NATION

PASSWORD

PDOX Games VIII: Communism Will Win

A coffee shop for those who like to discuss art, music, books, movies, TV, each other's own works, and existential angst.

Advertisement

Remove ads

Best HOI political party

HOI3 Stalinist
1
6%
HOI3 Leninist
0
No votes
KR Syndicalist
6
33%
KR Radical Socialism
2
11%
HOI4 Anarchism
3
17%
HOI4 Communism
1
6%
Stupid Sexy Naz with your unbiased polls and quality posts.
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18

User avatar
Purpelia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:09 pm

Evil Dictators Happyland wrote:
Bojikami wrote:AAAAGH FINALLY MY PC WORKS.

Now I'm stuck between Space Vampires in Stellaris or doing this AAR thingy I wanted to do about Stalin traveling back in time to CK2 timeframe bc German WW2 victory and tryna post it maybe here and reddit

I've been meaning to do the latter one for a long time. I'd probably make Stalin a Slavic or Suomenusko pagan, then reform the religion to be hyper-militaristic with Temporal authority.
The end goal would be to form the Slavic Union and acquire all the land that the USSR held in 1941, as well as making sure that the Holy Roman Empire (i.e. the First Reich) meets its end at Soviet hands.

You must also dominate China. Don't forget that. Those Chinese can't possibly be trusted to ruin their own affairs.

Bonus points if you make the religion egalitarian and stuff to make it more communistish.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

User avatar
Barboneia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10592
Founded: Sep 17, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:56 pm

So I started playing Stellaris, which is my first actual playing of a 4X Paradox game (I played Europa Universalis IV, which I got as a gift from a friend on Steam, for like, an hour and found it mind-numbing, so it doesn’t really count), and I quite enjoy it. I’m playing as a pretty generic egalitarian materialist human democracy. Now if only there wasn’t so much DLC...
Depressing Nordic semi-socialist commonwealth filled with Lovecraftian horrors, man-eating fox people, Finns, bizarre accents, Saabs, and Volvos.
A collection of some of my NationStates artwork.
On the Commonwealth National Security Bureau.


User avatar
Renoa
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1837
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Renoa » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:15 pm

It's been several years and I'm still the Paradox Thread's Self-Appointed Court Chaplain. No one's ever asked but I thought you should know.

User avatar
Impaled Nazarene
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10311
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:33 pm

Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

User avatar
Valrifell
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31063
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Valrifell » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:02 pm

Just found out that the Nosferatu are not planned to be a playable clan on release of VTMB 2 and I'm a tad miffed, tbh. The exclusion of Gangrel I can understand since in the edidition of the game this is based on means they've already left the Camarilla and are independent but Nosferatu are literal icons. Am sad now.
HAVING AN ALL CAPS SIG MAKES ME FEEL SMART

User avatar
Impaled Nazarene
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10311
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:09 pm

Valrifell wrote:Just found out that the Nosferatu are not planned to be a playable clan on release of VTMB 2 and I'm a tad miffed, tbh. The exclusion of Gangrel I can understand since in the edidition of the game this is based on means they've already left the Camarilla and are independent but Nosferatu are literal icons. Am sad now.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 163942
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:18 pm

Valrifell wrote:Just found out that the Nosferatu are not planned to be a playable clan on release of VTMB 2 and I'm a tad miffed, tbh. The exclusion of Gangrel I can understand since in the edidition of the game this is based on means they've already left the Camarilla and are independent but Nosferatu are literal icons. Am sad now.

Nosferatu DLC when?
He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38272
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Rich Port » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:20 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Valrifell wrote:Just found out that the Nosferatu are not planned to be a playable clan on release of VTMB 2 and I'm a tad miffed, tbh. The exclusion of Gangrel I can understand since in the edidition of the game this is based on means they've already left the Camarilla and are independent but Nosferatu are literal icons. Am sad now.

Nosferatu DLC when?


Soon, my guess is.
THOSE THAT SOW THORNS SHOULD NOT EXPECT FLOWERS
CONSERVATISM IS FEAR AND STAGNATION AS IDEOLOGY. ONLY MARCH FORWARD.

Pronouns: She/Her
The Alt-Right Playbook
Alt-right/racist terminology
LOVEWHOYOUARE~

User avatar
Valrifell
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31063
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Valrifell » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:36 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Valrifell wrote:Just found out that the Nosferatu are not planned to be a playable clan on release of VTMB 2 and I'm a tad miffed, tbh. The exclusion of Gangrel I can understand since in the edidition of the game this is based on means they've already left the Camarilla and are independent but Nosferatu are literal icons. Am sad now.

Nosferatu DLC when?


