PDOX Games VIII: Communism Will Win

[Lunas Legion]

Paradox is removing mana from I:R.

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/in ... n.1181893/

"Ah Victory" is what i imagine everyone in this thread will be saying in the next few hours

Ah victory

[Renoa]

Paradox is removing mana from I:R.

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/in ... n.1181893/

Warning for extremely loud and Glorious music
Song for those who don't want their ears destroyed
I'm glad they're finally accepting responsibility for such a shit game.

Props for not being one of those edgelords who link to earrape songs without warning.

Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. You know who you are. Screw you guys.

[Abserdia]

Paradox is removing mana from I:R.

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/in ... n.1181893/

Ah Victory

[Impaled Nazarene]

Warning for extremely loud and Glorious music
Song for those who don't want their ears destroyed
I'm glad they're finally accepting responsibility for such a shit game.

Props for not being one of those edgelords who link to earrape songs without warning.

Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. You know who you are. Screw you guys.

I hate posting them for "earrape" alone. It's a disgusting word but most "earrape" songs that don't have it in the title are either shit quality or not loud enough. Also nobody needs the anxiety/stress/panic attack that comes from sudden loud noises, especially since so many flesh constructs wear headphones all the time while browsing.

"Ah Victory" is what i imagine everyone in this thread will be saying in the next few hours

[The Huskar Social Union]

"Ah Victory" is what i imagine everyone in this thread will be saying in the next few hours

Ah victory

"Ah Victory" is what i imagine everyone in this thread will be saying in the next few hours

Ah victory

Paradox is removing mana from I:R.

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/in ... n.1181893/

Ah Victory

Props for not being one of those edgelords who link to earrape songs without warning.

Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. You know who you are. Screw you guys.

I hate posting them for "earrape" alone. It's a disgusting word but most "earrape" songs that don't have it in the title are either shit quality or not loud enough. Also nobody needs the anxiety/stress/panic attack that comes from sudden loud noises, especially since so many flesh constructs wear headphones all the time while browsing.

"Ah Victory" is what i imagine everyone in this thread will be saying in the next few hours

Everything is proceeding as i have foreseen.

[The Imperial Reach]

Ah, I Don't Care

[The Huskar Social Union]

Ah, I Don't Care

mfw

[The Huskar Social Union]

The poll has been changed

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.

[Dawetid]

Ah, Defeat

jk

[Grenartia]

Bagged meat.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Bagged meat.

Meatbag what

[Grenartia]

Bagged meat.

Meatbag what

What I was expecting.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Meatbag what

What I was expecting.

Bender said it first but HK-47 said it best.

[Bralia]

Paradox is removing mana from I:R.

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/in ... n.1181893/

Disappointment is not an acceptable emotion to have with Paradox. They will ALWAYS come through in the end, even if it means change as radical as this.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Paradox is removing mana from I:R.

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/in ... n.1181893/

Disappointment is not an acceptable emotion to have with Paradox. They will ALWAYS come through in the end, even if it means change as radical as this.

Making a rational choice is hardly radical.

[Bralia]

Disappointment is not an acceptable emotion to have with Paradox. They will ALWAYS come through in the end, even if it means change as radical as this.

Making a rational choice is hardly radical.

By radical, I meant the fundamental change in how the game is played, not the emotion behind it.

[Ostroeuropa]

Doing CK2, going for the Unite the slavs achievement thingy. 769, Started as Galich. (Because the Kingdom of Galich-Vollynhia has 12 provinces, a good number for a crownland. I dislike having vassal dukes in the same kingdom as me.).

Realizing that it's not the greatest position. RAIDERS.

Magyar raiders and Bulgarian raiders constantly fucking with my borderlands.

SOON. SOOOOOOON.

On the other hand it's right next to Byzantium and i'll get to fuck with them via the black sea eventually, which is nice.

Crimea will make a nice position for a merchant republic on the black sea, giving me boats aplenty.

[The Imperial Reach]

I've done. For the first time in a CKII game, I've finally managed to eradicate all traces of Islam throughout the world. It no exists in landless, dethroned courtiers who are the last of their dynasty and random courtiers triggered by special events. There is not a single landed Muslim character or a single Islamic province in the world. Nestorianism is now the largest religion in the world, encompassing Africa, Southern Hispania, the Middle East, Persia, most of Northern India, Central Asia, Lithuania, and most of Western Russia.

It's like 1230 and there are still no Mongols yet.

