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by Danubian Peoples » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:12 am
by Danubian Peoples » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:44 am
by Bralia » Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:06 am
Danubian Peoples wrote:
i'm not familiar with EU4 (never played it or any of the games in the Europa Universalis series, boargames included), but isn't 6/6/6 a death sentence or something?
by Impaled Nazarene » Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:47 am
Myrensis wrote:The Olog-Hai wrote:I'm having an amazing Catholic Game. It would be even better if my characters didn't spontaneously die pretty young (lost beautification roll of Aelfgar, now I'm playing Alfred II). RNG has been in my favor other than that, but now I rolled For Whom The Bell Tolls (death chess) at 29... I haven't had time yet to Benedict my heir into amazingness (He's already genius) and I fear a child heir might cause my empire to crumble.
EDIT: Got fucked even knowing how to play it, and lost only my secondary heir (the non genius)
I've never had the pleasure, as I never got around to picking up Reapers Due.
I feel like Catholicism in my game might be doing a bit better if the Pope were to Crusade for Aquitaine or Frisia though. For some reason he keeps periodically calling Crusades for Egypt, which the Catholics are in no position to actually win.
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by Danubian Peoples » Sun Dec 15, 2019 11:09 am
Danubian Peoples wrote:I did a thing
The above are some pics of my 769 Anushirvan of Esfahan run. Most of it was living under the Muhallabid yoke. The dynasty had somehow wriggled itself into North Africa, Persia, and a couple other places. I had managed to conquer a sizeable realm and had attempted to secede from the Muhallabids via plotting for a claim to Persia, and then starting a faction to put myself in power (thank you favors) a couple times, all of them ended in white peaces or realm peaces. The last one I attempted however coincided with the untimely destruction of the Arabian Empire. The tile went poof and the Abbasids became a non-factor. I'm guessing decadence but no notification came up. After that I had to white peace with the Muhallabids as I was out of money and in serious debt. I recovered a bit before pressing my claim to Persia again, and surprisingly my liege agreed. So I was now an independent polity. Mazdakite MA skyrocketed and I was able to convert counties faster than ever. Succession defaulted to Agnatic Gavelkind however, nothing last-minute murdering my eldest son couldn't fix. So now I'm here. Persia is de jure part of the Arabian Empire, but the Become Saoshyant decision still lists it as part of the Persian Empire. Not sure where to go, Manicheans are still the dominant Zoroastrian sect, apparently steppe nomads whose religion is only tangentially related to other Zoroastrian sects apparently are the dominant faith. Being Mazdaki has some implications, mainly the removal of divine marraige and concubinage (in comparison to normal Zoroastrian, coming from Christian Europe this is no biggie), and lax restrictions on characters of the fairer sex. Holding temples, Full Cognatic and being Chaplain are okay for women if Mazdaki. I guess I go out and become Saoshyant or something? Y'know, CK2 really 'reframes' the size of places. Coming from hundreds of hours of HOI4, Persia goes from 'meh' to 'absolute unit.' I know the Persian Empire of CK2 is a larger than modern-day Iran, but removing all the 'extra bits' (central Asia, Kurdistan) still yields a pretty magnificent blob. The same can be said for Hungary, Austria, Spain, France, and everywhere more or less.
by The Olog-Hai » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:28 pm
by Serrus » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:32 pm
Eastern Raarothorgren wrote:News websites are good and reasonable soruces of information or they would not be on the internet if they were saying things that were incorrect.
Keshiland wrote:I am yes arguing that the 1st 4 are not binding to the states and yes I know that in most Republican states they would ban the freedom of religion and the freedom of essembally but I don't live there and I hate guns!
by Danubian Peoples » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:43 pm
by North German Realm » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:56 pm
The Olog-Hai wrote:My current run, I've found the beauty of the Benedictines. Although you don't get as insane artifacts or even learning, you get virtues and bonuses all around out the ass, and you still have a chance to steal some really bomb-ass stuff. I've got the crown of thorns, and I'd have a foreskin if I didn't die to death within 2 months of inheriting...