The good news if that is the plan, is that I also learned they are planning other clan DLC all of which are going to be free. They still ought to be in the base game, tho.
HAVING AN ALL CAPS SIG MAKES ME FEEL SMART

User avatar
The Biggles Syndicate
Diplomat
 
Posts: 939
Founded: May 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:08 pm


Who spilled 50 million gallons of pistachio ice cream there?

User avatar
Renoa
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1837
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Renoa » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:48 pm

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:

Who spilled 50 million gallons of pistachio ice cream there?

The Mexican government presumably, after they decided that it would be utterly impossible to give me Nevada-Utah in the peace deal even though I killed their entire army, most of their navy, and had half the country sieged for like three years. I don't know who they're trying to fool, I'm just going to take it as soon as the peace deal expires anyway.
It's been several years and I'm still the Paradox Thread's Self-Appointed Court Chaplain. No one's ever asked but I thought you should know.

User avatar
Wallenburg
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 22873
Founded: Jan 30, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Wallenburg » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:50 pm

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:

Who spilled 50 million gallons of pistachio ice cream there?

You'll want more than that. That much ice cream would only leave a film less than a micrometer thick over Utah and Nevada. That melts fast in the desert sun.
Last edited by Wallenburg on Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

King of Snark, Real Piece of Work, Metabolizer of Oxygen, Old Man from The East Pacific, by the Malevolence of Her Infinite Terribleness Catherine Gratwick the Sole and True Claimant to the Bears Armed Vacancy, Protector of the Realm

User avatar
Bralia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31518
Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:14 am

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

User avatar
West Leas Oros 2
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6004
Founded: Jul 15, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:20 am

Ah, fanatic purifiers. They remind me that not only humanity is prone to blind hatred and needless genocide. I'm moving to the Blorg Commonality.
WLO Public News: Outdated Factbooks and other documents in process of major redesign! ESTIMATED COMPLETION DATE: <error:not found>
How many South Americans need to be killed by the CIA before you realize socialism is bad?
I like to think I've come a long way since the days of the First WLO.
Conscientious Objector in the “Culture War”

NationStates Leftist Alternative only needs a couple more nations before it can hold its constitutional convention!

User avatar
Grenartia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 44623
Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Tue Jun 18, 2019 9:56 am

Wallenburg wrote:
The Biggles Syndicate wrote:Who spilled 50 million gallons of pistachio ice cream there?

You'll want more than that. That much ice cream would only leave a film less than a micrometer thick over Utah and Nevada. That melts fast in the desert sun.


The Dessert Desert.
Lib-left. Antifascist, antitankie, anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist (including the imperialism of non-western countries). Christian (Unitarian Universalist). Background in physics.
Mostly a girl. She or they pronouns, please. Unrepentant transbian.
Reject tradition, embrace modernity.
People who call themselves based NEVER are.
The truth about kids transitioning.

User avatar
Hanafuridake
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5532
Founded: Sep 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanafuridake » Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:00 am

West Leas Oros 2 wrote:Ah, fanatic purifiers. They remind me that not only humanity is prone to blind hatred and needless genocide. I'm moving to the Blorg Commonality.


The Blorg are like Canada. They look a lot better on paper.
Nation name in proper language: 花降岳|पुष्पद्वीप
Theravada Buddhist
李贽 wrote:There is nothing difficult about becoming a sage, and nothing false about transcending the world of appearances.
Suriyanakhon's alt, finally found my old account's password

User avatar
Bralia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31518
Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:05 am

The 1.1 Pompey patch for I:R is now available to be tried out as an opt-in beta.
Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38272
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Rich Port » Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:58 am



MY GOD. THE MORMONS ARE GOING MEXICAN.
THOSE THAT SOW THORNS SHOULD NOT EXPECT FLOWERS
CONSERVATISM IS FEAR AND STAGNATION AS IDEOLOGY. ONLY MARCH FORWARD.

Pronouns: She/Her
The Alt-Right Playbook
Alt-right/racist terminology
LOVEWHOYOUARE~

User avatar
Hanafuridake
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5532
Founded: Sep 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanafuridake » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:04 am



I know right, Mexico isn't nearly as large as it should be.
Valrifell wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Nosferatu DLC when?


The good news if that is the plan, is that I also learned they are planning other clan DLC all of which are going to be free. They still ought to be in the base game, tho.


It's hard to see why they aren't, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt at the present moment, and assume there's just a reason I'm not thinking of.
Nation name in proper language: 花降岳|पुष्पद्वीप
Theravada Buddhist
李贽 wrote:There is nothing difficult about becoming a sage, and nothing false about transcending the world of appearances.
Suriyanakhon's alt, finally found my old account's password

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 163942
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:57 am

Hanafuridake wrote:


I know right, Mexico isn't nearly as large as it should be.
Valrifell wrote:
The good news if that is the plan, is that I also learned they are planning other clan DLC all of which are going to be free. They still ought to be in the base game, tho.


It's hard to see why they aren't, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt at the present moment, and assume there's just a reason I'm not thinking of.