The Holy Roman Empire is still neither Holy nor Roman, but it's definitely an Empire as it directly rules half of Catholic Christendom and has turned the other half into tributaries. The exception is, ironically, the Papal States which are under the suzerainty of fucking Byzantium of all places.

Rajasthan was formed by a Nestorian Khazar and is now pretty much single-handedly holding off Tibet, Decca, and whatever little shits remain in Bengal.

Persia is a damned mess of Nestorian rulers of various ethnicities.

I rule the mighty Arabian Empire as the Nestorian Bedouin Yahballaha Dynasty and am working on getting Nubia, Al-Jazira, Badajoz, Valencia, Iraq, and Andalusia into my de-jure empire. Had to take Nubia because Abyssinia had to be taken down a notch because they wouldn't leave Kanem-Bornu alone.

Byzantium has a fuck-ton of merchant republic vassals for some reason. Rajasthan has a republic vassal that owns, like, half their total territory (wtf?)

The Pope keeps calling crusades against minor pagan nobodies; Nestorianism used to dominate in Estonia until the fucking HRE went and vassalized it for some fucking reason.

I keep launching Great Conquests for Hispania's de-jure kingdoms because the HRE honestly needs taken down a notch (Britannia is his tributary, as is Sweden which is damned near close to forming Scandinavia). He's way too big and way too stable.

Most pagan steppe nomads are either Nestorian or Manichean; there's like one Suomenusko guy and one Tengri left, but they won't last long. The divide between Nestorian West and Manichean is perfectly set where the Urals are. I love it.

Tibet and it's vassals are way too OP, btw. So is Lanka, which can raise more men than his liege (the Deccan Emperor; it's like 40k to the Emperor's barely 20k)

HRE is rocking 150k while I've got 130k and Byzantium has, like, some shitty little 50k.

Also I infiltrated Lucifer's Own, somehow managed to kill/incapacitate all their members, left to try and redeem myself, and then ended up re-joining when that failed. Both times I became leader.

CKII is wack, I tell ya.

[GrarG]

I've done. For the first time in a CKII game, I've finally managed to eradicate all traces of Islam throughout the world. It no exists in landless, dethroned courtiers who are the last of their dynasty and random courtiers triggered by special events. There is not a single landed Muslim character or a single Islamic province in the world. Nestorianism is now the largest religion in the world, encompassing Africa, Southern Hispania, the Middle East, Persia, most of Northern India, Central Asia, Lithuania, and most of Western Russia.

You've done a man's job, sir

[Bralia]

My brain is too dead to summarize this I:R Dev Diary.

[Hanafuridake]

I've done. For the first time in a CKII game, I've finally managed to eradicate all traces of Islam throughout the world. It no exists in landless, dethroned courtiers who are the last of their dynasty and random courtiers triggered by special events. There is not a single landed Muslim character or a single Islamic province in the world. Nestorianism is now the largest religion in the world, encompassing Africa, Southern Hispania, the Middle East, Persia, most of Northern India, Central Asia, Lithuania, and most of Western Russia.

Three cheers for religious genocide.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I've done. For the first time in a CKII game, I've finally managed to eradicate all traces of Islam throughout the world. It no exists in landless, dethroned courtiers who are the last of their dynasty and random courtiers triggered by special events. There is not a single landed Muslim character or a single Islamic province in the world. Nestorianism is now the largest religion in the world, encompassing Africa, Southern Hispania, the Middle East, Persia, most of Northern India, Central Asia, Lithuania, and most of Western Russia.

It's like 1230 and there are still no Mongols yet.

The Holy Roman Empire is still neither Holy nor Roman, but it's definitely an Empire as it directly rules half of Catholic Christendom and has turned the other half into tributaries. The exception is, ironically, the Papal States which are under the suzerainty of fucking Byzantium of all places.

Rajasthan was formed by a Nestorian Khazar and is now pretty much single-handedly holding off Tibet, Decca, and whatever little shits remain in Bengal.

Persia is a damned mess of Nestorian rulers of various ethnicities.

I rule the mighty Arabian Empire as the Nestorian Bedouin Yahballaha Dynasty and am working on getting Nubia, Al-Jazira, Badajoz, Valencia, Iraq, and Andalusia into my de-jure empire. Had to take Nubia because Abyssinia had to be taken down a notch because they wouldn't leave Kanem-Bornu alone.

Byzantium has a fuck-ton of merchant republic vassals for some reason. Rajasthan has a republic vassal that owns, like, half their total territory (wtf?)

The Pope keeps calling crusades against minor pagan nobodies; Nestorianism used to dominate in Estonia until the fucking HRE went and vassalized it for some fucking reason.

