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Best HOI political party

HOI3 Stalinist
1
6%
HOI3 Leninist
0
No votes
KR Syndicalist
6
33%
KR Radical Socialism
2
11%
HOI4 Anarchism
3
17%
HOI4 Communism
1
6%
Stupid Sexy Naz with your unbiased polls and quality posts.
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18

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Bralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Wed May 08, 2019 9:12 am

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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed May 08, 2019 9:17 am


Satanism is a gateway to many abilities.


Some considered to be.. unnatural.
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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Wed May 08, 2019 10:48 am

It's also the gateway to a host of negative traits that make it unfun to play with. Seriously, why did they have to make the path constantly make you insane, crippled or worse? Paradox is literally the only game that managed to make playing a demon worshiping human sacrificing torturing madman unfun.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



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Bralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Wed May 08, 2019 10:56 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:

Satanism is a gateway to many abilities.


Some considered to be.. unnatural.

It's actually not a Satanist thing, apparently this has the potential of happening whenever you Devour someone and become a crazed cannibal.
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Ism
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Postby Ism » Wed May 08, 2019 10:58 am

Purpelia wrote:It's also the gateway to a host of negative traits that make it unfun to play with. Seriously, why did they have to make the path constantly make you insane, crippled or worse? Paradox is literally the only game that managed to make playing a demon worshiping human sacrificing torturing madman unfun.


Yeah, why is it that every time I make a deal with the devil I get screwed over?

...

Wait a minute...

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Bralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Wed May 08, 2019 11:11 am

Ism wrote:
Purpelia wrote:It's also the gateway to a host of negative traits that make it unfun to play with. Seriously, why did they have to make the path constantly make you insane, crippled or worse? Paradox is literally the only game that managed to make playing a demon worshiping human sacrificing torturing madman unfun.


Yeah, why is it that every time I make a deal with the devil I get screwed over?

...

Wait a minute...

I think they actually tweaked things to be less harsh recently. I had a good time playing a Satanist character during the Romuva game I had relatively recently, first time in quite a long time because I've known how bad it can get. Just played it patiently and methodically and I didn't get anything I didn't deserve.
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Postby Purpelia » Wed May 08, 2019 11:13 am

But it's just not fun. Getting bad traits, having your characters die or become useless. That's not enjoyable at all. If I go down the path of zany magical shenanigance I want to have fun doing it and that pretty much means being an evil wizard overlord of power and evil on a power trip. Not deliberately playing my self into a crippled blind leper with cancer.

I wish there was a mod that made satanism actually fun.


They did the same thing with immortality. For no good reason the game just starts throwing penalties at you until everyone hates you AND your characters always end up insane. Every single time.
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Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



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Postby Valrifell » Wed May 08, 2019 4:43 pm

Purpelia wrote:But it's just not fun. Getting bad traits, having your characters die or become useless. That's not enjoyable at all. If I go down the path of zany magical shenanigance I want to have fun doing it and that pretty much means being an evil wizard overlord of power and evil on a power trip. Not deliberately playing my self into a crippled blind leper with cancer.

I wish there was a mod that made satanism actually fun.


They did the same thing with immortality. For no good reason the game just starts throwing penalties at you until everyone hates you AND your characters always end up insane. Every single time.


If you want to play a game as a ridiculously unbalanced super-character, there are mods for that. Personally I prefer it when devs balance their shit.
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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed May 08, 2019 5:17 pm

You know what. Much like the game, this poll sucks. We need a new one. Stellaris maybe.
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby The Imperial Reach » Wed May 08, 2019 5:26 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:You know what. Much like the game, this poll sucks. We need a new one. Stellaris maybe.


You're just saying that because four people told you to fall on your sword. Don't lie.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed May 08, 2019 5:31 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:You know what. Much like the game, this poll sucks. We need a new one. Stellaris maybe.


You're just saying that because four people told you to fall on your sword. Don't lie.

No this poll actually does suck. Look how lopsided it is.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby Dawetid » Wed May 08, 2019 5:33 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:You know what. Much like the game, this poll sucks. We need a new one. Stellaris maybe.


You're just saying that because four people told you to fall on your sword. Don't lie.

Dear The Imperial Reach,
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed May 08, 2019 5:37 pm

Dawetid wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:
You're just saying that because four people told you to fall on your sword. Don't lie.

Dear The Imperial Reach,
May you live in harmony and contentment. We would like you to back our plot to kill Impaled Nazarene.

