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What are you most looking forward too in 2020?

CK3
17
29%
HOI4's next overpriced underwhelming DLC
5
9%
EUIV doing the bare minimum of improvement
3
5%
Imperator Rome getting DLC that hopefully improves it
3
5%
Vicky 3, come on Paradox you infuriating fucks!
16
28%
Bannerlord When?
7
12%
Naz no longer being OP
5
9%
The sweet smell of a Gulag latrine
1
2%
Pro TNT when Civvie?
1
2%
 
Total votes : 58

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Abserdia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:07 pm

Grenartia wrote:


What is a Gelren, and why is their Louisiana not in Louisiana, and their Hudson Bay nowhere near Hudson Bay?

Also, Mamluks go home, you're drunk.

Gelre I assume, the Louisiana Colonial Region seems to fit that colonial nation, and I dunno what you mean about Hudson Bay.

Oh, I see what you mean now. I have no freakin’ clue.
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Ism
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ism » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:12 pm

Grenartia wrote:


What is a Gelren, and why is their Louisiana not in Louisiana, and their Hudson Bay nowhere near Hudson Bay?

Also, Mamluks go home, you're drunk.


Gelre is a German duchy in CK2 and in my game has reached the level of kingdom. As for the names, blame EU4's colony system. Although, that Hudson's Bay part turned into Gelren Columbia.

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The Vekta-Helghast Empire
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Corporate Police State

Postby The Vekta-Helghast Empire » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:00 pm

Why is it, every time I leave NS for any length of time and return - it's perfectly timed with the next Paradox thread?

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Ism
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ism » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:25 pm

The Vekta-Helghast Empire wrote:Why is it, every time I leave NS for any length of time and return - it's perfectly timed with the next Paradox thread?


Deus vult?


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Impaled Nazarene
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:23 pm

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You just purged all my old guard, your security is extremely understaffed.

We're rebooting the space program immediately.
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Ism
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ism » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:45 pm


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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:58 pm

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Ism
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ism » Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:03 pm

Grenartia wrote:


No Vicky 2 or HOI4?


Don't have Vicky and not really a fan of HOI4. Not to mention I'd need to get a mod to convert the game, unlike with Stellaris.
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Frievolk
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Ex-Nation

Postby Frievolk » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:01 am

Goddammit Britain, Every single time!
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Wallenburg
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Wallenburg » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:41 am

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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:53 am

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Tue Jul 31, 2018 2:02 am

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Impaled Nazarene
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:37 am

Frievolk wrote:Goddammit Britain, Every single time!

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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Frievolk
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Ex-Nation

Postby Frievolk » Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:50 am

Ok random question. Has Russia ever started the "Second Weltkreig" in any of you guys' Kaiserreich runs?
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♔ The Frievolker Empire || Frievolker Kaiserreik
♔ The Realm in the Sun || De Reik in de Sonne
♔ Led by Kaiser Johann, Part of the Erstwelt
Never forget that the Muslims literally made up a new meaningless name for him when they forgot the name of Adam's Firstborn.

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Versail
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Versail » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:20 am

Frievolk wrote:Ok random question. Has Russia ever started the "Second Weltkreig" in any of you guys' Kaiserreich runs?

I think it happened once while I was doing a Nationalist France playthrough.
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Washington Resistance Army
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:23 am

Frievolk wrote:Ok random question. Has Russia ever started the "Second Weltkreig" in any of you guys' Kaiserreich runs?


Negative, for me it always kicks off with France and Germany butting heads and then other people joining in.

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Washington Resistance Army
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:47 am


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Ifreann
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Ifreann » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:51 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

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Accurate.
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The Batavia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:52 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

but why
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Washington Resistance Army
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:52 am

The Batavia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

but why


Better question: why not?

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Abserdia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:53 am

The Batavia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

but why

I think this makes it literally impossible for the Axis to win.
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:59 am

Abserdia wrote:
The Batavia wrote:but why

I think this makes it literally impossible for the Axis to win.


OP pls nerf
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Platypus Bureaucracy
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Ex-Nation

Postby Platypus Bureaucracy » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:08 am

The Batavia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:So this is a thing lol

but why

Long way from NI and France. This is a good thing.
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The Batavia wrote:but why


Better question: why not?

We coped badly enough with the latest heatwave. Putting British people in Madagascar's place must surely breach some international conventions about torture.
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Ifreann
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Ifreann » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:52 am

Platypus Bureaucracy wrote:
The Batavia wrote:but why

Long way from NI and France. This is a good thing.
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Better question: why not?

We coped badly enough with the latest heatwave. Putting British people in Madagascar's place must surely breach some international conventions about torture.

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With his kiss
the riot
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