Thread for Gamers IX: God Howard Starfield Edition

[Kannap]

Valhalla has a lot of bugs, huh?

Tired of them, they're all quite ugly every time they appear.

[Andsed]

Valhalla has a lot of bugs, huh?

Tired of them, they're all quite ugly every time they appear.

I have not encountered many tbh. A couple hiccups here and there but nothing major.

[Kannap]

Valhalla has a lot of bugs, huh?

Tired of them, they're all quite ugly every time they appear.

I have not encountered many tbh. A couple hiccups here and there but nothing major.

A lot of visual bugs, in my experience so far. Nothing game breaking just annoying to constantly see them.

[Ameriganastan]

Valhalla has a lot of bugs, huh?

Tired of them, they're all quite ugly every time they appear.

Assassin's Creed game has bugs on release.

In other breaking news, water is wet.

[The Old Man of the Sea]

Valhalla has a lot of bugs, huh?

Tired of them, they're all quite ugly every time they appear.

Assassin's Creed game has bugs on release.

In other breaking news, water is wet.

More accurately, Ubisoft anything has bugs on release. Everything they've done recently has seemed to be a hot mess to me.

Bugs aside, the AC games haven't been enjoyable for me storyline-wise for a long time now, I would never buy one at launch.

[Kannap]

Assassin's Creed game has bugs on release.

In other breaking news, water is wet.

More accurately, Ubisoft anything has bugs on release. Everything they've done recently has seemed to be a hot mess to me.

Bugs aside, the AC games haven't been enjoyable for me storyline-wise for a long time now, I would never buy one at launch.

There's a storyline? I thought the fun was just getting to mess about in an expansive open world ancient Greece/Norway

[Heloin]

More accurately, Ubisoft anything has bugs on release. Everything they've done recently has seemed to be a hot mess to me.

Bugs aside, the AC games haven't been enjoyable for me storyline-wise for a long time now, I would never buy one at launch.

There's a storyline? I thought the fun was just getting to mess about in an expansive open world ancient Greece/Norway

I thought the main story was the tale of my Viking and her quest to kill Anglo-Saxons and steal all their stuff. If there's anything beyond that I tuned it out.

[Kannap]

There's a storyline? I thought the fun was just getting to mess about in an expansive open world ancient Greece/Norway

I thought the main story was the tale of my Viking and her quest to kill Anglo-Saxons and steal all their stuff. If there's anything beyond that I tuned it out.

Sounds like the main storyline to me.

Though five hours in and I'm still fucking around in Norway killing fellow vikings.

[Hurdergaryp]

There's a storyline? I thought the fun was just getting to mess about in an expansive open world ancient Greece/Norway

I thought the main story was the tale of my Viking and her quest to kill Anglo-Saxons and steal all their stuff. If there's anything beyond that I tuned it out.

So you prefer not to go any deeper than random acts of manslaughter and plunder. There's more to European history than just that, you know.

[Heloin]

I thought the main story was the tale of my Viking and her quest to kill Anglo-Saxons and steal all their stuff. If there's anything beyond that I tuned it out.

Sounds like the main storyline to me.

Though five hours in and I'm still fucking around in Norway killing fellow vikings.

One day you'll sail across the Western sea and find a land full people with new cultures and beliefs, and kill them.

I thought the main story was the tale of my Viking and her quest to kill Anglo-Saxons and steal all their stuff. If there's anything beyond that I tuned it out.

So you prefer not to go any deeper than random acts of manslaughter and plunder. There's more to European history than just that, you know.

True, sometimes there are massacres.

[Hurdergaryp]

Sounds like the main storyline to me.

Though five hours in and I'm still fucking around in Norway killing fellow vikings.

One day you'll sail across the Western sea and find a land full people with new cultures and beliefs, and kill them.

So you prefer not to go any deeper than random acts of manslaughter and plunder. There's more to European history than just that, you know.

True, sometimes there are massacres.

You're forgetting about the Plague.

