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How indeed, do you game fine sirs or madams?

PC
614
37%
Console
377
23%
Arcade
72
4%
Mobile
263
16%
Anything and Everything
138
8%
Other
61
4%
Insert witty 2018 gaming reference here
146
9%
 
Total votes : 1671

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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri May 08, 2020 4:36 am

I just married the first orc lady I met.
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The Ameri Train.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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The New California Republic
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Postby The New California Republic » Fri May 08, 2020 4:40 am

Ameriganastan wrote:I just married the first orc lady I met.

I married Farkas on my first playthrough. :blush:
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The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic: depicting the expanded NCR, several years after the total victory over Caesar's Legion, and the annexation of New Vegas and its surrounding areas.

White-collared conservatives flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic finger at me
They're hoping soon, my kind will drop and die
But I'm going to wave my freak flag high
Wave on, wave on
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri May 08, 2020 4:40 am

some of the marriage requirements in skyrim are funny. You can marry a chick called Aeri after chopping firewood for her

You can marry an orc lady after collecting grapes for her.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri May 08, 2020 4:41 am

The New California Republic wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:I just married the first orc lady I met.

I married Farkas on my first playthrough. :blush:

I married that imperial merchant lady in whiterun in my first playthrough, cant remember her name. The one you get a mammoth tusk for.


I think i killed her at some point.
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Loben The 2nd
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Postby Loben The 2nd » Fri May 08, 2020 4:41 am

Beheaded all of the southern empires nobility.

Feels good.
no quarter.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am

Loben The 2nd wrote:Beheaded all of the southern empires nobility.

Feels good.

Bannerlord?
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Loben The 2nd
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Postby Loben The 2nd » Fri May 08, 2020 4:46 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Loben The 2nd wrote:Beheaded all of the southern empires nobility.

Feels good.

Bannerlord?

Yes.
no quarter.
Satisfaction guaranteed.

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Andsed
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Postby Andsed » Fri May 08, 2020 4:55 am

New haven america wrote:
The New California Republic wrote:Ah yes, Sanguine. I used console commands and married him.

I haven't married anyone because I'm playing on the 360 version and all the NPC's are ugly.

In my first playthrough I married Mjoll. Then in all other playthroughs I settled at being devastated at the fact you can´t marry Serana.

Loben The 2nd wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Bannerlord?

Yes.

Man Bannerlord looks incredible. I cannot wait for it to come to console.
I do be tired


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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri May 08, 2020 4:58 am

Andsed wrote:
New haven america wrote:I haven't married anyone because I'm playing on the 360 version and all the NPC's are ugly.

In my first playthrough I married Mjoll. Then in all other playthroughs I settled at being devastated at the fact you can´t marry Serana.

Loben The 2nd wrote:Yes.

Man Bannerlord looks incredible. I cannot wait for it to come to console.

I was disappointed you couldnt Marry Niranye, she was sweet.

But its best to marry an essential character who is good at fighting imo


But a merchant is good as well
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Loben The 2nd
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Postby Loben The 2nd » Fri May 08, 2020 5:00 am

Andsed wrote:
New haven america wrote:I haven't married anyone because I'm playing on the 360 version and all the NPC's are ugly.

In my first playthrough I married Mjoll. Then in all other playthroughs I settled at being devastated at the fact you can´t marry Serana.

Loben The 2nd wrote:Yes.

Man Bannerlord looks incredible. I cannot wait for it to come to console.


I’m playing it on a borrowed Gaming laptop atm

Also the good thing about fighting other imperials is that you can replenish your losses faster compared to fighting other factions such as the Vl*ndians.
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Loben The 2nd
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Postby Loben The 2nd » Fri May 08, 2020 5:04 am

Also

8 southerners

8 vlandians

8 sturgians

Luv da norf

Luv me wine

Simple as.
no quarter.
Satisfaction guaranteed.

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The New California Republic
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Postby The New California Republic » Fri May 08, 2020 5:23 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The New California Republic wrote:I married Farkas on my first playthrough. :blush:

I married that imperial merchant lady in whiterun in my first playthrough, cant remember her name. The one you get a mammoth tusk for.


I think i killed her at some point.

Farkas is the perfect Skyrim husbando: built like a brick shit house and slightly naive and stupid, but can follow instructions to the letter.

Some folk choose Vilkas, but I don't see it. He is a wilful little shortarse who'd constantly be getting under your feet in more ways than one.
Last edited by Sigmund Freud on Sat Sep 23, 1939 2:23 am, edited 999 times in total.

The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic: depicting the expanded NCR, several years after the total victory over Caesar's Legion, and the annexation of New Vegas and its surrounding areas.

