PDOX Games VIII: Communism Will Win

[Serrus]

You lot just wait till im the fucking op again, you buggers are all going to pay then!


I cant actually do anything to you but i will in spirit!

I'm sorry, most magnificent Huskar.
*headpat*

[The Transhuman Union]

OMG GUYZ, STELLARIZ IS GOING TO CONS0LE!!

[The Vekta-Helghast Empire]

Yo’, I heard somewhere that Stellaris is coming to consoles. Rad, right?

[Ism]

You lot just wait till im the fucking op again, you buggers are all going to pay then!


I cant actually do anything to you but i will in spirit!

Shall I dispose of these dissidents Huskar? I can arrange some very painful accidents for them.

[Nekokuni]

Hey guise, did you know Stellaris is coming to console?

That would actually be really great, were I not stuck with a PS3.

[Wallenburg]

News Exclusive: Stellaris is coming to console.

[Renoa]

Good news children, I finally brought my desktop to my dorm. Now I can find out what pithy comments Bralia and Iffy have thought up easier than ever before. And also actually play Steam games, which is arguably more pertinent to the topic of this thread.

[Grenartia]

Hey guise, did you know Stellaris is coming to console?

That would actually be really great, were I not stuck with a PS3.

Infinitely better than my console.

[Bralia]

Do you guys want me to continue sharing I:R Dev Diaries? I feel miserable every time I read a new one and I don't want to visit that side of the forums anymore.

[Grenartia]

Do you guys want me to continue sharing I:R Dev Diaries? I feel miserable every time I read a new one and I don't want to visit that side of the forums anymore.

Only a masochist would continue to do so, and only a sadist would expect them to. And only a sadomasochist would actually enjoy reading the dev diaries.

[The Huskar Social Union]

You lot just wait till im the fucking op again, you buggers are all going to pay then!


I cant actually do anything to you but i will in spirit!

Shall I dispose of these dissidents Huskar? I can arrange some very painful accidents for them.

Dewit

Do you guys want me to continue sharing I:R Dev Diaries? I feel miserable every time I read a new one and I don't want to visit that side of the forums anymore.

If you dont want to then dont, no one is going to make you. It seems not that many people on here are even that excited for the game anymore so doubt anyone really cares.

[Grenartia]

Do you guys want me to continue sharing I:R Dev Diaries? I feel miserable every time I read a new one and I don't want to visit that side of the forums anymore.

If you dont want to then dont, no one is going to make you. It seems not that many people on here are even that excited for the game anymore so doubt anyone really cares.

I kind of feel sorry for Paradox at this point, putting so much effort into a game that nobody was really anticipating, and started rapidly losing interest in once the diaries started rolling out.

"Sup, fans, we're gonna namedrop a hot new game soon."

"IS IT VICTORIA 3?"

"What? No. Why would you even think that?"

"WE WANT VICKY 3"

"Well, its not that, but we think you'll like what it is when we announce it."

"You're just being a sneeki snek. We all know this is really Vic 3. Don't worry, we'll play along. "

"*sigh* Well, its time to announce the game. Like we kept saying, its not Victoria 3. But we think its just as good. Its Imperator Rome."

"Ok. We really wanted V3, but this sounds cool, too."

"We thought you might say that. Anyways, here's some features its gonna have."

"W H Y!?!"

"*shrug of apathy* Here's more features. Maybe you'll like those better."

"No. Why are you doing it like this? We're losing interest and hope in this project."

"We get it, you're still miffed that its not Vicky 3, but you'll come around."

[Washington Resistance Army]

Do you guys want me to continue sharing I:R Dev Diaries? I feel miserable every time I read a new one and I don't want to visit that side of the forums anymore.

On one hand yeah I kinda do like them being posted here but on the other it feels like I lose more and more interest with each I:R diary that gets posted.

[Bralia]

Do you guys want me to continue sharing I:R Dev Diaries? I feel miserable every time I read a new one and I don't want to visit that side of the forums anymore.

If you dont want to then dont, no one is going to make you. It seems not that many people on here are even that excited for the game anymore so doubt anyone really cares.

I don't think you understand the duty I uphold, Huskar. For every failure to share a Dev Diary, teaser, or whatever other major news occurs, a mark is placed upon my very soul. Etched permanently into the fabric of my existence, it distorts and warps my very being. I knew innocence once. Now, I am a woman perverted beyond recognition, filled with hatred towards those who have forced this upon me. The only way I could possibly avoid the slip into madness and despair is if not a single soul yearns for their particular patron deity amongst the Paradox pantheon.

