Thread for Gamers IX: God Howard Starfield Edition

by **Licana** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:55 am

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy IT'S COMING OUT TOMORROW
This game, not the mode

>tfw have to wait another 15 days

by **Imperial isa** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:00 am

The Rich Port wrote:Welp, just played the amazing new game mode for RDR 2.

Guess what. It's fucking more ass than the other game modes so far.

*sarcastic clapping*

100% luck based. At least the other ones required SOME skill.

Don't plan on playing it and after today getting kill by a asshole who had a whole town of buildings blocking their line of sight kill me, online can get fucked.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:03 am

Imperial isa wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:Welp, just played the amazing new game mode for RDR 2.

Guess what. It's fucking more ass than the other game modes so far.

*sarcastic clapping*

100% luck based. At least the other ones required SOME skill.

Don't plan on playing it and after today getting kill by a asshole who had a whole town of buildings blocking their line of sight kill me, online can get fucked.

Yeah Single Player is great, Online has done nothing for me so far. Dont think ill play that much when it fully releases.

by **Imperial isa** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:18 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Yeah Single Player is great, Online has done nothing for me so far.

SP fun unless you are looking for jewellery for crafting.

Dont think ill play that much when it fully releases.

I hope it get solo but i don't get my hopes up

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:57 am

AC Odyssey takes away choice in DLC

Last.FM · by **Corrian** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:51 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Imperial isa wrote:Don't plan on playing it and after today getting kill by a asshole who had a whole town of buildings blocking their line of sight kill me, online can get fucked.

Yeah Single Player is great, Online has done nothing for me so far. Dont think ill play that much when it fully releases.

They'll probably need to change their approaches to keep people online.

by **The Rich Port** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:37 pm

Corrian wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Yeah Single Player is great, Online has done nothing for me so far. Dont think ill play that much when it fully releases.

They'll probably need to change their approaches to keep people online.

What is their approach, even? I didn't realize there was even an approach beyond "put more shitty game modes in and don't let people choose which ones they want".

Also, I love that the only game mode you get to choose... Is the new shitty one.

Thanks, Rockstar. That's what I wanted. Being able to pick between "shitty free for all" and "shitty team".

Not, oh, I dunno, fucking being able to pick the GOOD GAME MODES.

I'll say this: Team Deathmatch and Hostile Territory are great. They're fantastic, by comparison. The balancing on them is usually terrible because the game keeps trying to fill the 7 teams with one or two people but they're FINE.

Most Wanted should be changed to "Most Lucky", Pick Your Weapon should be renamed to "Pick The Shotgun", and FFA Deathmatch should be renamed to "Whoever Spawns Behind The Most People Wins".

And of course, the "Battle Royale" modes because people are obsessed with battle royales to the point that they'll call a shitty game mode in a Rockstar game where you fucking have a shitty bow and arrow or THROWING KNIVES, the WORST weapon in the whole game, counts as a battle royale. Make It Count should be changed to "Make It Count Or Else You Get To Sit There Watching Two Retards Rub Up Against Each Other For 30 Minutes".

It's gotten to the point where the only fun I have is hunting animals and hunting the assholes who try to shoot at me while I'm hunting animals.

by **Licana** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:05 pm

>actively play in competitive multiplayer in a rockstar game
>oh no it's shit
lmao what did you people expect?

by **The Rich Port** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:52 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZazWsZhoyg

Meanwhile, I've found a new form of entertainment: disastrous Twitch streams :lol2:

Lots of World of Warcraft guild drama. I love it. I love hearing all the stupid shit people get into fights over.

by **Serrus** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:18 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:AC Odyssey takes away choice in DLC

They removed the asexual option?
Really?
REALLY?
Excuse me whilst I introduce my fist to a nearby wall.

by **The Rich Port** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:18 pm

Serrus wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:AC Odyssey takes away choice in DLC

They removed the asexual option?
Really?
REALLY?
Excuse me whilst I introduce my fist to a nearby wall.

See, from Ubisoft, you shouldn't expect any intelligence.

Rockstar at least should fucking know better.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:29 pm

late breaking news activision is shit but in this case its just a bug

by **Valrifell** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:15 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:late breaking news activision is shit but in this case its just a bug

Nah fam, his only source (a Reddit post) even flags this as false info.

The top comment's thread is particularly interesting. Don't believe all the outrage.

by **New haven america** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:17 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:AC Odyssey takes away choice in DLC

Meanwhile I'm avoiding all of Ubisoft's most recent behavior by just playing their older games.

Been enjoying Prince of Persia Sand of Time, might get the rest of the series if I can find them at a decent price.

by **Lechites** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:18 pm

Licana wrote:>actively play in competitive multiplayer in a rockstar game
>oh no it's shit
lmao what did you people expect?

And yet somehow it will print truckloads of money.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:23 pm

I actually completed a game in rimworld for the first time.

4 colonists died over the course of the game and another 2 deserted us. Got 16 people off the planet in a ship at the end. The raids and sieges were that bad, though the fuckers running around with doomsday rockets didnt help. I was playing with Cassandra Classic though so i guess its only too natural it was not too mental. Fought off like 4 Infestations in my base which were the biggest moments of panic as they are what killed off my last game when i played last year and had some really close calls but im happy with how i did.

Started a new game with Randy Random so i dread whats going to fucking happen with this story teller as ive heard some mental stories.

by **Barboneia** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:43 pm

Well, I got a coupon for Frostpunk which is cool. Don’t know if my computer can run it, but hey, we’ll see. I take any chance I can get to buy a game at not full price.

by **Ifreann** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:57 pm

Barboneia wrote:Well, I got a coupon for Frostpunk which is cool. Don’t know if my computer can run it, but hey, we’ll see. I take any chance I can get to buy a game at not full price.

I also got a coupon for Frostpunk, even though I own Frostpunk already.

by **Ameriganastan** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:06 pm

I got it as well. Even if I had any money, I wouldn't buy it. Cause that's from the people who made This War Of Mine. And that game can eat me.

by **Lechites** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:36 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Started a new game with Randy Random so i dread whats going to fucking happen with this story teller as ive heard some mental stories.

You must pray that Randy doesn't just fuck you with raids and infestations on top of nuclear fallout and volcanic activity blocking out the sun while still getting hit with a solar flare.

by **The Biggles Syndicate** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:08 pm

After playing Ace Combat 7 and 5 for a couple hours, I've come to the following conclusion:

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:25 am

Metro Exodus looks really fucking good.

Like a Fallout 5 we deserved with no microtransactions.

by **The Biggles Syndicate** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:00 am

The Rich Port wrote:
Serrus wrote:They removed the asexual option?
Really?
REALLY?
Excuse me whilst I introduce my fist to a nearby wall.

See, from Ubisoft, you shouldn't expect any intelligence.

Rockstar at least should fucking know better.

Wasn't there this time where R6 Siege's official Twitter tweeted out a Bowsette Thermite?
If I remember correctly, that effectively means Ubisoft's social media team was tricked into tweeting porn.

Last.FM · by **Corrian** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:16 am

Barboneia wrote:Well, I got a coupon for Frostpunk which is cool. Don’t know if my computer can run it, but hey, we’ll see. I take any chance I can get to buy a game at not full price.

Where did you get a coupon from?

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:22 pm

Atlas is taken offline due to cheaters spawning in ww2 tanks and aircraft

L

O

L

Thread for Gamers IX: God Howard Starfield Edition

How indeed, do you game fine sirs or madams?

Who is online