The Huskar Social Union wrote:Nothing wrong with liking the mature ladies.Ism wrote:When you're France, but you want to start the 100 Years War anyway.
So, this is about to get a little weird. When King Rodrigo was a young man, he had a 2-year love affair with a 74 year old nun, as one does, and then almost had an affair with a 67 year old nun, only deciding to be friends because she was very sick. So, all together, King Rodrigo clearly has whatever the grandma version of an Oedipal Complex is. And that goes the other way too, because Rodrigo is very clearly trying to one-up his great-grandfather, Saint Luis V. Whether it's declaring he's not just a king but an emperor, building a Grand University and 3 new cities, having no fewer than 3 lances made over the course of his reign, in addition to two suits of armor and some fine regalia (for reference, Luis found a nice dagger during the Reconquista) or not only winning a Reconquista war but a full on Crusade and putting his son on the new throne, and then forming the Knights of Calatrava, he wants the whole of Christendom to know he's way more holy and pious and awesome than that silly ol' Saint Luis ever was. Oh, and just to top it off, he declared he was descended from Alexander the Great. Because why not? I don't know how this guy got so messed up, but I like to imagine it was a combination of taking the throne early, trying to live up to Saint Luis and going through life trying to deal with the stigma of being left-handed. I swear, when this Earth's version of Freud comes along he's gonna have a field day psychoanalyzingKingEmperor Rodrigo "the Holy" of Francia.
Anyway, God clearly believes in egalitarianism because after switching to absolute cognatic succession my son had this little bundle of joy. I'd also just like to take a moment and note that this newborn babe has a personal combat skill of 17. Guess she's getting started early on her Electra Complex.
Sure but when it involves seducing 2 nuns and a married woman, maybe there’s a little bit more than a wrinkle kink at work.