Could be that re-working the game to be playable without the player ever interacting with any kine is too difficult for them to be bothered with yet, especially given that they've already had to give the game a whole Malk re-write.
Could be that Obfuscation would just be game-breakingly powerful, or would need to be nerfed so hard as to be useless, and you can't very well have the Nosferatu without it. None of the other clans get Obfuscation.
Could be that they've written the whole Seattle Kindred scene in such a way that the Nosferatu wouldn't take a Thin Blood in and they figure that people being mad about no playable Nosferatu doesn't justify the necessary re-writes.
He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

User avatar
Evil Dictators Happyland
Senator
 
Posts: 3518
Founded: Aug 03, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:02 am

West Leas Oros 2 wrote:Ah, fanatic purifiers. They remind me that not only humanity is prone to blind hatred and needless genocide. I'm moving to the Blorg Commonality.

Yes commissar, this xeno right here.

User avatar
Hanafuridake
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5532
Founded: Sep 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanafuridake » Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:20 am

Ifreann wrote:Could be that they've written the whole Seattle Kindred scene in such a way that the Nosferatu wouldn't take a Thin Blood in and they figure that people being mad about no playable Nosferatu doesn't justify the necessary re-writes.


That's fair. Like I said, I'm not passing judgement yet. But considering this is a studio where I had to pay $0.99 for my Tibetan characters not to look vaguely Arabic, it's hard to have much faith in them.
Nation name in proper language: 花降岳|पुष्पद्वीप
Theravada Buddhist
李贽 wrote:There is nothing difficult about becoming a sage, and nothing false about transcending the world of appearances.
Suriyanakhon's alt, finally found my old account's password

User avatar
Purpelia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:58 pm

Hanafuridake wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Could be that they've written the whole Seattle Kindred scene in such a way that the Nosferatu wouldn't take a Thin Blood in and they figure that people being mad about no playable Nosferatu doesn't justify the necessary re-writes.


That's fair. Like I said, I'm not passing judgement yet. But considering this is a studio where I had to pay $0.99 for my Tibetan characters not to look vaguely Arabic, it's hard to have much faith in them.

I have faith that they will produce a game along the line of what they usually do. In other words:
- Decent to good RP opportunities.
- A lackluster combat system just barely not bad enough not to detract from the rest.
- Lots of DLC and bugs on launch that combine to make it dumb not to wait for a year or two until picking the game up when it's actually half finished.
- Fun to the core.

Personally I just wish they'd zoom in closer when in dialog. I loved the old VTM close ups where you could see all the facial animations and stuff. And frankly if VTM2 does not top those I shall be disappointed grievously.
Last edited by Purpelia on Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

User avatar
The Imperial Reach
Minister
 
Posts: 2023
Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Imperial Reach » Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:22 pm

Purpelia wrote:
Hanafuridake wrote:
That's fair. Like I said, I'm not passing judgement yet. But considering this is a studio where I had to pay $0.99 for my Tibetan characters not to look vaguely Arabic, it's hard to have much faith in them.

I have faith that they will produce a game along the line of what they usually do. In other words:
- Decent to good RP opportunities.
- A lackluster combat system just barely not bad enough not to detract from the rest.
- Lots of DLC and bugs on launch that combine to make it dumb not to wait for a year or two until picking the game up when it's actually half finished.
- Fun to the core.

Personally I just wish they'd zoom in closer when in dialog. I loved the old VTM close ups where you could see all the facial animations and stuff. And frankly if VTM2 does not top those I shall be disappointed grievously.


I always liked it when games did that; like Oblivion and New Vegas. I find it easier to focus on the character and what they're saying instead of whatever is going on in the background.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
In the process of a massive retcon, like, massive
NS stats are the Devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make cool for a fancy sig

My F7 Policy

User avatar
Lunas Legion
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31110
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:50 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Purpelia wrote:I have faith that they will produce a game along the line of what they usually do. In other words:
- Decent to good RP opportunities.
- A lackluster combat system just barely not bad enough not to detract from the rest.
- Lots of DLC and bugs on launch that combine to make it dumb not to wait for a year or two until picking the game up when it's actually half finished.
- Fun to the core.

Personally I just wish they'd zoom in closer when in dialog. I loved the old VTM close ups where you could see all the facial animations and stuff. And frankly if VTM2 does not top those I shall be disappointed grievously.


I always liked it when games did that; like Oblivion and New Vegas. I find it easier to focus on the character and what they're saying instead of whatever is going on in the background.


Except not in Oblivion because I do not want a close up of those faces.
Last edited by William Slim Wed Dec 14 1970 10:35 pm, edited 35 times in total.

Confirmed member of Kyloominati, Destroyers of Worlds Membership can be applied for here

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Arts & Fiction

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Advertisement

Remove ads