[Heloin]

One day you'll sail across the Western sea and find a land full people with new cultures and beliefs, and kill them.


True, sometimes there are massacres.

You're forgetting about the Plague.

What is a plague if not a bacterium committing a very large and unorganised massacre?

[Kannap]

I thought the main story was the tale of my Viking and her quest to kill Anglo-Saxons and steal all their stuff. If there's anything beyond that I tuned it out.

So you prefer not to go any deeper than random acts of manslaughter and plunder. There's more to European history than just that, you know.

Hey, I doubt it.

[Kannap]

Sounds like the main storyline to me.

Though five hours in and I'm still fucking around in Norway killing fellow vikings.

One day you'll sail across the Western sea and find a land full people with new cultures and beliefs, and kill them.

Sounds bountiful. Do they possess shiny trinkets that I wish to make my possessions?

[Hurdergaryp]

You're forgetting about the Plague.

What is a plague if not a bacterium committing a very large and unorganised massacre?

There's a game about that, if I remember correctly.

[The Huskar Social Union]

One day you'll sail across the Western sea and find a land full people with new cultures and beliefs, and kill them.

Sounds bountiful. Do they possess shiny trinkets that I wish to make my possessions?

Maybe you can find them in monasteries and churches which have went up in flames after the monks mysteriously die.

Those trinkets could use saving.

[Kannap]

What is a plague if not a bacterium committing a very large and unorganised massacre?

There's a game about that, if I remember correctly.

Yeah but it's grossly inaccurate in its assumption that humanity so quickly fights back and hunkers down in an organized matter.

[Kannap]

Sounds bountiful. Do they possess shiny trinkets that I wish to make my possessions?

Maybe you can find them in monasteries and churches which have went up in flames after the monks mysteriously die.

Those trinkets could use saving.

I agree. They need to go to a safe home, far north.

[Hurdergaryp]

Sounds bountiful. Do they possess shiny trinkets that I wish to make my possessions?

Maybe you can find them in monasteries and churches which have went up in flames after the monks mysteriously die.

Those trinkets could use saving.

There is a risk involved, though. Exposure to the religion associated with those trinkets may result in your people becoming followers of that religion over time. It happened before, chances are it will happen again.

[Heloin]

There's a game about that, if I remember correctly.

Yeah but it's grossly inaccurate in its assumption that humanity so quickly fights back and hunkers down in an organized matter.

The rest of the world will die, but Madagascar will live on.

[Kannap]

Yeah but it's grossly inaccurate in its assumption that humanity so quickly fights back and hunkers down in an organized matter.

The rest of the world will die, but Madagascar will live on.

Me, starting my disease in Madagascar: Not this time, you lucky fools.

Me, ravaging the world with my disease, Madagascar the first to fall: Mwahahahahaha

Greenland: completely untouched and smiling and waving from across the room

Me: FUCK

[Hurdergaryp]

The rest of the world will die, but Madagascar will live on.

Me, starting my disease in Madagascar: Not this time, you lucky fools.

Me, ravaging the world with my disease, Madagascar the first to fall: Mwahahahahaha

Greenland: completely untouched and smiling and waving from across the room

Me: FUCK

Back to the drawing board, you biological warfare criminal.

[Kannap]

Me, starting my disease in Madagascar: Not this time, you lucky fools.

Me, ravaging the world with my disease, Madagascar the first to fall: Mwahahahahaha

Greenland: completely untouched and smiling and waving from across the room

Me: FUCK

Back to the drawing board, you biological warfare criminal.

All island nations will be summarily banned. Islands are unethical and all peoples need to be relocated to the mainlands of their continents by 2025.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Back to the drawing board, you biological warfare criminal.

All island nations will be summarily banned. Islands are unethical and all peoples need to be relocated to the mainlands of their continents by 2025.

Rude

[Andsed]

Back to the drawing board, you biological warfare criminal.

All island nations will be summarily banned. Islands are unethical and all peoples need to be relocated to the mainlands of their continents by 2025.

I mean technically speaking what are mainland continents if not just really massive islands?