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Best HOI political party

HOI3 Stalinist
1
6%
HOI3 Leninist
0
No votes
KR Syndicalist
6
33%
KR Radical Socialism
2
11%
HOI4 Anarchism
3
17%
HOI4 Communism
1
6%
Stupid Sexy Naz with your unbiased polls and quality posts.
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18

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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Apr 08, 2019 11:29 am


My computer and I already hate all the wasteland on this map.
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Postby Purpelia » Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:45 pm

Has anyone ever tried a maximum incest challenge in CK2? I am basically thinking of doing something along the lines of:
1. Start as a random character. Using the character creator ensure I have a daughter.
2. Cheat my self into immortality as soon as the game starts.
4. Populate the entire map with my daughters as title holders all married to me with successive generations of daughters inheriting the crown.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Apr 08, 2019 2:17 pm

Purpelia wrote:Has anyone ever tried a maximum incest challenge in CK2? I am basically thinking of doing something along the lines of:
1. Start as a random character. Using the character creator ensure I have a daughter.
2. Cheat my self into immortality as soon as the game starts.
4. Populate the entire map with my daughters as title holders all married to me with successive generations of daughters inheriting the crown.

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Hanafuridake
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Postby Hanafuridake » Mon Apr 08, 2019 2:27 pm

Purpelia wrote:Has anyone ever tried a maximum incest challenge in CK2? I am basically thinking of doing something along the lines of:
1. Start as a random character. Using the character creator ensure I have a daughter.
2. Cheat my self into immortality as soon as the game starts.
4. Populate the entire map with my daughters as title holders all married to me with successive generations of daughters inheriting the crown.


It's all relative now.
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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Mon Apr 08, 2019 2:50 pm

The only question is if there is a mod out there that would let me have infinite wives/concubines so that I can achieve this. Also what is the best way of getting holy blood marriage and female only inheritance going.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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The Imperial Reach
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Postby The Imperial Reach » Mon Apr 08, 2019 3:04 pm

Purpelia wrote:The only question is if there is a mod out there that would let me have infinite wives/concubines so that I can achieve this. Also what is the best way of getting holy blood marriage and female only inheritance going.


I mean there is a mod that lets you have 100 wives/concubines. I believe there's also a version that permits incestuous marriage as well.
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Serrus
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Postby Serrus » Mon Apr 08, 2019 3:13 pm

Purpelia wrote:The only question is if there is a mod out there that would let me have infinite wives/concubines so that I can achieve this. Also what is the best way of getting holy blood marriage and female only inheritance going.

I'd say reformed paganism with Enatic Clans and Divine Marriage.
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:21 am

Are people interested at all in the EUIV Dev Diaries that have come out recently? Because they really seem to be all talk and no substance. I'll share them if people are still interested, but if not, I don't think I'm going to bother anymore until they actually talk about things they're going to do in future updates.
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:16 am

So I stumbled upon Equestria at War last night and that's what I've been doing since. :unsure:

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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:18 am

Genivaria wrote:So I stumbled upon Equestria at War last night and that's what I've been doing since. :unsure:


It might be really dumb setting wise but ngl the team behind it is super talented.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:46 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Genivaria wrote:So I stumbled upon Equestria at War last night and that's what I've been doing since. :unsure:


It might be really dumb setting wise but ngl the team behind it is super talented.

WRA confirmed brony.
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Washington Resistance Army
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:58 am

Ifreann wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
It might be really dumb setting wise but ngl the team behind it is super talented.

WRA confirmed brony.


Admittedly I've never actually played the mod myself but I do know a bunch of other mods regularly poach their mechanics (with permission of course) cuz those guys just go wild and create all sorts of stuff to make HoI4 more in depth.

I'm pretty sure a number of TNO's mechanics come from EaW actually.
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:10 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Ifreann wrote:WRA confirmed brony.


Admittedly I've never actually played the mod myself but I do know a bunch of other mods regularly poach their mechanics (with permission of course) cuz those guys just go wild and create all sorts of stuff to make HoI4 more in depth.

I'm pretty sure a number of TNO's mechanics come from EaW actually.