5 Nov, 2020
Die Morgenpost: "We will reconsider our relationship with Poland" Reichskanzler Lagenmauer says after Polish president protested North German ultimatum that made them restore reproductive freedom. | European Society votes not to persecute Hungary for atrocities committed against Serbs, "Giving a rogue state leave to commit genocide as it sees fit." North German delegate bemoans. | Negotiations still underway in Rome, delegates arguing over the extent of indemnities Turkey might be made to pay, lawful status of Turkish collaborators during occupation of Azerbaijan, Cyprus, Syria.
by The Olog-Hai » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:58 pm
North German Realm wrote:The Olog-Hai wrote:My current run, I've found the beauty of the Benedictines. Although you don't get as insane artifacts or even learning, you get virtues and bonuses all around out the ass, and you still have a chance to steal some really bomb-ass stuff. I've got the crown of thorns, and I'd have a foreskin if I didn't die to death within 2 months of inheriting...
I just wish Christianity had a fighters' guild like the pagans do tbh :/ What do I have to do to get an OP Warrior?
by Serrus » Sun Dec 15, 2019 4:34 pm
Eastern Raarothorgren wrote:News websites are good and reasonable soruces of information or they would not be on the internet if they were saying things that were incorrect.
Keshiland wrote:I am yes arguing that the 1st 4 are not binding to the states and yes I know that in most Republican states they would ban the freedom of religion and the freedom of essembally but I don't live there and I hate guns!
by The Olog-Hai » Sun Dec 15, 2019 6:08 pm
Serrus wrote:The Olog-Hai wrote:I'm assuming this was Ironman - who'd you start as?
Well, I decided to go through my usual route of Viking invading my way to victory. I needed 2 conditions, 769 and feudalism. The county of Ostfriesland provided that, plus the necessary Germanic. Converting my heir was easy enough, now all I've gotta do is wait for invasion o-clock--
My heart subsequently melted from cuteness.
by Bralia » Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:58 pm
The Olog-Hai wrote:My current run, I've found the beauty of the Benedictines. Although you don't get as insane artifacts or even learning, you get virtues and bonuses all around out the ass, and you still have a chance to steal some really bomb-ass stuff. I've got the crown of thorns, and I'd have a foreskin if I didn't die to death within 2 months of inheriting...
by The Olog-Hai » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:03 pm
Bralia wrote:The Olog-Hai wrote:My current run, I've found the beauty of the Benedictines. Although you don't get as insane artifacts or even learning, you get virtues and bonuses all around out the ass, and you still have a chance to steal some really bomb-ass stuff. I've got the crown of thorns, and I'd have a foreskin if I didn't die to death within 2 months of inheriting...
Dude . . . the crown of thorns and Jesus' foreskin are insane artifacts. Stuff like that are surely the most coveted artifacts in the game. Be glad and merry that you have Jesus' dingdong in your palace.
by Danubian Peoples » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:12 pm
by Myrensis » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:17 pm
The Olog-Hai wrote:Bralia wrote:Dude . . . the crown of thorns and Jesus' foreskin are insane artifacts. Stuff like that are surely the most coveted artifacts in the game. Be glad and merry that you have Jesus' dingdong in your palace.
Oh, I didn't get the foreskin because that character died to death within months. That guy's great-grandson (?) managed to pick up the foreskin in a crusade. But yeah, I'm really luck Alfred successfully stole the crown early on (though I briefly went broke, I've been playing the game of making the pope love me enough to bail me out whenever I do go broke). Now, I've got Outremer and Catholicism is doing splendid (even if the karling are as fragmented as ever). I just noticed that the Umayyads converted after I necked the caliphates... but then Shia caliphate rising happened so I need to wreck that kingdom come next crusade.
by The Olog-Hai » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:31 pm
Danubian Peoples wrote:Y'know those '[Body Part] of a [Great Person] artifacts you find in CK2? I'm wondering if anyone has bothered to collect the full set. As in, your dynasty has a hodge-podge of ancient body parts from persons of similar character to each other assembled into a rough skeleton somwhere. Oh and Bralia, when I meant death sentence I meant 'guaranteed to die via hunting accident.' At least that's what I've heard. Does being smart get you killed in Paradox games or something?
