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Which game (if applicable) just isn't for you, most of all?

EUIV
11
22%
CK2
6
12%
Stellaris
6
12%
HoI3
5
10%
HoI4
8
16%
Imperator: Rome
12
24%
Victoria 2
3
6%
 
Total votes : 51

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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:30 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:So.

Daemon Spawn Fourth Daughter vs Genius Eldest Son. Tough choices. We'll see if they're made for me.

Lunas irl:

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Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Postby Lunas Legion » Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:45 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:So.

Daemon Spawn Fourth Daughter vs Genius Eldest Son. Tough choices. We'll see if they're made for me.

Lunas irl:

Image


I didn't get to choose. Daemon child murdered genius son.

Unfortunately that game's a bust since the Byz Emperor banned vassal wars, so I'm fucked.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:27 pm

Paradox acquires Prison Architect from Introversion Software


Lunas Legion wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Lunas irl:

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I didn't get to choose. Daemon child murdered genius son.

Unfortunately that game's a bust since the Byz Emperor banned vassal wars, so I'm fucked.

Kill the Emperor.


Long live the Emperor
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Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Postby Purpelia » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:30 pm

I am sick and tired of CK2 bugs. Right now I have a whole bunch of vassals all of whom are family members and have +100 relations and yet they wont vote to support law changes. What am I supposed to Fing do? They already like me +100. The scale does not go higher!
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:32 pm

Purpelia wrote:I am sick and tired of CK2 bugs. Right now I have a whole bunch of vassals all of whom are family members and have +100 relations and yet they wont vote to support law changes. What am I supposed to Fing do? They already like me +100. The scale does not go higher!

On the council screen do they have a green thumbs up next to their portrait to show that they are a loyalist? I think some times someone even at Max opinion may not be a loyalist until they get land or something. Or is the council in discontent?
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Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Postby Valrifell » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:36 pm

Purpelia wrote:I am sick and tired of CK2 bugs. Right now I have a whole bunch of vassals all of whom are family members and have +100 relations and yet they wont vote to support law changes. What am I supposed to Fing do? They already like me +100. The scale does not go higher!


Just buy favors.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:37 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Purpelia wrote:I am sick and tired of CK2 bugs. Right now I have a whole bunch of vassals all of whom are family members and have +100 relations and yet they wont vote to support law changes. What am I supposed to Fing do? They already like me +100. The scale does not go higher!


Just buy favors.

Oh yeah do that as well.
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Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Postby Renoa » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:55 pm



I swear to God if Paradox Paradox's Prison Architect I'm never going to buy another Paradox game ever again. If they leave it be, that's perfectly fine, but I really hope that they don't try to find a way to extend their DLC policy to it.
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Postby Valrifell » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:04 pm

Renoa wrote:


I swear to God if Paradox Paradox's Prison Architect I'm never going to buy another Paradox game ever again. If they leave it be, that's perfectly fine, but I really hope that they don't try to find a way to extend their DLC policy to it.


The sequel will launch with the ability to just draw walls. The first expansion sixth months later (12.99) might add in prisoners, fingers crossed.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:06 pm


I've owned Prison Architect since 2013, I should really play it one of these days.
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Postby Renoa » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:28 pm

Ifreann wrote:

I've owned Prison Architect since 2013, I should really play it one of these days.

It's a pretty typical building-management simulator game. The story mode... exists, I guess, and the best way to min-max it becomes fairly obvious quickly. Not too terribly exciting unless you make some self-imposed challenges. I have about 130 hours in it, but I'm a pedantic nerd so a decent chunk of that time isn't actually gameplay time.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:31 pm

i always played Prison Architect in sandbox mode so as to run a successful prison as opposed to the buggy money making nonsense of prison games. At least it's the Prison Tycoon we all deserved.
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Postby Flanderlion » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:35 pm

It's one of my favourites. Introversion made a great game, but they weren't exactly that active with fixing bugs. DLC is not something I care about paying for, so it's a good change imo.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:38 am

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My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.