I keep launching Great Conquests for Hispania's de-jure kingdoms because the HRE honestly needs taken down a notch (Britannia is his tributary, as is Sweden which is damned near close to forming Scandinavia). He's way too big and way too stable.

Most pagan steppe nomads are either Nestorian or Manichean; there's like one Suomenusko guy and one Tengri left, but they won't last long. The divide between Nestorian West and Manichean is perfectly set where the Urals are. I love it.

Tibet and it's vassals are way too OP, btw. So is Lanka, which can raise more men than his liege (the Deccan Emperor; it's like 40k to the Emperor's barely 20k)

HRE is rocking 150k while I've got 130k and Byzantium has, like, some shitty little 50k.

Also I infiltrated Lucifer's Own, somehow managed to kill/incapacitate all their members, left to try and redeem myself, and then ended up re-joining when that failed. Both times I became leader.

CKII is wack, I tell ya.

Your intensity in destroying Islam is so severe that I am concerned that you are a massive Islamophobe IRL

[The Imperial Reach]

I've done. For the first time in a CKII game, I've finally managed to eradicate all traces of Islam throughout the world. It no exists in landless, dethroned courtiers who are the last of their dynasty and random courtiers triggered by special events. There is not a single landed Muslim character or a single Islamic province in the world. Nestorianism is now the largest religion in the world, encompassing Africa, Southern Hispania, the Middle East, Persia, most of Northern India, Central Asia, Lithuania, and most of Western Russia.

It's like 1230 and there are still no Mongols yet.

The Holy Roman Empire is still neither Holy nor Roman, but it's definitely an Empire as it directly rules half of Catholic Christendom and has turned the other half into tributaries. The exception is, ironically, the Papal States which are under the suzerainty of fucking Byzantium of all places.

Rajasthan was formed by a Nestorian Khazar and is now pretty much single-handedly holding off Tibet, Decca, and whatever little shits remain in Bengal.

Persia is a damned mess of Nestorian rulers of various ethnicities.

I rule the mighty Arabian Empire as the Nestorian Bedouin Yahballaha Dynasty and am working on getting Nubia, Al-Jazira, Badajoz, Valencia, Iraq, and Andalusia into my de-jure empire. Had to take Nubia because Abyssinia had to be taken down a notch because they wouldn't leave Kanem-Bornu alone.

Byzantium has a fuck-ton of merchant republic vassals for some reason. Rajasthan has a republic vassal that owns, like, half their total territory (wtf?)

The Pope keeps calling crusades against minor pagan nobodies; Nestorianism used to dominate in Estonia until the fucking HRE went and vassalized it for some fucking reason.

I keep launching Great Conquests for Hispania's de-jure kingdoms because the HRE honestly needs taken down a notch (Britannia is his tributary, as is Sweden which is damned near close to forming Scandinavia). He's way too big and way too stable.

Most pagan steppe nomads are either Nestorian or Manichean; there's like one Suomenusko guy and one Tengri left, but they won't last long. The divide between Nestorian West and Manichean is perfectly set where the Urals are. I love it.

Tibet and it's vassals are way too OP, btw. So is Lanka, which can raise more men than his liege (the Deccan Emperor; it's like 40k to the Emperor's barely 20k)

HRE is rocking 150k while I've got 130k and Byzantium has, like, some shitty little 50k.

Also I infiltrated Lucifer's Own, somehow managed to kill/incapacitate all their members, left to try and redeem myself, and then ended up re-joining when that failed. Both times I became leader.

CKII is wack, I tell ya.

Your intensity in destroying Islam is so severe that I am concerned that you are a massive Islamophobe IRL

I wouldn't say "massive".

I am an Islamophobe to the extent that I dislike the religion of Islam and am a strong critic of it, but I do not take my disapproval of Islam to the extreme of treating Muslims differently from everyone else and nor do I hold any desire to suppress or limit the practice of their religion in any way. I believe in judging people by their character and that everyone should have the right to adhere to whatever religion they so choose.

[Licana]

I've done. For the first time in a CKII game, I've finally managed to eradicate all traces of Islam throughout the world. It no exists in landless, dethroned courtiers who are the last of their dynasty and random courtiers triggered by special events. There is not a single landed Muslim character or a single Islamic province in the world. Nestorianism is now the largest religion in the world, encompassing Africa, Southern Hispania, the Middle East, Persia, most of Northern India, Central Asia, Lithuania, and most of Western Russia.

based

[Grenartia]

I claim this thread in the name of Meatbags.