PDOX Games VIII: Communism Will Win

[North German Realm]

I'm not sure if this is meme or serious, but that is the only actual possible result for the second World War in what is the KR lore.

BREAK THE CHAINS

Unlike WW1, Germany wouldn't even be given an actually worthy adversary, it's the funniest part. France and Britain are both nearly totally broken, waiting for a near inevitable civil war while they've already lost most of their resources -colonial or otherwise- (and haven't even returned to their pre-ww1 populations or military prowess), while Russia is actually totally broken, facing civil war and regime change on a near-monthly basis. The only threat to Germany is from inside Germany (and its own clique of allies/puppets)

[Bralia]

Cicero will release tomorrow. In the extreme likelihood that people have forgotten what's coming in the major patch, there's a Feature Breakdown video and a much more in depth patch notes available to be seen here.

[Lunas Legion]

Cicero will release tomorrow. In the extreme likelihood that people have forgotten what's coming in the major patch, there's a Feature Breakdown video and a much more in depth patch notes available to be seen here.

Do we have a translation for what they actually mean yet?

[Valrifell]

Remember, Only the faithful shall have the Launcher's protection



Honestly tho i dont know whats going on with yall and your random new launcher, mine are fine.

No, actually, the problem is with you. It was announced in a recent dev diary before the launch of the Ming update, but the EUIV launcher was supposed to be updated to match the I:R Rome one. The CK2, Stellaris, and HoI4 launchers are probably slated for update, but haven't been touched yet.

I mean, it's a good problem to have. But yours is the one not fine, ours are (unfortunately) working as intended.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Remember, Only the faithful shall have the Launcher's protection



Honestly tho i dont know whats going on with yall and your random new launcher, mine are fine.

No, actually, the problem is with you. It was announced in a recent dev diary before the launch of the Ming update, but the EUIV launcher was supposed to be updated to match the I:R Rome one. The CK2, Stellaris, and HoI4 launchers are probably slated for update, but haven't been touched yet.

I mean, it's a good problem to have. But yours is the one not fine, ours are (unfortunately) working as intended.

how...... dare you... HOW DARE YOU!

[The Huskar Social Union]

This man has a very calm and soothing voice that only furthers the rumour Paradox is a collection of machines, also its important for I:R players too i guess

[Bralia]

This man has a very calm and soothing voice that only furthers the rumour Paradox is a collection of machines, also its important for I:R players too i guess

It's like you're literally asking me to whip you.

[The Huskar Social Union]

This man has a very calm and soothing voice that only furthers the rumour Paradox is a collection of machines, also its important for I:R players too i guess

It's like you're literally asking me to whip you.

hmm

[Renoa]

It's like you're literally asking me to whip you.

hmm

I feel a moral obligation to post this even if it is cliche.

[The Huskar Social Union]

hmm

I feel a moral obligation to post this even if it is cliche.

I refuse.

[Bralia]

. . . well, alright then. No EUIV Dev Diary today, I guess. I think I've said this said this sort of thing before, don't even bother wasting your precious seconds checking for yourself, the non-development diary truly has nothing to say. You should all thank me for saving the trouble.

[Harmonic Empire]

. . . well, alright then. No EUIV Dev Diary today, I guess. I think I've said this said this sort of thing before, don't even bother wasting your precious seconds checking for yourself, the non-development diary truly has nothing to say. You should all thank me for saving the trouble.

*Checks*
Well slowly but surely, the devs gonna replace HOI4, CK2, Stellaris, and Vic2 launcher with cursed IR launcher

[Bralia]

A worthy teaser for tomorrow's HoI4 Dev Diary, an icon from a focus tree for a brand new nation:

[Ifreann]

Battle Pope confirmed.

[Bralia]

Cicero will release tomorrow. In the extreme likelihood that people have forgotten what's coming in the major patch, there's a Feature Breakdown video and a much more in depth patch notes available to be seen here.

Do we have a translation for what they actually mean yet?

It almost slipped from my memory, it has been done.

[Lunas Legion]

Do we have a translation for what they actually mean yet?

It almost slipped from my memory, it has been done.

Your internet trawling is much appreciated.

[Serrland3]

Cicero will release tomorrow. In the extreme likelihood that people have forgotten what's coming in the major patch, there's a Feature Breakdown video and a much more in depth patch notes available to be seen here.

I played vanilla and haven't played since. I'm planning to play a bit more now that Cicero is out. I totally skipped Pompey knowing there'd be another mega-update coming after it. Paradox being Paradox and all. I still have high hopes for Imperator.

[Impaled Nazarene]

hmm

I feel a moral obligation to post this even if it is cliche.

You are hereby purged for posting a Panic at the disco song.

[Lunas Legion]

Cicero will release tomorrow. In the extreme likelihood that people have forgotten what's coming in the major patch, there's a Feature Breakdown video and a much more in depth patch notes available to be seen here.

I played vanilla and haven't played since. I'm planning to play a bit more now that Cicero is out. I totally skipped Pompey knowing there'd be another mega-update coming after it. Paradox being Paradox and all. I still have high hopes for Imperator.

I'm kinda tempted to buy it and try it out again but also not. People of the Paradox Thread, is I:R Rome worth the money yes or no or should I await more improvements?

[Renoa]

I feel a moral obligation to post this even if it is cliche.

You are hereby purged for posting a Panic at the disco song.

I'm going to call in the favor I got for introducing you to If The Emperor had Text-to-Speech to reverse this.

[Bralia]

In honor of Francisco Franco's expulsion from his grave, Paradox is celebrating with a glorious Nationalist Spain focus tree.

One hour later, I've finally finished reading.

[Genivaria]

In honor of Francisco Franco's expulsion from his grave, Paradox is celebrating with a glorious Nationalist Spain focus tree.

One hour later, I've finally finished reading.

CRUSADE INTENSIFIES!

[Impaled Nazarene]

You are hereby purged for posting a Panic at the disco song.

I'm going to call in the favor I got for introducing you to If The Emperor had Text-to-Speech to reverse this.

Hmm it checks out.
Very well you go free, and have a nice ice cream... unless you are lactose intolerant then you may have a goody of your choosing.

[Genivaria]

I hope the Kaiser will be able to support the Carlists.

[Abserdia]

In honor of Francisco Franco's expulsion from his grave, Paradox is celebrating with a glorious Nationalist Spain focus tree.

One hour later, I've finally finished reading.