If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Pasong Tirad » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:40 am

I've been playing as Mali, and I've finally gotten enough moral authority, piety, and holy sites to reform the religion. Any suggestions? I've never done this before.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:42 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.

If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.

Im going out later but ill do that tomorrow and post it here, neat little idea
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Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
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Postby Sefy the Great » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:00 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.

If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.

if i remember, those traits should've added up to more then 22. did you add some via console?
who am i kidding you've got the fat trait you probably did add some via console.


so in my immortal finland save, some bastards broke away from norway and absolutely DESTROYED the Norwegian dominance over Scandinavia. i have started encroaching on my de jure land, but BY MY HOLY SHIT -
they have about 8008 gold.
now if you saw that number and didn't immediately remember the good times you had with calculators in sixth grade then congratulations, but i here have the problem with needing all of Scandanavia and needing all the money...

also i reformed the religion, Poland owns most of eastern europe, the Kievan Rus became a target of my first crusade, the one that established my dominance over the Baltics, and there's this wierd dislocated county in Siberia the belongs to my granddaughter that keeps matrelinially marrying my sons, without any children getting the incest trait...
A 12.7 civilization, according to this index.

Motto is "All shall be well, and all matter of things shall be well." but it didn't fit.
reworking history, please wait...

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:16 am

Sefy the Great wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.

If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.

if i remember, those traits should've added up to more then 22. did you add some via console?
who am i kidding you've got the fat trait you probably did add some via console.


so in my immortal finland save, some bastards broke away from norway and absolutely DESTROYED the Norwegian dominance over Scandinavia. i have started encroaching on my de jure land, but BY MY HOLY SHIT -
they have about 8008 gold.
now if you saw that number and didn't immediately remember the good times you had with calculators in sixth grade then congratulations, but i here have the problem with needing all of Scandanavia and needing all the money...

also i reformed the religion, Poland owns most of eastern europe, the Kievan Rus became a target of my first crusade, the one that established my dominance over the Baltics, and there's this wierd dislocated county in Siberia the belongs to my granddaughter that keeps matrelinially marrying my sons, without any children getting the incest trait...

I use ruler designer unlocked becaue i love to play sandbox/rp in ck2 without paradox getting mad at me. I only added like 2 traits via console.
And ya know. i want that persona to be the same age as me.

Pasong Tirad wrote:I've been playing as Mali, and I've finally gotten enough moral authority, piety, and holy sites to reform the religion. Any suggestions? I've never done this before.

Even without great blots and other sacrificial events African is typically the most bloody religion in the game behind the Aztec religion. Pick the doctrine that lets you sacrifice your enemies. Combine this with a violent bloodline and you are unkillable if not unstoppable as a general. The rest of the reform traits should focus on warfare since your expansion is limited to Ethiopia and the Muslim world meaning your battle is uphill.
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby The Imperial Reach » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:32 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.

If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.


Hm. I'll have to try this myself.
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The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

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Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Valrifell wrote:One of the better stories to come from CK2 tbh.

Waaay better than my Bulgarian Lion King TBH


"Bulgarian Lion King"? You've piqued my interest.

Lunas Legion wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Lunas irl:

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I didn't get to choose. Daemon child murdered genius son.

Unfortunately that game's a bust since the Byz Emperor banned vassal wars, so I'm fucked.


You never had a choice to begin with. Demon children always kill every single sibling older than them in order to ensure they become your successor. It's why I wish I could assassinate my children sometimes. Otherwise your only other option is to arrest and execute them, but the penalties that come with that might not be worth it.
Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
In the process of a massive retcon, like, massive
NS stats are the devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make a fancy sig

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:52 am

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Waaay better than my Bulgarian Lion King TBH

"Bulgarian Lion King"? You've piqued my interest.