Myrensis wrote:The Olog-Hai wrote:Oh, I didn't get the foreskin because that character died to death within months. That guy's great-grandson (?) managed to pick up the foreskin in a crusade. But yeah, I'm really luck Alfred successfully stole the crown early on (though I briefly went broke, I've been playing the game of making the pope love me enough to bail me out whenever I do go broke). Now, I've got Outremer and Catholicism is doing splendid (even if the karling are as fragmented as ever). I just noticed that the Umayyads converted after I necked the caliphates... but then Shia caliphate rising happened so I need to wreck that kingdom come next crusade.
On a tangential note, I kind of hope CK3 allows 'Crusades' for Orthodox. I know they weren't a thing historically..but that's because Orthodoxy was pretty much involved in a centuries long losing siege anyway. Obviously things don't always go that way in CK, and when you have a bunch of powerful secure Orthodox nations they ought to be able to band together and go wreck heathens for fat loot and prestige and piety too.
by North German Realm » Sun Dec 15, 2019 11:09 pm
The Olog-Hai wrote:North German Realm wrote:I just wish Christianity had a fighters' guild like the pagans do tbh :/ What do I have to do to get an OP Warrior?
Crusade the ever living fuck out of everything. Forge the white knight bloodline. Become a saint, get lucky, and get the +30% damage to religious enemies.
Essentially, get a little lucky, and you can murder non-Christians. Otherwise, it's pretty hard to get quite that OP... but you can get some holy foreskin and some pointy crown.
Also, update on the of Wessex dynasty - Alfred's great grandson is now the Sword of Jesus...
EDIT: Also, just crushed the shia in a crusade, and apparently the Mamluks are my vassals... oh boy.
5 Nov, 2020
Die Morgenpost: "We will reconsider our relationship with Poland" Reichskanzler Lagenmauer says after Polish president protested North German ultimatum that made them restore reproductive freedom. | European Society votes not to persecute Hungary for atrocities committed against Serbs, "Giving a rogue state leave to commit genocide as it sees fit." North German delegate bemoans. | Negotiations still underway in Rome, delegates arguing over the extent of indemnities Turkey might be made to pay, lawful status of Turkish collaborators during occupation of Azerbaijan, Cyprus, Syria.
by The Olog-Hai » Sun Dec 15, 2019 11:14 pm
North German Realm wrote:The Olog-Hai wrote:Crusade the ever living fuck out of everything. Forge the white knight bloodline. Become a saint, get lucky, and get the +30% damage to religious enemies.
Essentially, get a little lucky, and you can murder non-Christians. Otherwise, it's pretty hard to get quite that OP... but you can get some holy foreskin and some pointy crown.
Also, update on the of Wessex dynasty - Alfred's great grandson is now the Sword of Jesus...
EDIT: Also, just crushed the shia in a crusade, and apparently the Mamluks are my vassals... oh boy.
Yeah, I wish. I probably will try to get a white knight bloodline at some point. Update on my own Wessex dynasty: Europe is still a karling hellhole divided between Lotharingia and Francia. And I think my characters no longer look even remotely Anglo-Saxon, thanks to all the breeding.
by North German Realm » Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:19 am
5 Nov, 2020
Die Morgenpost: "We will reconsider our relationship with Poland" Reichskanzler Lagenmauer says after Polish president protested North German ultimatum that made them restore reproductive freedom. | European Society votes not to persecute Hungary for atrocities committed against Serbs, "Giving a rogue state leave to commit genocide as it sees fit." North German delegate bemoans. | Negotiations still underway in Rome, delegates arguing over the extent of indemnities Turkey might be made to pay, lawful status of Turkish collaborators during occupation of Azerbaijan, Cyprus, Syria.
by Bralia » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:53 am
by Myrensis » Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:50 pm
North German Realm wrote:Finally got this on coming. Can't wait to be the cause of Christianity's eventual collapse in Anatolia.
Now all I need is the "Latin Empire" bloodline and we're off
by The Olog-Hai » Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:08 pm
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