White-collared conservatives flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic finger at me
They're hoping soon, my kind will drop and die
But I'm going to wave my freak flag high
Wave on, wave on
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri May 08, 2020 7:14 am

Attack a Skaven army as the Bretonnians. Im outnumbered but have a garrison coming right behind me on the campaign map.

Garrison spawns on the other end of the map next to Skaven army on the battle map and is fucking slaughtered costing me the battle.

#justtotalwarthings #fuckingbollocks
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Imperial isa
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Postby Imperial isa » Fri May 08, 2020 9:24 am

Andsed wrote:In my first playthrough I married Mjoll. Then in all other playthroughs I settled at being devastated at the fact you can´t marry Serana.

I was devastated at the fact you can´t marry Vex or Ingun Black-Briar till the Dlc and she showed up.
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Aeritai
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Postby Aeritai » Fri May 08, 2020 10:56 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:some of the marriage requirements in skyrim are funny. You can marry a chick called Aeri after chopping firewood for her

You can marry an orc lady after collecting grapes for her.


If only getting married in real life was that easy XD
Just call me Aeri
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Fri May 08, 2020 1:03 pm


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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri May 08, 2020 2:30 pm

Well, I beat The Outer Worlds. And I feel kind of bad.
Not for siding with The Board and killing all the Hope colonists. No, that was fun. But I feel bad that siding with them sunk Parvati and Junlei's relationship. Was really pulling for those two.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri May 08, 2020 2:38 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Well, I beat The Outer Worlds. And I feel kind of bad.
Not for siding with The Board and killing all the Hope colonists. No, that was fun. But I feel bad that siding with them sunk Parvati and Junlei's relationship. Was really pulling for those two.

You fucked over best girl
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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri May 08, 2020 2:42 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Well, I beat The Outer Worlds. And I feel kind of bad.
Not for siding with The Board and killing all the Hope colonists. No, that was fun. But I feel bad that siding with them sunk Parvati and Junlei's relationship. Was really pulling for those two.

You fucked over best girl

Yeah, I know. Not a great feeling.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Sat May 09, 2020 2:10 am

A Plague Tale isn't exactly the most chipper game, is it?

Also, first game I've ever played in French, I gave up on those bad French accents after 1 cutscene and just put the whole damn game in it.

Was trying to finish it in one marathon playthrough, but sleepy time overruled me on that.
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The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat May 09, 2020 3:07 am

Ameriganastan wrote:A Plague Tale isn't exactly the most chipper game, is it?

Also, first game I've ever played in French, I gave up on those bad French accents after 1 cutscene and just put the whole damn game in it.

Was trying to finish it in one marathon playthrough, but sleepy time overruled me on that.

No its a very very dark game, but i quite enjoyed it. Some of the environments are stunning as well, the amount of detail is insane.
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Postby Bralia » Sat May 09, 2020 5:48 am

Been having a lot of fun getting back into Streets of Rogue. In what was almost certainly my longest run ever (around 4 hours), I played as the Scientist and by the end, I killed the Mayor's entire elite guard with a gun filled to the brim with cyanide.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat May 09, 2020 9:00 am

The predator in that new predator hunting grounds game looks soo pathetically underpowered. He could probably get destroyed by a bunch of airsoft guns at this rate


and the stealth is soo bad you stick out like a sore thumb, every game ive seen on youtube he is getting sniped like immediately by the mercenaries across the map
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Postby Cisairse » Sat May 09, 2020 10:31 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
New haven america wrote:You have to work for it, because it's not something that's given out freely.

You need to be dedicated.

THEN IT'S NOT A MOD. JESUS, YOU ARE ANNOYING! YOU'RE GOING ON IGNORE! PROBABLY PERMANENTLY!

Ameriganastan wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:But he literally said it was possibly only through a mod or getting to a high enough level in the game.

Repeatedly. Not his fault you cant be bothered to read his posts clearly. Now you are throwing him on ignore for...

This whole thing was fucking stupid.

Oh, he was gonna wind up on ignore eventually. This little diatribe just hastened the process.

And you know what, screw this game. Any desire I had to try it is gone now.


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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Sat May 09, 2020 10:44 am

New haven america wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:...No? It's an actual thing. I remember it quite clearly. Pretty sure I even read about there being a "Self destruct" option that saves you the time of taking damage.

If you're talking about this whole bit, self-destruct did help inspire the mod, but generally unless you're at the highest level possible you die immediately.

My understanding was that self-destructing always left you with a tiny sliver of health.

So no, it's not normal to play through without her clothes,

This is true.
you can only get that through mods or getting to the highest levels possible.

This is not, you can just take 2B's skirt off with the dress module.

Of course, this is all academic since the idea that a game can't be good if the main character is sexualised is extremely silly. It's a very good game and Yoko Taro likes looking at lady bum. These are both true facts.
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