Thread for Gamers IX: God Howard Starfield Edition

[The New California Republic]

Yeah, I'm getting a refund for Signal Simulator. This game is fucking boring.

...I mean...yes...? I would have thought that to be obvious.

[Ameriganastan]

Yeah, I'm getting a refund for Signal Simulator. This game is fucking boring.

...I mean...yes...? I would have thought that to be obvious.

Tell that to the trailer on Steam. Made that game look fun. All fending off aliens and such. I saw no aliens. I spent an hour adjusting a satellite dish.

[The New California Republic]

...I mean...yes...? I would have thought that to be obvious.

Tell that to the trailer on Steam. Made that game look fun. All fending off aliens and such. I saw no aliens. I spent an hour adjusting a satellite dish.

I suppose it's as fun as Death Star Simulator, until you find out that you are assigned to the laundry.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

Tell that to the trailer on Steam. Made that game look fun. All fending off aliens and such. I saw no aliens. I spent an hour adjusting a satellite dish.

I suppose it's as fun as Death Star Simulator, until you find out that you are assigned to the laundry.

I heard Reactor Maintenance is funner, but that it has an abrupt ending.

[Licana]

...I mean...yes...? I would have thought that to be obvious.

Tell that to the trailer on Steam. Made that game look fun. All fending off aliens and such. I saw no aliens. I spent an hour adjusting a satellite dish.

>current year +4
>buying a game based entirely off of a trailer on steam

[Ameriganastan]

Tell that to the trailer on Steam. Made that game look fun. All fending off aliens and such. I saw no aliens. I spent an hour adjusting a satellite dish.

>current year +4
>buying a game based entirely off of a trailer on steam

In my defense, it was a good trailer.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Got an rdmer karma banned from a server in TTT.


Small victory, but a satisfying victory none the less.

[Licana]

mem

[Imperial isa]

mem

Midair sword fighting with them in MP would be fun to try.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

Got an rdmer karma banned from a server in TTT.


Small victory, but a satisfying victory none the less.

You banned a what now? What's a rdmr? I haven't played Triple T for a while.

In other news, fuck like half of Rising Tide, seriously. One enemy, one, parks his fat ass on the anti-sea bear circle and oh well, you gotta clean him off. Another then takes his place and so on, starting the most masochist game of Whack-a-Mole. Repeat for 10 minutes until some fucking robots decide to Naruto run through the circle when it's like 99.99% done because some old fucking fart who hasn't been relevant for 4-5 major quests is butthurt. Fucking seriously. Also there should be a rush mechanic for the Railjack parts. It's a good thing I really like spaceships, otherwise I would've eaten my controller out of sheer rage.
This is basically every Rising Tide mission

[The Huskar Social Union]

Got an rdmer karma banned from a server in TTT.


Small victory, but a satisfying victory none the less.

You banned a what now? What's a rdmr? I haven't played Triple T for a while.

In other news, fuck like half of Rising Tide, seriously. One enemy, one, parks his fat ass on the anti-sea bear circle and oh well, you gotta clean him off. Another then takes his place and so on, starting the most masochist game of Whack-a-Mole. Repeat for 10 minutes until some fucking robots decide to Naruto run through the circle when it's like 99.99% done because some old fucking fart who hasn't been relevant for 4-5 major quests is butthurt. Fucking seriously. Also there should be a rush mechanic for the Railjack parts. It's a good thing I really like spaceships, otherwise I would've eaten my controller out of sheer rage.
This is basically every Rising Tide mission

RDM means Random Death Match, its basically when ever you randomly kill someone with no justification. TTT has a karma system, which effects the amount of damage you do, and this goes down whenever you kill someone on your team, so if you are an innocent and you kill another innocent, it lowers etc. And on most servers once your karma drops low enough you get banned for a few hours.

So we had these two rdmers, who were randomly killing people, but not enough to get banned and for their karma to increase every new round as it does automatically. But one of them got really really low, just above the ban limit. So i took the plunge and opened up on him, and him landing a single bullet on me was enough to get him banned for the damage he caused. Then his mate jumped ship afterwards

Pretty sure one of their mates joined the server after this tho, as he made a beeline for me, rdmed me then called me a few racial slurs then left the server.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

You banned a what now? What's a rdmr? I haven't played Triple T for a while.

