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Best HOI political party

HOI3 Stalinist
1
6%
HOI3 Leninist
0
No votes
KR Syndicalist
6
33%
KR Radical Socialism
2
11%
HOI4 Anarchism
3
17%
HOI4 Communism
1
6%
Stupid Sexy Naz with your unbiased polls and quality posts.
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18

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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:45 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Gay disabled women of colour operating artillery or death.

Sadly its too long. The title was supposed to be "Give Me Gay Disabled Women Of Color Or Give Me Death!"

Drop the “Paradox Games VIII:”
Black lives matter

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I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
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Wallenburg
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wallenburg » Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:50 am

Abserdia wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Sadly its too long. The title was supposed to be "Give Me Gay Disabled Women Of Color Or Give Me Death!"

Drop the “Paradox Games VIII:”

"PDX 8" at a maximum.
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Renoa
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Postby Renoa » Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:10 pm

Bralia wrote:The U.S. Congress is coming to HoI4.

Actual quote from the Dev Diary:
So we wanted to have a nice big Civil War in the US. We want tank battles south of Chicago. Naval landings in Florida. A brutal slog across the Rocky Mountains. So we decided to not just put in one civil war but two! That’s a whole 100% MORE CIVIL WAR!

Oh boy, I can't wait for the inevitable wave of "WELL ACKCHUALLY" fascist/Confederate apologists to come out of the woodworks for this.
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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:35 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Sadly its too long. The title was supposed to be "Give Me Gay Disabled Women Of Color Or Give Me Death!"

Not for the title, just in general. :P

100% agreed

Abserdia wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Sadly its too long. The title was supposed to be "Give Me Gay Disabled Women Of Color Or Give Me Death!"

Drop the “Paradox Games VIII:”

Impossible we must have some standard for our madness.
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Postby Purpelia » Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:57 am

Random question about VIC2. Say you win the war as the CSA and conquer the entire USA. Can you spread slavery to the north as well? And say you than go on to conquer the world. Can you spread slavery across the world? Like enslave China or something?
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:05 am

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:45 am

Alright, you listen up, you fucking British shitheads. You do NOT get to dictate the peace deal of a war that I declared. I brought you in as a fucking courtesy and the expectation that ALL of my demands would be met, I sure as fuck did not drag you in so you could sit on your shithole islands and do dick all the entire time while France and I do all of the work so you could take some backwater nonsense in the middle of Africa.

I need to stop making the mistake of relying on the UK for anything, ever. Never even really desired the UK as an ally in the first place, they surprised me with a random alliance offer one day.
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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:10 am



'integrate the criminal enterprises as a fixture in your society'

Aw yis. We Triads in spess now.
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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:29 am

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:54 am


Planetary Stability represents the overall political stability on a planet, and is influenced by a large number of factors such as Pop Happiness, Housing, Amenities, Crime and so on.

Whether comets have been sighted or not.


Bralia wrote:Alright, you listen up, you fucking British shitheads. You do NOT get to dictate the peace deal of a war that I declared. I brought you in as a fucking courtesy and the expectation that ALL of my demands would be met, I sure as fuck did not drag you in so you could sit on your shithole islands and do dick all the entire time while France and I do all of the work so you could take some backwater nonsense in the middle of Africa.

I need to stop making the mistake of relying on the UK for anything, ever. Never even really desired the UK as an ally in the first place, they surprised me with a random alliance offer one day.

Perfidious Albion strikes again.



STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SLUG
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:11 am

Bralia wrote:Alright, you listen up, you fucking British shitheads. You do NOT get to dictate the peace deal of a war that I declared. I brought you in as a fucking courtesy and the expectation that ALL of my demands would be met, I sure as fuck did not drag you in so you could sit on your shithole islands and do dick all the entire time while France and I do all of the work so you could take some backwater nonsense in the middle of Africa.

I need to stop making the mistake of relying on the UK for anything, ever. Never even really desired the UK as an ally in the first place, they surprised me with a random alliance offer one day.

That’s my biggest issue with Vic2.
Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon

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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:50 am

Abserdia wrote:
Bralia wrote:Alright, you listen up, you fucking British shitheads. You do NOT get to dictate the peace deal of a war that I declared. I brought you in as a fucking courtesy and the expectation that ALL of my demands would be met, I sure as fuck did not drag you in so you could sit on your shithole islands and do dick all the entire time while France and I do all of the work so you could take some backwater nonsense in the middle of Africa.