So i decided to play a game as Bulgaria who starts off with an older but still fertile ruler. I get the option early to go Catholic which is great because free holy war CBs. I take on the entire local slavic population and win. My ruler ended up having 4 sons and a daughter. GREAT! No easy game overs. He died after living a long life as a maimed cripple who was so badass he selected the flesh and blood option for the sacrifice to the tengri gods. who he backstabbed for juicy CBs. Of course death by gavelkind isn't my ideal so I when i realized my sons were growing up i rushed for primigoniture. THANK YOU RNStalin!!!
His son however was too young. HOORAY for disposable regents! Luckily I did not have to wait long.
Unfortunately......
All 4 sons were very ugly fish-eyed people.
My heir was a badass. Expanding Bulgaria in all directions. We took so much land and made so few enemies. The Pope was in love with us. My heir fostered a few daughters but luckily had a son.
Here's where things get interesting.
So his brothers weren't very happy about getting jack shit from inheritance. They start to plot. I find out and kill the leader of the plot (not my brother just some random court hangaround). The plot goes away.
"The people look like ants from up here"
NO
*falls to doom. plotters get away.*
Now his son barely out of his toddler years is in charge of the nation but stuck behind the strictest regent.
I have to kill my uncles...This will not be easy.
Every time an event comes by I save money.
I bide my time.
I ascend to the throne.
The uncle I suspect behind being behind everything has brought a foreign army to our land!
I rally my troops and capture that piece of shit uncle.
>Doesn't have Reaper's Due
Fuck it just kill him. This king will not be a very pious one.
All that money I saved? Hello to a stream of assassins flowing to your doorstep.
Now I am alone aside from a few aunts and sisters who hate me. Going to marry most of them off far away.

Basically: Bulgarian Lion King happened.

This would have been a lot better with all the dlc especially Holy Fury. Then we could have had a duel instead of me pretending they did.
Even ignoring that your writing is waaaaaaaaay better, your story outclasses mine by a lot.
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Rusthenia » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:56 am

am I the only one not to own CK2 here?
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✷A Marxist-Leninist state in Eurasian and the Alaskan Peninsula★
Moskva Chronicle: Vassili Karantirov dies! Lada Smirnov assumes control. Neo-Paganism grows in the USSR. The first Congress of European Ethic Religions is held in Novgorod. 
International Coverage: Greece changes it's national religion to Hellenism. The Irish Republic changes it's national religion to Celtic Paganism. The "Year of Paganism" begins.

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Postby Tasuirin » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:57 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:(Image)
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.

If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.

Ooh, might have to do this sometime...
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⊱ ──── {.⋅ ATHEIST ⋅.} ──── ⊰
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:58 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
My CK2 Persona
Primary trait is Cynical.

If you want to make one just make yourself a count in the area you live in/descend from create an alias (to protect your identity ofc), add traits reflecting who you are, be modest with your stats (i forgot to modify the stats after adding traits so they are rather high, especially stewardship).
If you're not from europe or can't figure out where the fuck you're from just pick a random place.
I even made a coat of arms barely resembling my family's
Sadly because there is no online ck2 character creator you'll provably have to do this in game.

Pretty disappointed that you aren't from Nazarus. What's next, you tell us you aren't impaled? Is anything true?
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Postby Wallenburg » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:34 am

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Waaay better than my Bulgarian Lion King TBH


"Bulgarian Lion King"? You've piqued my interest.

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I didn't get to choose. Daemon child murdered genius son.

Unfortunately that game's a bust since the Byz Emperor banned vassal wars, so I'm fucked.


You never had a choice to begin with. Demon children always kill every single sibling older than them in order to ensure they become your successor. It's why I wish I could assassinate my children sometimes. Otherwise your only other option is to arrest and execute them, but the penalties that come with that might not be worth it.

Done it before. It's definitely worth it. IIRC, you are likely to become depressed soon after, so you can jump on that newly secured succession early. :P
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