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What are you most looking forward too in 2020?

CK3
17
29%
HOI4's next overpriced underwhelming DLC
5
9%
EUIV doing the bare minimum of improvement
3
5%
Imperator Rome getting DLC that hopefully improves it
3
5%
Vicky 3, come on Paradox you infuriating fucks!
16
28%
Bannerlord When?
7
12%
Naz no longer being OP
5
9%
The sweet smell of a Gulag latrine
1
2%
Pro TNT when Civvie?
1
2%
 
Total votes : 58

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Impaled Nazarene
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Posts: 8822
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:45 pm

Ithalian Empire wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Ooh, and that mod that turns Stalin into Bugs Bunny.


And the retarded Hitler one.

Judging by that name? No.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:46 am

Abserdia wrote:First time I've ever created the Wendish Empire.

Not seen in full: Cathar Navarra (let's GO) and a fractured Al-Andalus. The Umayyads got a bit too decadent.
I'm really hoping for Cathar Hispania.

Cool stuff, but... pagan empire would have been better.
Scary Spooky Leftist #19879417 An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Loyal to Dragonstone and the King in the Narrow Sea
Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Purpelia
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Posts: 31982
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Libertarian Police State

Postby Purpelia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:15 am

Fun fact. Do you guys know of that huge music mod that covers all civs in HOI4 that you can get on MODDB? Well supposedly it's outdated. But it runs just fine with modern HOI4 just as long as you change the version ID in the .mod file.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Bralia
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Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:11 am

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Abserdia
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Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:31 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Abserdia wrote:First time I've ever created the Wendish Empire.

Not seen in full: Cathar Navarra (let's GO) and a fractured Al-Andalus. The Umayyads got a bit too decadent.
I'm really hoping for Cathar Hispania.

Cool stuff, but... pagan empire would have been better.

I feel personally insulted. I’m going to Christianize Scandinavia just to spite y’all.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:44 am

Abserdia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Cool stuff, but... pagan empire would have been better.

I feel personally insulted. I’m going to Christianize Scandinavia just to spite y’all.

Damn Papal Supplicants!
Scary Spooky Leftist #19879417 An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Loyal to Dragonstone and the King in the Narrow Sea
Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Herador
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Posts: 6425
Founded: Mar 08, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Herador » Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:26 am

"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind"

The Milgram Experiment can tell you so much about what happens these days.

These are tough times to be a dreamer.

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Abserdia
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Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:44 am

I knew I shoulda turned off secret cults.
There’s a huge Slavic organization in my empire that includes my heir.
I think I’m just going to cheat and use console commands...
”They got ballplayers too.”

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who watches over you!
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Washington Resistance Army
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Founded: Aug 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:47 am

Abserdia wrote:I knew I shoulda turned off secret cults.
There’s a huge Slavic organization in my empire that includes my heir.
I think I’m just going to cheat and use console commands...


Your current religion is a meme, join them.

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Abserdia
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Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:57 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Abserdia wrote:I knew I shoulda turned off secret cults.
There’s a huge Slavic organization in my empire that includes my heir.
I think I’m just going to cheat and use console commands...


Your current religion is a meme, join them.

Too late, I’ve become the biggest hypocrite on Earth. The society is now, as far as I’m aware of, destroyed.

Also every religion is a meme.
It’s like you’ve never even played Metal Gear Solid.
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”They got ballplayers too.”

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Washington Resistance Army
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Founded: Aug 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:58 am

Abserdia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Your current religion is a meme, join them.

Too late, I’ve become the biggest hypocrite on Earth. The society is now, as far as I’m aware of, destroyed.

Also every religion is a meme.
It’s like you’ve never even played Metal Gear Solid.


THE MEMES, JACK!

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Abserdia
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Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:03 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Too late, I’ve become the biggest hypocrite on Earth. The society is now, as far as I’m aware of, destroyed.

Also every religion is a meme.
It’s like you’ve never even played Metal Gear Solid.


THE MEMES, JACK!

Memes; the DNA of the soul.

UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
”They got ballplayers too.”