[Abserdia]

If you dont want to then dont, no one is going to make you. It seems not that many people on here are even that excited for the game anymore so doubt anyone really cares.

I don't think you understand the duty I uphold, Huskar. For every failure to share a Dev Diary, teaser, or whatever other major news occurs, a mark is placed upon my very soul. Etched permanently into the fabric of my existence, it distorts and warps my very being. I knew innocence once. Now, I am a woman perverted beyond recognition, filled with hatred towards those who have forced this upon me. The only way I could possibly avoid the slip into madness and despair is if not a single soul yearns for their particular patron deity amongst the Paradox pantheon.

We need to start posting them before you, then.

[Ifreann]

I don't think you understand the duty I uphold, Huskar. For every failure to share a Dev Diary, teaser, or whatever other major news occurs, a mark is placed upon my very soul. Etched permanently into the fabric of my existence, it distorts and warps my very being. I knew innocence once. Now, I am a woman perverted beyond recognition, filled with hatred towards those who have forced this upon me. The only way I could possibly avoid the slip into madness and despair is if not a single soul yearns for their particular patron deity amongst the Paradox pantheon.

We need to start posting them before you, then.

Every time I've beaten Bralia to a dev diary or Wiz teaser, she somehow put a horse's head in my bed. And after a while you start wanting something else to eat.

[Bralia]

I don't think you understand the duty I uphold, Huskar. For every failure to share a Dev Diary, teaser, or whatever other major news occurs, a mark is placed upon my very soul. Etched permanently into the fabric of my existence, it distorts and warps my very being. I knew innocence once. Now, I am a woman perverted beyond recognition, filled with hatred towards those who have forced this upon me. The only way I could possibly avoid the slip into madness and despair is if not a single soul yearns for their particular patron deity amongst the Paradox pantheon.

We need to start posting them before you, then.

Let it be known that the corrupted soul that emerges from my visage will be of your own making if you pursue that course. You have been warned.

[Grenartia]

If you dont want to then dont, no one is going to make you. It seems not that many people on here are even that excited for the game anymore so doubt anyone really cares.

I don't think you understand the duty I uphold, Huskar. For every failure to share a Dev Diary, teaser, or whatever other major news occurs, a mark is placed upon my very soul. Etched permanently into the fabric of my existence, it distorts and warps my very being. I knew innocence once. Now, I am a woman perverted beyond recognition, filled with hatred towards those who have forced this upon me. The only way I could possibly avoid the slip into madness and despair is if not a single soul yearns for their particular patron deity amongst the Paradox pantheon.

...that's my fetish.

[Ism]

If you dont want to then dont, no one is going to make you. It seems not that many people on here are even that excited for the game anymore so doubt anyone really cares.

I don't think you understand the duty I uphold, Huskar. For every failure to share a Dev Diary, teaser, or whatever other major news occurs, a mark is placed upon my very soul. Etched permanently into the fabric of my existence, it distorts and warps my very being. I knew innocence once. Now, I am a woman perverted beyond recognition, filled with hatred towards those who have forced this upon me. The only way I could possibly avoid the slip into madness and despair is if not a single soul yearns for their particular patron deity amongst the Paradox pantheon.

So, what you're saying is, if I say yes, you will be compelled to drive yourself mad? Interesting...

[Impaled Nazarene]

We need to start posting them before you, then.

Let it be known that the corrupted soul that emerges from my visage will be of your own making if you pursue that course. You have been warned.

What's the worst that could happen? You turn into Quelaag?

[Serrus]

I'm gonna try to be Two-But-Actually-There's-Really-Only-One-Sicily. Bralia I might need your communistic powers.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I wish they'd improve Grand Battleplan instead of nerfing it so that there's a second option for small nations.

[Bralia]

Let it be known that the corrupted soul that emerges from my visage will be of your own making if you pursue that course. You have been warned.

What's the worst that could happen? You turn into Quelaag?

Worse than Quelaag. My top half would be sexier than ever, but my bottom half would be even more horrific to behold.

I'm gonna try to be Two-But-Actually-There's-Really-Only-One-Sicily. Bralia I might need your communistic powers.

Clarify?

[Bralia]

Recap of all the features coming with and alongside Dharma.

But that's not important. What is more important is that these motherfucking Austrian pieces of shit, don't give a flying fuck about their rights. I want to form the fucking Danubian Federation and that requires you dumb idiots to grow a brain, like every other middle and lower class person on the planet does in Victoria 2, and GET MAD BECAUSE I WANT TO PASS SOME FUCKING REFORMS.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Im impressed and upset at this image i found