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Which heretical belief is most enticing for your heretic brain to stimulate itself with?

Hellenic
20
22%
Kemetic
5
5%
Canaanite
2
2%
Druidic
10
11%
Zoroastrianism
19
21%
Chaldean (ancient Babylonian)
3
3%
Hinduism
1
1%
Judaism
9
10%
Buddhism
6
7%
Other
17
18%
 
Total votes : 92

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Abserdia
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Posts: 18734
Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:07 pm

Grenartia wrote:


What is a Gelren, and why is their Louisiana not in Louisiana, and their Hudson Bay nowhere near Hudson Bay?

Also, Mamluks go home, you're drunk.

Gelre I assume, the Louisiana Colonial Region seems to fit that colonial nation, and I dunno what you mean about Hudson Bay.

Oh, I see what you mean now. I have no freakin’ clue.
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Ism
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Posts: 5165
Founded: Oct 14, 2011
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ism » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:12 pm

Grenartia wrote:


What is a Gelren, and why is their Louisiana not in Louisiana, and their Hudson Bay nowhere near Hudson Bay?

Also, Mamluks go home, you're drunk.


Gelre is a German duchy in CK2 and in my game has reached the level of kingdom. As for the names, blame EU4's colony system. Although, that Hudson's Bay part turned into Gelren Columbia.

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The Vekta-Helghast Empire
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5714
Founded: Jan 14, 2012
Corporate Police State

Postby The Vekta-Helghast Empire » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:00 pm

Why is it, every time I leave NS for any length of time and return - it's perfectly timed with the next Paradox thread?

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Ism
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5165
Founded: Oct 14, 2011
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ism » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:25 pm

The Vekta-Helghast Empire wrote:Why is it, every time I leave NS for any length of time and return - it's perfectly timed with the next Paradox thread?


Deus vult?


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Impaled Nazarene
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Posts: 7051
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:23 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET BACK FROM MARS??????

You just purged all my old guard, your security is extremely understaffed.

We're rebooting the space program immediately.
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Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Ism
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Founded: Oct 14, 2011
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ism » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:45 pm


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Grenartia
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Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:58 pm

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Ism
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Posts: 5165
Founded: Oct 14, 2011
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ism » Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:03 pm

Grenartia wrote:


No Vicky 2 or HOI4?


Don't have Vicky and not really a fan of HOI4. Not to mention I'd need to get a mod to convert the game, unlike with Stellaris.
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Frievolk
Minister
 
Posts: 3368
Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Frievolk » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:01 am

Goddammit Britain, Every single time!
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♔ The Realm in the Sun || De Reik in de Sonne
♔ Led by Kaiser Johann, Part of the Erstwelt
Never forget that the Muslims literally made up a new meaningless name for him when they forgot the name of Adam's Firstborn.

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Wallenburg
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Posts: 19635
Founded: Jan 30, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Wallenburg » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:41 am

PROFESSIONAL CRITIC OF ALL THINGS GENSEC
There never has been, nor will there ever be, such thing as a wallenburger.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Posts: 37116
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:53 am

Scary Spooky Red Mans! Ohhhh! An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Egalitarian Loyal to Dragonstone

Mine is like a bent over cactus, with a harrier jump jet underneath

Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Bralia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28944
Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue Jul 31, 2018 2:02 am

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.
Wife and queen to King Huskar the Mannis. May his reign be long and great.
Entranced and enchanted by an embrace. In love with locked lips. I cannot lie when I meet your eyes.

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Impaled Nazarene
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7051
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:37 am

Frievolk wrote:Goddammit Britain, Every single time!

` tag ENG enter
Non-binary Aromantic Asexual Asperger's Syndrome Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Frievolk
Minister
 
Posts: 3368
Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Frievolk » Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:50 am

Ok random question. Has Russia ever started the "Second Weltkreig" in any of you guys' Kaiserreich runs?
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Libertarian Constitutionalist
Part-time Anarchist
Anti-Monotheist
Iranian Nationalist
Templates
♔ The Frievolker Empire || Frievolker Kaiserreik
♔ The Realm in the Sun || De Reik in de Sonne
♔ Led by Kaiser Johann, Part of the Erstwelt
Never forget that the Muslims literally made up a new meaningless name for him when they forgot the name of Adam's Firstborn.