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch,
who watches over you!
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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:19 pm

Dont listen to the catholic memes, long live the slavic dreams
Scary Spooky Leftist #19879417 An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Loyal to Dragonstone and the King in the Narrow Sea
Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Purpelia
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Posts: 31982
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Libertarian Police State

Postby Purpelia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:38 pm

Is it even possible to practically reform the slavic faith? I mean the Vikings or Finns are easy. But with the slavs the holy spots are all over the place.
Also, has anyone here yet used the ruler designer to start with a Greek Hellenic character? I've been thinking of starting up a game as an immortal (via cheats) reincarnation of Alexander the Great trying to reconquer the world from the middle of nowhere in India.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Abserdia
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Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:00 pm

Say hi to the Polish-Lithuanian-Pomeranian-Bohemian-Hungarian Commonwealth.

Purpelia wrote:Is it even possible to practically reform the slavic faith? I mean the Vikings or Finns are easy. But with the slavs the holy spots are all over the place.
Also, has anyone here yet used the ruler designer to start with a Greek Hellenic character? I've been thinking of starting up a game as an immortal (via cheats) reincarnation of Alexander the Great trying to reconquer the world from the middle of nowhere in India.

They aren't that far apart. The two holy sites in Russia are both rather close to the de jure Wendish Empire.
Your only obstacle after the Hungarian Deathbringers will likely be the Rurikid Dynasty. They blob, sure, but you'll have a large army by that point.
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Impaled Nazarene
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:39 pm


I'm glad there's going to be ugly bordergore areas which means if there is an actual combat system you can not only defend easily you can bottleneck everything. Every war could become the Winter War
Non-binary Aromantic Asexual Asperger's Syndrome Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Lunas Legion
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Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:47 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:

I'm glad there's going to be ugly bordergore areas which means if there is an actual combat system you can not only defend easily you can bottleneck everything. Every war could become the Winter War


You mean Thermopylae right?
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Renoa
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Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Renoa » Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:51 pm

I'm pretty sure the feeling of finally finding a way to abuse game mechanics in your favor is literally better than sex.

Scotland, your ass is grass, and I'm about to con the Irish minors into helping me mow it.
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Abserdia
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Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:17 pm

It seems I didn't brainwash convert every secret pagan in my realm.
Sympathy for paganism is common and I occasionally see the highly suspicious thing when looking at my vassals.

Anyways, crusading is one more thing you can add to the accomplishments of my awesome Emperor of the PLPBHC.
Still going strong at 77 despite living with stress for most of his adulthood.
A heckin' good pupper is the best medicine.
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”They got ballplayers too.”

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Ism
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Founded: Oct 14, 2011
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ism » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:54 pm

Purpelia wrote:Is it even possible to practically reform the slavic faith? I mean the Vikings or Finns are easy. But with the slavs the holy spots are all over the place.
Also, has anyone here yet used the ruler designer to start with a Greek Hellenic character? I've been thinking of starting up a game as an immortal (via cheats) reincarnation of Alexander the Great trying to reconquer the world from the middle of nowhere in India.


Very much so. I did it back in my Wendish Empire game. As it should be.

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Genivaria
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Founded: Mar 29, 2011
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Genivaria » Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:31 pm

OI! What happened to the glorious Imperial insignias everywhere!?
General Sherman did nothing wrong, fact.
Liberal Social Democrat.

Furthermore I submit that the People's Republic of China should be destroyed.

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Genivaria
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Founded: Mar 29, 2011
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Genivaria » Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:32 pm

General Sherman did nothing wrong, fact.
Liberal Social Democrat.

Furthermore I submit that the People's Republic of China should be destroyed.

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Impaled Nazarene
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Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:22 pm

Genivaria wrote:OI! What happened to the glorious Imperial insignias everywhere!?

WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET BACK FROM MARS??????
Non-binary Aromantic Asexual Asperger's Syndrome Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Frievolk
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Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Frievolk » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:28 pm

Good News, I managed to fix my HoI so it stops CTD'ing on Launcher now. Let's find Kaiserreich again now.
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Bralia
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Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:33 pm

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.
Wife and queen to King Huskar the Mannis. May his reign be long and great.
Entranced and enchanted by an embrace. In love with locked lips. I cannot lie when I meet your eyes.

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