I need to stop making the mistake of relying on the UK for anything, ever. Never even really desired the UK as an ally in the first place, they surprised me with a random alliance offer one day.

That’s my biggest issue with Vic2.


Victoria 2 has gasp issues?!
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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:16 am

Ifreann wrote:

Planetary Stability represents the overall political stability on a planet, and is influenced by a large number of factors such as Pop Happiness, Housing, Amenities, Crime and so on.

Whether comets have been sighted or not.


Bralia wrote:Alright, you listen up, you fucking British shitheads. You do NOT get to dictate the peace deal of a war that I declared. I brought you in as a fucking courtesy and the expectation that ALL of my demands would be met, I sure as fuck did not drag you in so you could sit on your shithole islands and do dick all the entire time while France and I do all of the work so you could take some backwater nonsense in the middle of Africa.

I need to stop making the mistake of relying on the UK for anything, ever. Never even really desired the UK as an ally in the first place, they surprised me with a random alliance offer one day.

Perfidious Albion strikes again.


The Transhuman Union wrote:
STOP RIGHT THERE, XENOIST SCUM!

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SLUG
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GO AHEAD, MAKE MY LIGHTYEAR.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:58 am

Grenartia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:
Whether comets have been sighted or not.



Perfidious Albion strikes again.



STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SLUG
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GO AHEAD, MAKE MY LIGHTYEAR.

LIGHTYEARS MEASURE DISTANCE, NOT TIME

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:00 am


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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:32 am

Fuck friendship, bring me lasers!
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:39 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
GO AHEAD, MAKE MY LIGHTYEAR.

LIGHTYEARS MEASURE DISTANCE, NOT TIME

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING


TECHNICALLY YOU CAN MEASURE TIME WITH LIGHT YEARS. :)
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:52 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Fuck friendship, bring me lasers!

And slaves and heavy segregation.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:39 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Bralia wrote:Alright, you listen up, you fucking British shitheads. You do NOT get to dictate the peace deal of a war that I declared. I brought you in as a fucking courtesy and the expectation that ALL of my demands would be met, I sure as fuck did not drag you in so you could sit on your shithole islands and do dick all the entire time while France and I do all of the work so you could take some backwater nonsense in the middle of Africa.

I need to stop making the mistake of relying on the UK for anything, ever. Never even really desired the UK as an ally in the first place, they surprised me with a random alliance offer one day.

That’s my biggest issue with Vic2.

This is why you dont invite "superior powers" to a war. Typically when war score hits the required amount i'd tag switch in that situation
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:34 pm

I heard Paradox put the House of Representatives in HoI4. Worry not citizens because TNO has the better part of Congress, the Senate! Also Nixon is up to no good and Germany and the US are having fun over Britain.

The video diary got delayed because the upload oof'd Panzers internet so take these for now >_>
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:07 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:I heard Paradox put the House of Representatives in HoI4. Worry not citizens because TNO has the better part of Congress, the Senate! Also Nixon is up to no good and Germany and the US are having fun over Britain.

The video diary got delayed because the upload oof'd Panzers internet so take these for now >_>

British Missile Crisis upcoming?


Also who owns ireland in this mod?
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Bralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:48 am

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:32 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:I heard Paradox put the House of Representatives in HoI4. Worry not citizens because TNO has the better part of Congress, the Senate! Also Nixon is up to no good and Germany and the US are having fun over Britain.

The video diary got delayed because the upload oof'd Panzers internet so take these for now >_>

British Missile Crisis upcoming?


Also who owns ireland in this mod?



U-2 has been shot down over Britain. The Irish have declared war on the Beatles!
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:26 am

Oh yeah, I forgot I took this screenshot, during my short-lived British game, I encountered (finally) what was probably the most visually appealing American Civil War I've seen yet. Like, some of the most attractive ahistorical borders I've ever seen, they're that good.
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:30 am

Bralia wrote:Oh yeah, I forgot I took this screenshot, during my short-lived British game, I encountered (finally) what was probably the most visually appealing American Civil War I've seen yet. Like, some of the most attractive ahistorical borders I've ever seen, they're that good.


I think I just orgasmed right now.
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