It reminds me alot of Old World Blues with out revamped the tech tree is and all the art decals everywhere, they even diversified the tech trees where some races will have access to tech that others don't.

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:35 am

Let it be known that I never let this man rest for as long as he lived. Fadil Hakamid's family is almost entirely dead and I forced him to watch, I even released him after catching him in battle once. He had well over 12 wives and I killed every last one of them. And the amount of young children I killed was honestly appalling. I even cut the hearts out of his newborns.

This is by far the most disturbing and fucked up thing I've ever done in this game. I've never targeted a single person and come close to wiping out an entire dynasty before.
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The Imperial Reach
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Postby The Imperial Reach » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:50 am

Bralia wrote:Let it be known that I never let this man rest for as long as he lived. Fadil Hakamid's family is almost entirely dead and I forced him to watch, I even released him after catching him in battle once. He had well over 12 wives and I killed every last one of them. And the amount of young children I killed was honestly appalling. I even cut the hearts out of his newborns.

This is by far the most disturbing and fucked up thing I've ever done in this game. I've never targeted a single person and come close to wiping out an entire dynasty before.


...I do that like every game. Some times I'll capture all of some dude's like 12 kids and mass execute them just because they're heathens. It's even better when I capture all his wives/concubines too.
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The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
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NS stats are the Devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make cool for a fancy sig

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Ism
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Postby Ism » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:56 am

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Bralia wrote:Let it be known that I never let this man rest for as long as he lived. Fadil Hakamid's family is almost entirely dead and I forced him to watch, I even released him after catching him in battle once. He had well over 12 wives and I killed every last one of them. And the amount of young children I killed was honestly appalling. I even cut the hearts out of his newborns.

This is by far the most disturbing and fucked up thing I've ever done in this game. I've never targeted a single person and come close to wiping out an entire dynasty before.


...I do that like every game. Some times I'll capture all of some dude's like 12 kids and mass execute them just because they're heathens. It's even better when I capture all his wives/concubines too.


You guys are messed up. But you could be so much better at being messed up. What you ought to do is throw the target of your ire in the oubliette, and then periodically drop bits and pieces of their bloved ones down there. Ideally while keeping them close to starvation.

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Evil Dictators Happyland
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:43 am

Purpelia wrote:Has anyone ever tried a maximum incest challenge in CK2? I am basically thinking of doing something along the lines of:
1. Start as a random character. Using the character creator ensure I have a daughter.
2. Cheat my self into immortality as soon as the game starts.
4. Populate the entire map with my daughters as title holders all married to me with successive generations of daughters inheriting the crown.

A reformed pagan religion with Enatic Clans and Divine Marriage seems to be the way to go. I'd go for Norse pagans, if only because of the coastal county conquest thing they get (nothing better than seizing Rome and Constantinople for Odin in 950 AD), but you don't necessarily have to do that.

By the way, not related to this topic, but does anyone know how to mod the game so that global levy reinforcement rate is heavily reduced? I want to limit blobbing, but I also think that defensive pacts (as presented, at least) are the big stupid, and I think that making armies hard to replenish is the right way to go. If I can test it with something that simple, I might move on to other changes that I think might make the game a bit more historical and fun.

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Postby Genivaria » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:03 pm

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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:06 pm

Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Washington Resistance Army
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:07 pm

Equestria at War.
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Evil Dictators Happyland
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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:07 pm


The mod is called "Equestria at War". Can't get to Steam at the moment, but it shouldn't be hard to find.

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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:30 pm

Now I see why paradox fans are obsessed with glitterhoof.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Ism
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Postby Ism » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:31 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:Now I see why paradox fans are obsessed with glitterhoof.


Does this make Caligula the first brony?

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:43 pm

Makers of MLP need locked up for warcrimes against the human race.
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Postby Hanafuridake » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:09 pm

Evil Dictators Happyland wrote:
Purpelia wrote:WHAT MOD IS THAT?! I NEED THAT MOD!

The mod is called "Equestria at War". Can't get to Steam at the moment, but it shouldn't be hard to find.


Coincidentally enough, I was thinking the other day about how much I wanted a MLP CK2 mod.

Because let's admit it, playing pink ponies leading armies is objectively something we've all wanted to do.
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