PDOX Games VIII: Communism Will Win

[The Huskar Social Union]

Bit confused by the 30 minutes of Hel achievement, it says to inflict 1.8 million casualties on Germany as Poland in the 1939 start scenario, but you cant get achievements in that scenario?

I assume it will get patched some point.

It's a Nazi lie. You can still do it.

Ur awesome thanks.

This will probably be painful as hell i reckon tho

[Lunas Legion]

It's a Nazi lie. You can still do it.

Ur awesome thanks.

This will probably be painful as hell i reckon tho

Poland is not yet lost Huskar. Dewit.

I shall be joining you.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Ur awesome thanks.

This will probably be painful as hell i reckon tho

Poland is not yet lost Huskar. Dewit.

I shall be joining you.

Well i killed 47k of them then lost and have 5 infantry divisions that managed to escape to England.

[Lunas Legion]

Poland is not yet lost Huskar. Dewit.

I shall be joining you.

Well i killed 47k of them then lost and have 5 infantry divisions that managed to escape to England.

I have one infantry division and killed a mere 25K.

I disappoint Poland and myself.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Well i killed 47k of them then lost and have 5 infantry divisions that managed to escape to England.

I have one infantry division and killed a mere 25K.

I disappoint Poland and myself.

We can be failures together.

Yeah im not good enough at the game for that.

Sorry Fair Poland, i give up.

[Bralia]

The I:R team is already revamping its systems. They're already changing the patch designation to 2.0.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I started a game as the Guangzi Clique to try and get the Make a Man out of you achivement.

And the second i hit unpause i got the Battlecry Achievement to take over all of China as a warlord


Uh..... no?

[Free Arabian Nation]

I started a game as the Guangzi Clique to try and get the Make a Man out of you achivement.

And the second i hit unpause i got the Battlecry Achievement to take over all of China as a warlord


Uh..... no?

They meant the tiny villages of 2 to 3 people that roughly translate to "Sunrise Land" and "Center Land"

[Bralia]

The I:R team is already revamping its systems. They're already changing the patch designation to 2.0.

Okay, now that I actually did more than glance at the DD, this is basically the greatest mechanic ever:

"Alliances can now only exist between countries of the same rank and Great Powers can never have any allies at all (instead they will have to defend themselves and rely on guarantees or subject relationships to protect others)."

I want something similar in EUIV, I've been privately lobbying in my head for a while now that the Ottomans shouldn't ever be allowed to have allies.

[Abserdia]

The I:R team is already revamping its systems. They're already changing the patch designation to 2.0.

Okay, now that I actually did more than glance at the DD, this is basically the greatest mechanic ever:

"Alliances can now only exist between countries of the same rank and Great Powers can never have any allies at all (instead they will have to defend themselves and rely on guarantees or subject relationships to protect others)."

I want something similar in EUIV, I've been privately lobbying in my head for a while now that the Ottomans shouldn't ever be allowed to have allies.

That’s super good! I really like that!

[Ism]

Well, the Pope lost Rome. MA at 0%, if you were wondering.

Also, France has decided that they want to blob into Iberia too.

[The Imperial Reach]

The I:R team is already revamping its systems. They're already changing the patch designation to 2.0.

Okay, now that I actually did more than glance at the DD, this is basically the greatest mechanic ever:

"Alliances can now only exist between countries of the same rank and Great Powers can never have any allies at all (instead they will have to defend themselves and rely on guarantees or subject relationships to protect others)."

I want something similar in EUIV, I've been privately lobbying in my head for a while now that the Ottomans shouldn't ever be allowed to have allies.

The only allies the Ottomans ever had were by pure circumstance; usually because they were fighting on the same side in some war or another.

So it makes perfect since that they should have zero friends when literally no-one liked them.

Well, the Pope lost Rome. MA at 0%, if you were wondering.

Also, France has decided that they want to blob into Iberia too.

Both of those pictures are disgusting for different reasons.

[United Muscovite Nations]

>tfw you have really good ideas for Victoria III that will never be used

[Katyuscha]

This is like that Dave Chappelle skit about the black guy in the KKK

[Bralia]

Well, the Pope lost Rome. MA at 0%, if you were wondering.

Also, France has decided that they want to blob into Iberia too.

You can never trust people named Cesare.

[The Imperial Reach]

Ha ha, holy shit check this out.

Honestly wasn't even expecting this to work, yet it did. My two best Emperors both got their own bloodlines; and even better, one got both! Oh man, that free invasion casus belli... God is good. Launched an Invasion of Italy not long after this screenshot was taken (couldn't use Great Conquest as when HRE fractured it ceased being my equal in strength) and managed to take it, but alas, Iakobos the Noble died about half-way through it and thus leaving his son to continue the campaign. He did, got a sweet nickname ("the Dragon"), proceeded to fuck up the Immortal questline, and has now launched an invasion of Jerusalem against the Abbasids (a direct response to the recent victory of a Sunni Jihad for Africa against the HRE).

The Abbasids are laughably outnumbered as I've got a good, strong 50k and they have a measly 25k. Even with their fellow Sunni allies any hope of victory is minuscule. Once I take Jerusalem, all I need to do is take Alexandria and I can Mend the Great Schism.

DEUS VULT

Also, if you're wondering why most of my family has Turkic/Cuman portraits it's because I keep marrying my sons to nomads to keep them from raiding me. It's mostly working, too. I also have a few Bolghar vassals from my conquests of Bulgaria and Wallachia, so that contributes. Literally half my dynasty has Turkic portraits; mostly from Pechenegs/Bolghars, with a few Khazars. For reference, my dynasty has over 200 members and make up almost half my vassals (they'd be more than half if my Emperors would have more sons and die less often).

[The Imperial Reach]

Well, the Pope lost Rome. MA at 0%, if you were wondering.

Also, France has decided that they want to blob into Iberia too.

You can never trust people named Cesare.

Literally the plot of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood.

[Impaled Nazarene]

You can never trust people named Cesare.

Literally the plot of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood.

Real question who would win: Justinian and co or the Borgia?

[Bralia]

It has been done. Religious purity shortly before achieving the "Wendish" Empire. I think I'm going to make my next goal the conquest of the Russian Empire region, I don't want to invade more of Germany until I'm prepared to deal with the consequences of taking Köln.

[Hanafuridake]

>tfw you have really good ideas for Victoria III that will never be used

One day Paradox modders will unite together and create the grand strategy game that we all deserve.

[Ism]

It has been done. Religious purity shortly before achieving the "Wendish" Empire. I think I'm going to make my next goal the conquest of the Russian Empire region, I don't want to invade more of Germany until I'm prepared to deal with the consequences of taking Köln.

Congratulations, in an image that contains Bavarian Italy, your empire is the most disgusting thing I can see.

[Bralia]

It has been done. Religious purity shortly before achieving the "Wendish" Empire. I think I'm going to make my next goal the conquest of the Russian Empire region, I don't want to invade more of Germany until I'm prepared to deal with the consequences of taking Köln.

Congratulations, in an image that contains Bavarian Italy, your empire is the most disgusting thing I can see.

The real disgusting things in the screenshot are to the east of Bavarian Italy. There are some seriously strange and unexplainable shenanigans going on in Anatolia.

[Bralia]

Severe Balkan uprising about to happen on the EUIV forums.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Severe Balkan uprising about to happen on the EUIV forums.

Balkans gona Balkan.

[Impaled Nazarene]

There needs to be popups for when a division gets destroyed. It gets annoying when during a way your 24 division army is now 18 divisions out of nowhere.
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And it would allow modders to add a "unit lost" sound effect