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How indeed, do you game fine sirs or madams?

PC
584
37%
Console
364
23%
Arcade
67
4%
Mobile
247
16%
Anything and Everything
131
8%
Other
58
4%
Insert witty 2018 gaming reference here
142
9%
 
Total votes : 1593
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:47 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Words cannot describe how disappointed i am right now

"LOL DO I GUIS NOT HAVES FPHONES?"


The Alien franchise has to be fucking cursed. At this point there's just no other explanation.
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Postby Purpelia » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:52 am

I am trying to download stuff from Nexusmods but every single file just says: The file is currently being uploaded to our file servers and it will be ready to be downloaded soon. Every single one. Is it just me? Can anyone check?
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:That stinks.

Im so fuckin annoyed. Ive wanted an Alien Isolation sequel for ages, done in a similar way to Alien Isolation, but not like this.


What a fucking joke.


Heres hoping that Alien Shooter being done by Cold Iron looks decent when ever they show off something for it.

What's bad about mobile games?
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:48 pm

Ifreann wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Im so fuckin annoyed. Ive wanted an Alien Isolation sequel for ages, done in a similar way to Alien Isolation, but not like this.


What a fucking joke.


Heres hoping that Alien Shooter being done by Cold Iron looks decent when ever they show off something for it.

What's bad about mobile games?

A lot of mobile games tend to be nothing more than cash grabs raped by micros transactions. And a fucking mobile game that is basically five nights at freddy's but with Alien is not what i wanted as a sequel to Alien Isolation.

Nor does it seem to be what anyone wanted as a sequel from the reactions ive seen online.
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Postby Immoren » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:05 pm

I thought I died to Smelter Demon's combo, so I let my character stand in the boss area like dumbass while I waited for YOU DIED and loading screen, and white phantoms kept fighting with it.
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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:07 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Words cannot describe how disappointed i am right now

"LOL DO I GUIS NOT HAVES FPHONES?"

OOF

Though that other shooter game that was mentioned could have some potential, as long as it doesn't become Colonial Marines 2: Electric Boogaloo.


I just can't get past the Natah quest in Warframe, specifically the survival mission. There are too many heavy units and not enough oxygen drops. It can't be done. It just can't.
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Postby Valrifell » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:35 pm

Licana wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Words cannot describe how disappointed i am right now

"LOL DO I GUIS NOT HAVES FPHONES?"


The Alien franchise has to be fucking cursed. At this point there's just no other explanation.


One good game in god knows how long just to get your hopes up and tear it all away.
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:40 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Words cannot describe how disappointed i am right now

"LOL DO I GUIS NOT HAVES FPHONES?"


Incoming alien loot boxes and microtranscations.
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Rostavykhan
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Postby Rostavykhan » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:06 pm

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:

I just can't get past the Natah quest in Warframe, specifically the survival mission. There are too many heavy units and not enough oxygen drops. It can't be done. It just can't.



What Warframe are you using? Build/abilities? What node/planet/tileset is it on? Been a while since I played that quest.
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Postby Lechites » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:27 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Words cannot describe how disappointed i am right now

"LOL DO I GUIS NOT HAVES FPHONES?"


Incoming alien loot boxes and microtranscations.

Unlock cool skins for your Alien! If you buy the mega-ultra loot crate you can unlock rare* emotes like the dab!
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Postby Ameriganastan » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:42 pm

I was dominated by water...
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:29 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I was dominated by water...

Water is kind of fucking scary when you really think about it.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:22 pm

According to this reddit post and the article it links to, the new Alien Shooter is going to be an MMO shooter.


No idea exactly what MMO means since its batted around all the time now but interest has just declined massively.

Please... please just give me another Isolation esque game, or a single player shooter. Plox its not too much to ask for
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:20 pm

Breaking: EA is a shitty company
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Postby Skylus » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:50 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Breaking: EA is a shitty company


That isn't new dude, they've been shitty for a while. Oh look, something new.
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Postby Hirota » Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:33 pm

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Last steam key.
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Postby New haven america » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:30 am

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Words cannot describe how disappointed i am right now

"LOL DO I GUIS NOT HAVES FPHONES?"

OOF

Though that other shooter game that was mentioned could have some potential, as long as it doesn't become Colonial Marines 2: Electric Boogaloo.


I just can't get past the Natah quest in Warframe, specifically the survival mission. There are too many heavy units and not enough oxygen drops. It can't be done. It just can't.

What build are you using and what tileset are you on?
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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:45 am

The latest Outside Xtra video has reminded me how much I loved Radiata Stories, and how like no one else seemed to frigging play it and it slipped into JRPG obscurity.
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Ameri does the impossible.
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Postby Hirota » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:53 am

Trying (and failing) to engineer my asp explorer so it has a decent jump range for the next distant world's expedition.

Got enough wake scans, now just got to learn mining!
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Postby Skylus » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:17 am

Hirota wrote:4V0EP-X70AP-MYXDR

Last steam key.


Somebody already got it. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:45 pm

Hey guys, guess who's back, that's right, it's your girl, Skinny Titties.

And I came back just to say.

What the fuck is going on with the gaming industry.

I'm not against mobile games. I have nothing against mobile games as a concept. I think you can make great mobile games.

What I am against is making shitty games and making shitty business decisions. Sure maybe jumping in the mobile gaming fire worked for Konami (what a great example to follow), but it's because they ducked the fire of shitting all over Metal Gear Solid, Castlevania, and Silent Hill by CHANGING THEIR BUSINESS MODEL ENTIRELY into the casino business/pachinko mines.

What the fuck is going on with Blizzard Activision. Who's fucking idea was that goddamn conference.

What the fuck is going on with Bethesda stroking out and failing at something that quite frankly should have been a slam-dunk (I say that as a scrub who liked Fallout 4 somewhat).

WHO'S FUCKING IDEA WAS THIS

WHO. WHAT. WHEN. WHERE. WHY.

Like. I'm so fucking BAFFLED.

You can't alienate your customer base while also expecting profit for the investors they're trying to satisfy.

For Frank West's sake.
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:58 pm

On a semi-related note, I'm level 100 in Red Dead Online 2 and boy am I already bored, and a fucking new shitty Free-For-All game mode isn't going to alleviate that boredom.

But at least there aren't any fucking shitty flying motorcycles.
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Lechites
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Postby Lechites » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:48 pm

The Rich Port wrote:On a semi-related note, I'm level 100 in Red Dead Online 2 and boy am I already bored, and a fucking new shitty Free-For-All game mode isn't going to alleviate that boredom.

But at least there aren't any fucking shitty flying motorcycles.

..Yet.
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:57 pm

Lechites wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:On a semi-related note, I'm level 100 in Red Dead Online 2 and boy am I already bored, and a fucking new shitty Free-For-All game mode isn't going to alleviate that boredom.

But at least there aren't any fucking shitty flying motorcycles.

..Yet.


Calling it right now/giving Rockstar the gun to kill themselves with:

Alicorns that fart dynamite.
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Postby Lechites » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:08 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Lechites wrote:..Yet.


Calling it right now/giving Rockstar the gun to kill themselves with:

Alicorns that fart dynamite.

Only $10 million in-game cost. What's that? Oh, how convenient, we have a sale going on for that exact amount on the store..
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