PDOX Games VIII: Communism Will Win

by **Abserdia** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:24 pm

Changing Crusade targets is pretty freakin' sweet. I just got my dynasty on the throne of Andalusia, but I didn't get any artifacts from it because the Pope was extremely stupid! He gave me two Weeping Statues when I already had one!
What a jerk!

by **Myrensis** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:13 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:This is the busiest war i have ever seen in this game

Harbertia wrote:What's your religion?

Reformed Slavic

Half of Europe trying to murder eachother and random vikings/pagan raiders roaming around everywhere? Looks pretty standard to me.

by **Ostroeuropa** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:35 pm

Scratch that Bohemia-Croatia thing. I excommunicated the king of Croatia and fought two quick civil wars (1% imprisonment chance for kings lel) to reduce him to nothing, then purged the heathens and heretics he was inexplicably tolerating for vassals and replaced them with Bohemians. A few more excommunications followed, and its absolutely a coincidence they're all non-bohemian people and i've left bohemians completely untouched despite their rampant criminality and plotting, intervening only to stop them openly trying to murder me, whereas foreigners get "jailed" first offence oh woops I fucked it up time for a war-revoke.

Meanwhile the Slavic holy order is Russian and i'm glaring at them. I'm mostly doing this internal stability shit as a result of overextension as is, though i'll fight into Russia soon.

by **Washington Resistance Army** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:28 am

Purpelia wrote:PS. Am I the only one disappointed that random world generation does not come with random geography? Like a proper random shaped continent.

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/in ... r.1129166/

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:09 am

Wallenburg wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Well.... some fucking german duchess just annexed a duchy of mine into her own territory as her soldiers took complete control of the place.

Then i was killed in battle against a crusader lord after being maimed by the head of the Knights Hospitaler.

Most of my army is dead.

Christians everywhere.

Deus vult, infidel!

by **Myrensis** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:47 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Deus vult, infidel!

Should have fought harder, heathen.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:53 am

Myrensis wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:

Should have fought harder, heathen.

Im still fighting.

by **Bralia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:37 am

I beat my last record for PCS rating.

During my raiding scans, I discovered the most broken individual that could possibly exist.

I got my new favorite nickname after holy warring some Finns off of the map.

And finally, probably one of my greatest and favorite moments in CK2, I stole a one-handed guy's hand. I really want to know what happened on that particular raid.

by **Grenartia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:44 am

Bralia wrote:And finally, probably one of my greatest and favorite moments in CK2, I stole a one-handed guy's hand. I really want to know what happened on that particular raid.

Quite disarming.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:45 am

Grenartia wrote:
Bralia wrote:And finally, probably one of my greatest and favorite moments in CK2, I stole a one-handed guy's hand. I really want to know what happened on that particular raid.

Quite disarming.

*sigh*

by **Bralia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:51 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Quite disarming.

*sigh*

Execute him for me, Huskar, would you?

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:51 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:*sigh*

Execute him for me, Huskar, would you?

I will when im OP again

by **Valrifell** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:59 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Quite disarming.

*sigh*

This counts as justification for imprisonment, right?

by **The Batavia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:35 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Southern States 2 wrote:Do any of you recommend EU4?

We all came to the agreement that its the worst of the modern Paradox games. However if money is not a concern go buy it and a few DLC. Just watch out because mod conflicts are murder.

Speak for yourself

by **Valrifell** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:47 am

The Batavia wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:We all came to the agreement that its the worst of the modern Paradox games. However if money is not a concern go buy it and a few DLC. Just watch out because mod conflicts are murder.

Speak for yourself

What are you putting it above? Stellaris? CK2? HoI4?

by **Grenartia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:50 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:*sigh*

~~Execute~~ Exalt ~~him~~ them for me, Huskar, would you?

Phicks'd.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:28 am

Grenartia wrote:
Bralia wrote:~~Execute~~ Exalt ~~him~~ them for me, Huskar, would you?

Phicks'd.

You should feel lucky though, i gave an audible sigh in real life. The patented Huskar sigh as it were that i was known to deliver in Uni quite often with my friends because we frankly said some really stupid shit at times.

by **The Batavia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:37 am

Valrifell wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Speak for yourself

What are you putting it above? Stellaris? CK2? HoI4?

I'm not one to list things, I thing thwey are all good.

by **Bralia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:56 am

You know, something that isn't getting much attention is the Sway and Antagonize features. Anybody have good moments with them? In my African game, I decided to Antagonize the Emperor of the Maghreb because he was my main political rival in Africa. And he was losing his god-damn mind because of me. It was the best thing, he became stressed and depressed multiple times and I injured him more than a few times because I relentlessly harassed him with duels every chance I could get. I actually felt like I was his eternal torment and it was great.

by **Ism** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:26 am

Bralia wrote:You know, something that isn't getting much attention is the Sway and Antagonize features. Anybody have good moments with them? In my African game, I decided to Antagonize the Emperor of the Maghreb because he was my main political rival in Africa. And he was losing his god-damn mind because of me. It was the best thing, he became stressed and depressed multiple times and I injured him more than a few times because I relentlessly harassed him with duels every chance I could get. I actually felt like I was his eternal torment and it was great.

Note to self, never get on Bralia's bad side.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:08 pm

Bralia wrote:You know, something that isn't getting much attention is the Sway and Antagonize features. Anybody have good moments with them? In my African game, I decided to Antagonize the Emperor of the Maghreb because he was my main political rival in Africa. And he was losing his god-damn mind because of me. It was the best thing, he became stressed and depressed multiple times and I injured him more than a few times because I relentlessly harassed him with duels every chance I could get. I actually felt like I was his eternal torment and it was great.

Ive used sway a few times on new spouses and close family members after my character has died and im playing the heir to try and smooth things over with them. Did it a few times with some high level vassals too to get them into the green. Not used antagonise yet

by **Abserdia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:05 pm

You see something new every day.

by **Ism** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:12 pm

Abserdia wrote:You see something new every day.

Holy Fury, a.k.a. Who Wants to Invade Jerusalem?

by **Abserdia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:52 pm

There are 3 independent kingdoms (and a rebel kingdom) in this beautiful blue blob.
France, which is currently ruled by me, Aquitaine, which is ruled by my son and heir, and Andalusia, which is ruled by distant kinsmen.
Scotland will soon be included, as I am married to the young Queen.

Seen in the normal map mode.

by **Harbertia** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:11 pm

Ism wrote:
Harbertia wrote:I think I'd enjoy the RPG elements of CK2 with the space setting of Stellaris- and mystical elements.

In short bring me a Science Fantasy Space Opera!

I would buy the shit out of this.

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PDOX Games VIII: Communism Will Win

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