Plot detected, imprisonment is just, Taiwan is not China so no one will care if you execute Dawetid. 8)
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Dawetid
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Postby Dawetid » Wed May 08, 2019 5:42 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Dawetid wrote:Dear The Imperial Reach,
May you live in harmony and contentment. We would like you to back our plot to kill Impaled Nazarene.

Plot detected, imprisonment is just, Taiwan is not China so no one will care if you execute Dawetid. 8)

Dawetid's opinion towards Impaled Nazarene: -100
Tyrant: -50
Assumed that I'm Taiwanese: -50
There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Banned because all hail ban-hammer, the only true ruler and savior of this thread.

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed May 08, 2019 5:43 pm

Dawetid wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Plot detected, imprisonment is just, Taiwan is not China so no one will care if you execute Dawetid. 8)

Dawetid's opinion towards Impaled Nazarene: -100
Tyrant: -50
Assumed that I'm Taiwanese: -50

You defend Taiwan THAT is the reason.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Wed May 08, 2019 5:52 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:Taiwan is not China


Chiang

Get the National Revolutionary Army
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed May 08, 2019 6:43 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Taiwan is not China


Chiang

Get the National Revolutionary Army

Mao, get the army that ACTUALLY won the war.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby Dawetid » Wed May 08, 2019 6:50 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Chiang

Get the National Revolutionary Army

Mao, get the army that ACTUALLY won the war.

"won the war"

To win a war, the other side must formally surrender.
There are some people that are there purely to oppose everything I say or do.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:Banned because all hail ban-hammer, the only true ruler and savior of this thread.

[REDACTED] wrote:Although, let's talk about your obsession with ŋ, k, and j.

Discord server has risen again. Come join!

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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed May 08, 2019 7:31 pm

Dawetid wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Mao, get the army that ACTUALLY won the war.

"won the war"

To win a war, the other side must formally surrender.

:rofl: That's not how war works unless its in HOI4.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Bralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Wed May 08, 2019 8:04 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:You know what. Much like the game, this poll sucks. We need a new one. Stellaris maybe.

If you had to suffer and be a part of one of the failing precursor empires, which would you choose?:

Cybrex - AI that allowed their own self-destruction
First League - Federation with ecumenopolis that died to starvation
Vultaum - determined reality was a simulation and committed mass suicide
Yuht - conquered by surprisingly adept younger race
Irassia - killed by plague and those who would contain the plague
(NEW) Baol - hive mind planetary shapers whose fate is unknown
(NEW) Zroni - the FIRST psionics, became the Shroud entities
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Washington Resistance Army
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Wed May 08, 2019 8:06 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Chiang

Get the National Revolutionary Army

Mao, get the army that ACTUALLY won the war.


what sorta revisionist shit is this smh
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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Wed May 08, 2019 9:10 pm

Bralia wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:You know what. Much like the game, this poll sucks. We need a new one. Stellaris maybe.

If you had to suffer and be a part of one of the failing precursor empires, which would you choose?:

Cybrex - AI that allowed their own self-destruction
First League - Federation with ecumenopolis that died to starvation
Vultaum - determined reality was a simulation and committed mass suicide
Yuht - conquered by surprisingly adept younger race
Irassia - killed by plague and those who would contain the plague
(NEW) Baol - hive mind planetary shapers whose fate is unknown
(NEW) Zroni - the FIRST psionics, became the Shroud entities


Since when did they add new precursors?
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Wed May 08, 2019 9:44 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Bralia wrote:If you had to suffer and be a part of one of the failing precursor empires, which would you choose?:

Cybrex - AI that allowed their own self-destruction
First League - Federation with ecumenopolis that died to starvation
Vultaum - determined reality was a simulation and committed mass suicide
Yuht - conquered by surprisingly adept younger race
Irassia - killed by plague and those who would contain the plague
(NEW) Baol - hive mind planetary shapers whose fate is unknown
(NEW) Zroni - the FIRST psionics, became the Shroud entities


Since when did they add new precursors?


They were covered in the last dev diary.
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Wed May 08, 2019 9:46 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
Since when did they add new precursors?


They were covered in the last dev diary.


I haven't been paying much attention then it seems.
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Postby Hanafuridake » Thu May 09, 2019 12:44 am

Purpelia wrote:It's also the gateway to a host of negative traits that make it unfun to play with. Seriously, why did they have to make the path constantly make you insane, crippled or worse? Paradox is literally the only game that managed to make playing a demon worshiping human sacrificing torturing madman unfun.


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