In other news, fuck like half of Rising Tide, seriously. One enemy, one, parks his fat ass on the anti-sea bear circle and oh well, you gotta clean him off. Another then takes his place and so on, starting the most masochist game of Whack-a-Mole. Repeat for 10 minutes until some fucking robots decide to Naruto run through the circle when it's like 99.99% done because some old fucking fart who hasn't been relevant for 4-5 major quests is butthurt. Fucking seriously. Also there should be a rush mechanic for the Railjack parts. It's a good thing I really like spaceships, otherwise I would've eaten my controller out of sheer rage.
This is basically every Rising Tide mission

RDM means Random Death Match, its basically when ever you randomly kill someone with no justification. TTT has a karma system, which effects the amount of damage you do, and this goes down whenever you kill someone on your team, so if you are an innocent and you kill another innocent, it lowers etc. And on most servers once your karma drops low enough you get banned for a few hours.

So we had these two rdmers, who were randomly killing people, but not enough to get banned and for their karma to increase every new round as it does automatically. But one of them got really really low, just above the ban limit. So i took the plunge and opened up on him, and him landing a single bullet on me was enough to get him banned for the damage he caused. Then his mate jumped ship afterwards

Pretty sure one of their mates joined the server after this tho, as he made a beeline for me, rdmed me then called me a few racial slurs then left the server.

Ohhhhhh, now I remember. RDMRs are the worst. I never was good at Triple T anyways, only got a kill or two at most before some ninja Semper Fis me from behind.

[Ameriganastan]

After about 2 hours into The Witness, I remembered something: I suck at puzzle games. I have been stuck on this one puzzle and it's driving me insane.

[The New California Republic]

After about 2 hours into The Witness, I remembered something: I suck at puzzle games. I have been stuck on this one puzzle and it's driving me insane.

I think I have a creative imagination that is a bit outside the box, as I can seem to find the most obscure solutions in puzzles that have multiple solutions to them.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

After about 2 hours into The Witness, I remembered something: I suck at puzzle games. I have been stuck on this one puzzle and it's driving me insane.

I think I have a creative imagination that is a bit outside the box, as I can seem to find the most obscure solutions in puzzles that have multiple solutions to them.

Is it like Ace Attorney?

[Ameriganastan]

My computer can not run Last Year at all. Even on the lowest settings it's a chuggy, lagging mess. Guess I'm sending that back.

[Skylus]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments ... as_leaked/

[The New California Republic]

Just finished The Wolf Among Us, as I never got the chance to play it when it was released. I like it very much. Now one of my favourite games of that particular genre.

[Ifreann]

Played a few hours of The Witcher, since all the cool kids are tossing coins to their Witcher. It's not bad, despite its age and the weirdness of the combat.

[Immoren]

Played a few hours of The Witcher, since all the cool kids are tossing coins to their Witcher. It's not bad, despite its age and the weirdness of the combat.

Love the Witcher but these days I need mod that doubles Geralt's movement speed. lol

[Purpelia]

I've always been interested in those games but newer had access to them. So given that the series has had multiple installments which would you recommend to a complete noob starting to play today? Do I need to start from #1 to get the plot or should I go for a later one with more up to date game mechanics and graphics? Note that I do play the original DOOM so I am not that much of a graphics snob but I do like my games to work on modern cards without having to struggle much. Also what's the best way to pick them up and are there any essential mods or (un)official patches I'd need to add?

[The Huskar Social Union]

Picked up Jurassic World evolution for a few quid on steam, no one has died yet so i have a better track record than all the movies!


Yeah thats gona fucking change

[Alvecia]

I tried starting the Witcher series at game 1, but there was just something about the game’s jank that I just couldn’t handle.

Maybe it’s time to give it another go, maybe pick up some mods to alleviate any issue I have.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

Picked up Jurassic World evolution for a few quid on steam, no one has died yet so i have a better track record than all the movies!


Yeah thats gona fucking change

The Hurricane season would like to have a word with you, Huskar.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Picked up Jurassic World evolution for a few quid on steam, no one has died yet so i have a better track record than all the movies!


Yeah thats gona fucking change

The Hurricane season would like to have a word with you, Huskar.

Had a giant long neck bastard break out of her pen, but thankfully i put her to sleep before she could squish anyone.