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Versail
Senator
 
Posts: 4805
Founded: May 21, 2012
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Versail » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:20 am

Frievolk wrote:Ok random question. Has Russia ever started the "Second Weltkreig" in any of you guys' Kaiserreich runs?

I think it happened once while I was doing a Nationalist France playthrough.
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Washington Resistance Army
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Posts: 38488
Founded: Aug 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:23 am

Frievolk wrote:Ok random question. Has Russia ever started the "Second Weltkreig" in any of you guys' Kaiserreich runs?


Negative, for me it always kicks off with France and Germany butting heads and then other people joining in.
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Islamophobia is a virtue
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Washington Resistance Army
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Founded: Aug 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:47 am

Angry American who likes guns and trees
Islamophobia is a virtue
Australian gun control didn't work. A rebuttal to the "well regulated militia" argument.

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Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 126950
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:51 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

Description
i don't know what i'm doing

Accurate.
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He/Him
What do we have that they should want?
We have a wall to work upon!
We have work and they have none
And our work is never done
My children, my children
And the war is never won

The enemy is poverty
And the wall keeps out the enemy
And we build the wall to keep us free
That's why we build the wall
We build the wall to keep us free
We build the wall to keep us free

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The Batavia
Minister
 
Posts: 3369
Founded: May 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:52 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

but why
In a nutshell: Batavia is a PMT Democratic Republic located in Western Europe. It is an Economic powerhouse with one of the strongest militaries in the world. This nation somewhat represents my political views.
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Washington Resistance Army
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Posts: 38488
Founded: Aug 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:52 am

The Batavia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

but why


Better question: why not?
Angry American who likes guns and trees
Islamophobia is a virtue
Australian gun control didn't work. A rebuttal to the "well regulated militia" argument.

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Abserdia
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 18734
Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:53 am

The Batavia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

but why

I think this makes it literally impossible for the Axis to win.
”Game overs are a failure of the game designer.”

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch,
who watches over you!
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

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Grenartia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 39495
Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:59 am

Abserdia wrote:
The Batavia wrote:but why

I think this makes it literally impossible for the Axis to win.


OP pls nerf
Impeach Humanity, Legalize Death Stars, Life is TheftWis/Gren 2016 Something all cisgender allies should start doing. I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith. ⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧
I'm a pansexual Androgyne. Also a Christian.
Please use they/them/their when referencing me, as I do NOT appreciate the other pronouns.
Textbook definition of irony
Quotes of awesomeness

"Don't take life so serious. It isn't permanent."-Dyakovo

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Platypus Bureaucracy
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1002
Founded: Jun 06, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Platypus Bureaucracy » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:08 am

The Batavia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

but why

Long way from NI and France. This is a good thing.
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The Batavia wrote:but why


Better question: why not?

We coped badly enough with the latest heatwave. Putting British people in Madagascar's place must surely breach some international conventions about torture.
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Ifreann
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Posts: 126950
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:52 am

Platypus Bureaucracy wrote:
The Batavia wrote:but why

Long way from NI and France. This is a good thing.
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Better question: why not?

We coped badly enough with the latest heatwave. Putting British people in Madagascar's place must surely breach some international conventions about torture.

"Prime Minister Great Britain, a man has straight bananas in France!"
"Shut. Down. EVERYTHING."
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Banter For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Snark That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Sarcasm.
He/Him
What do we have that they should want?
We have a wall to work upon!
We have work and they have none
And our work is never done
My children, my children
And the war is never won

The enemy is poverty
And the wall keeps out the enemy
And we build the wall to keep us free
That's why we build the wall
We build the wall to keep us free
We build the wall to keep us free

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