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Best HOI political party

HOI3 Stalinist
1
6%
HOI3 Leninist
0
No votes
KR Syndicalist
6
33%
KR Radical Socialism
2
11%
HOI4 Anarchism
3
17%
HOI4 Communism
1
6%
Stupid Sexy Naz with your unbiased polls and quality posts.
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:33 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Genivaria wrote:"Due to the incessant bitching about Stellaris we are hereby scrapping the sci-fi game and instead will do as CA did and make a Warhammer game."

Stellaris 3.0 is CK3. That's right, boys and girls, CK3 has space dukes.

Inter-species marriage, maximum heresy.
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Ism
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Postby Ism » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:25 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Genivaria wrote:"Due to the incessant bitching about Stellaris we are hereby scrapping the sci-fi game and instead will do as CA did and make a Warhammer game."

Stellaris 3.0 is CK3. That's right, boys and girls, CK3 has space dukes.


CK3: Space Pope Approved.
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:30 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Genivaria wrote:"Due to the incessant bitching about Stellaris we are hereby scrapping the sci-fi game and instead will do as CA did and make a Warhammer game."

Stellaris 3.0 is CK3. That's right, boys and girls, CK3 has space dukes.

Isn’t that Crisis of the Confederation?
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:33 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Stellaris 3.0 is CK3. That's right, boys and girls, CK3 has space dukes.

Inter-species marriage, maximum heresy.


Chiss, Twi Leks, Draenei, Eldar, Asari.

Sweet sweet Heresy
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:27 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Inter-species marriage, maximum heresy.

Chiss, Twi Leks, Draenei, Eldar, Asari.

Sweet sweet Heresy

And a few Orion concubines for good measure.
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

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Ism
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Postby Ism » Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:57 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Inter-species marriage, maximum heresy.


Chiss, Twi Leks, Draenei, Eldar, Asari.

Sweet sweet Heresy


Aren’t you forgetting something Huskar?
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:56 pm

Constantinople has changed hands 26 times within the past 3 years.
Mostly from it being granted to courtiers, but still.

The Tribal Emperor of the Romans is definitely... indecisive...
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So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
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I barely learned the tune
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:17 pm

Abserdia wrote:Constantinople has changed hands 26 times within the past 3 years.
Mostly from it being granted to courtiers, but still.

The Tribal Emperor of the Romans is definitely... indecisive...

You get a capital, and you get a capital, and you get a capital!
While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

King of Snark, Real Piece of Work, Metabolizer of Oxygen, Old Man from The East Pacific, by the Malevolence of Her Infinite Terribleness Catherine Gratwick the Sole and True Claimant to the Bears Armed Vacancy, Protector of the Realm
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:14 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Constantinople has changed hands 26 times within the past 3 years.
Mostly from it being granted to courtiers, but still.

The Tribal Emperor of the Romans is definitely... indecisive...

You get a capital, and you get a capital, and you get a capital!

It’s not the capital anymore.
You know how the Byzantine Empire has a bit of a weird habit where the Emperor becomes a Tribal and the capital moves to, like, Ukraine?
I’m not entirely sure how or why it happens.
Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon
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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:00 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:You get a capital, and you get a capital, and you get a capital!

It’s not the capital anymore.
You know how the Byzantine Empire has a bit of a weird habit where the Emperor becomes a Tribal and the capital moves to, like, Ukraine?
I’m not entirely sure how or why it happens.


"You know how our current capital is in the same city as the Roman empire's capital was until it collapsed, and how we still have plumbing and all that good shit like that?"

"Yes, M'lord. What of it?"

"What if it wasn't?"

"Why?"

"Why not?"
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:16 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Abserdia wrote:It’s not the capital anymore.
You know how the Byzantine Empire has a bit of a weird habit where the Emperor becomes a Tribal and the capital moves to, like, Ukraine?
I’m not entirely sure how or why it happens.


"You know how our current capital is in the same city as the Roman empire's capital was until it collapsed, and how we still have plumbing and all that good shit like that?"

"Yes, M'lord. What of it?"

"What if it wasn't?"

"Why?"

"Why not?"

“M’lord, two pretenders have risen up with armies of ten thousand men to demand the throne, the Zoroastrians are taking all our land, and our semi-loyal vassals wish for gavelkind. What do we do to preserve the Roman Empire?”

“It’s really gone to hell, eh?”

“Yes, m’lord. Perhaps we—“

“Hey, how do you feel about concubinage? It’s pretty rad, don’t you think? Let’s move to Ukraine. Ukraine has concubines, right?
...
Sick.

Pack your stuff.”
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Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon
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Ism
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Postby Ism » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:27 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
"You know how our current capital is in the same city as the Roman empire's capital was until it collapsed, and how we still have plumbing and all that good shit like that?"

"Yes, M'lord. What of it?"

"What if it wasn't?"

"Why?"

"Why not?"

“M’lord, two pretenders have risen up with armies of ten thousand men to demand the throne, the Zoroastrians are taking all our land, and our semi-loyal vassals wish for gavelkind. What do we do to preserve the Roman Empire?”

“It’s really gone to hell, eh?”

“Yes, m’lord. Perhaps we—“

“Hey, how do you feel about concubinage? It’s pretty rad, don’t you think? Let’s move to Ukraine. Ukraine has concubines, right?
...
Sick.

Pack your stuff.”


This may be the most accurate representation of CK2's ai's thought processes that I have ever seen. Good job you two.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:47 am

Abserdia wrote:Constantinople has changed hands 26 times within the past 3 years.
Mostly from it being granted to courtiers, but still.

The Tribal Emperor of the Romans is definitely... indecisive...

He who controls Constantinople controls the Universe.

The Theodosian walls must flow.
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:38 am

CK2 Dev Diary: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY! HEY FATTY! FATFACE MCFATFACE, FATFACE MCFATFACE, FATFACE MCFATFACE, HAHAHAHAH!
Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.
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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:46 am



I swear, when I get around to playing, I will name somebody I play Fatty McFatface.
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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:20 am



Best DD so far.
This game ain't gonna the same game anymore.
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:25 am


"My son is fat, send him crusading. He will come back beautiful or not at all."
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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:30 am

Genivaria wrote:

"My son is fat, send him crusading. He will come back beautiful or not at all."


May Jesus help me lose 30 pounds.
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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:16 am


Where's the morbidly obese cannibal with no vassals or courtiers?
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Renoa » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:50 am


Oh no, r/CrusaderKings is about to lose one of the four things they love to make memes of over and over. Oh well, they still have Glitterhoof, the Karlings, and inbreeding I guess.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:42 pm

Genivaria wrote:

"My son is fat, send him crusading. He will come back beautiful or not at all."

"And the lord said, kill the infidel to lose weight you fat bitch!"
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:34 pm

I had nothing to do with this

Oh look, Bulgaria's Communist Party has 48% popular support
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:36 pm

Renoa wrote:

Oh no, r/CrusaderKings is about to lose one of the four things they love to make memes of over and over. Oh well, they still have Glitterhoof, the Karlings, and inbreeding I guess.

And nothing of value has been lost.
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Serrus
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Postby Serrus » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:11 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:I had nothing to do with this

Oh look, Bulgaria's Communist Party has 48% popular support

What mods are you using?
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:19 pm

Serrus wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:I had nothing to do with this

Oh look, Bulgaria's Communist Party has 48% popular support

What mods are you using?

Road to 56 is the big one, bunch of other graphical ones. Ill list them all later for you
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