who's played KH3:

Tutorial: is it anything like KH2's Twilight Town?

No not really. KH2 Twilight Town was a slow pace, KH3's Olympus world (Tutorial) just shoves you right in to the combat.

[The Huskar Social Union]

The shadows and lighting in Battlefleet Gothic Armada II are really fucking impressive imo

Fuck it i like this screenshot i took so much its going as my desktop background. Its ominous as fuck

[Valrifell]

It's fine, though, some of those are really bad. I haven't bothered with any of the hand helds, and am prepared to be as confused going into KH3 as I was going into KH2.

Also, to anyone who's played KH3:

Tutorial: is it anything like KH2's Twilight Town?

No not really. KH2 Twilight Town was a slow pace, KH3's Olympus world (Tutorial) just shoves you right in to the combat.

This is exactly what I wanted to hear. Twilight Town literally takes up 1/3rd of the game.

[Barboneia]

I bought Cities: Skylines on a whim for my PS4, and I adore it. It’s so comfy, and it’s well optimized for the system, like, in regards to the controls and shit. I love it.

[Hanafuridake]

Kingdom Hearts is a load of convoluted bollocks.

As a child, my classroom had this day where we were allowed to take game consoles to school, and one of the games that I remember playing was one of the Kingdom Hearts. The main thing I remember is a bunch of Disney characters, and the whole thing seemed like a gimmick just to market their franchise.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

...What have I missed since Kingdom Hearts 1? (The only one I've ever actually played)

KH2 alone was wild, man. That's where the aforementioned moment with Mickey Mouse happens.

Why do people love this franchise so much?

Star Citizen's utterly BS Red Bull Promotion

[The Huskar Social Union]

KH2 alone was wild, man. That's where the aforementioned moment with Mickey Mouse happens.

Why do people love this franchise so much?

Star Citizen's utterly BS Red Bull Promotion

That game is never coming out or will be a huge disappointment when it does.

And it will be hilarious.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

old bugs in 76 are bacc

[Corrian]

I bought Cities: Skylines on a whim for my PS4, and I adore it. It’s so comfy, and it’s well optimized for the system, like, in regards to the controls and shit. I love it.

I would never play a game like that on a console. But glad to know it's actually made well for that kind of system.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

KH2 alone was wild, man. That's where the aforementioned moment with Mickey Mouse happens.

Why do people love this franchise so much?

Star Citizen's utterly BS Red Bull Promotion

Great gameplay, fantastic ost, stunning visuals and, a plot that is stupid but loveable.

[Corrian]

Even though I haven't really followed it since, Kingdom Hearts 1 soundtrack still has a soft spot with me. I can immediately play like at least 5 songs from it in my head right now on command.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

Why do people love this franchise so much?

Star Citizen's utterly BS Red Bull Promotion

That game is never coming out or will be a huge disappointment when it does.

And it will be hilarious.

What do you think the big not-finish moment will be like? Like No Man's Sky and explosive or just a slow deflate?

[The Huskar Social Union]

That game is never coming out or will be a huge disappointment when it does.

And it will be hilarious.

What do you think the big not-finish moment will be like? Like No Man's Sky and explosive or just a slow deflate?

Former.

[Barboneia]

I bought Cities: Skylines on a whim for my PS4, and I adore it. It’s so comfy, and it’s well optimized for the system, like, in regards to the controls and shit. I love it.

I would never play a game like that on a console. But glad to know it's actually made well for that kind of system.

I was hesistant because most originally-PC games on console are kinda ass in regards to controls, but most reviews I read for the PS4 version said the controls were good and smooth, and they’re right, it works well. I would’ve gotten it on PC if my computer wasn’t a piece of shit.