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Best HOI political party

HOI3 Stalinist
1
6%
HOI3 Leninist
0
No votes
KR Syndicalist
6
33%
KR Radical Socialism
2
11%
HOI4 Anarchism
3
17%
HOI4 Communism
1
6%
Stupid Sexy Naz with your unbiased polls and quality posts.
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18

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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:24 am

The Transhuman Union wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
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^ me not caring for your slights


Oh hey look it's that historically inaccurate movie everyone was making fun of.

Hey Fury is fucking great.

Love that movie.
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Bralia
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Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:17 am

During the formative years of civilized life, a great clash of faith occurred. A Jewish wanderer named Jesus Christ inspired people all across the Levant and flocked to his banner. Such was his charisma that he soon become one of the most influential people on the planet. The Roman Empire did not like this at all. They sought to undermine this new faith and in doing so, set off great holy wars between the faith of the Romans, Hellenism, and Christianity. The conflict devastated Africa, where the Black Lands were at the forefront of fighting. In this land, a great crocodile had been slumbering. The Pharaoh of these lands was subject to the Romans and severe weariness was growing upon the region. Tired of being caught in the middle of faiths that the Blacks Lands wanted nothing to do with, a fervor began to grip the region. The Black Land's Kemetic identity grew strong, and with it so did the slumbering crocodile. It was the public murder of the Pharoah by a Christian assassin that woke Sobek. Priests across the land called for the unification of the cults to fight back against the aggressors in their lands. This call resonated with the Greek population in Kemet, whose homeland was also suffering. Like never before seen, the Greeks and Kemetics began to work together and ceased to work for Rome. Greek influence was a massive part of the Roman war machine and the civil war that followed was long and bloody. In the end, the syncretism that bound the Greek and Kemetic cultures and religions together fused and became the dominant power across multiple continents.

Such is the history of Sobek's revenge and the rise of Ra over all the lands of Europe, and later, all of Earth. And now Ra's chariot rises over new worlds, challenging Apep's influence throughout the galaxy.
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Bralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue Dec 25, 2018 10:32 am

The things I come up with when showering:

Christianity in that timeline eventually died off over the course of a millennium and it started after the sons of Christ, Steve and Bob, died. Bobbi died to illness in his early 40s and Steve died in a fight versus Greek hoplites. And with their deaths, Christian expansion died, too. Christianity was left without charismatic leaders, and the priesthood was left split. The doctrines taught by the sons became fiercely debated until fights broke out and and the faith was decisively split, becoming the Bobbi faith and the Stevi'ite faith. The Bobbis were more numerous and contemporary, while the Stevi'ites were zealous and traditional. Christianity turned inwards and against itself. Over the centuries, they became prone to missionary work by Kemetic priests and steadily declined. Many calls to re-unite the faith were attempted, but all failed. The followers of Steve and Bob couldn't get along for longer than a decade. Eventually, they dwindled into near nothingness, with only pockets worshiping Steve and Bob in secret to this day, kept secret and aided by the Cult of Apep.
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Hanafuridake
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Postby Hanafuridake » Tue Dec 25, 2018 12:52 pm

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Ze Space Fungoid people are an insult to ein Völk and shall be purged -

Wait, wrong game.
Nation name in proper language: 花降岳|पुष्पद्वीप
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Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States
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Founded: Feb 20, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:50 pm

Hanafuridake wrote:

Ze Space Fungoid people are an insult to ein Völk and shall be purged -

Wait, wrong game.

I have the same opinion of that other species.
The name's James. James Usari. Well, my name is not actually James Usari, so don't bother actually looking it up, but it'll do for now.
Lack of a real name means compensation through a real face. My debt is settled
Part-time Kebab tycoon in Glasgow.

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Sefy the Great
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sefy the Great » Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:54 pm

I am now slightly pissed.
I got leviathans DLC for Stellaris, and I wanted to play into the joke of "those damn butterflies will destroy the entire galaxy" and create a butterfly race for each genocidal empire, named Ethir-A (fan. purifier), Ethir-B (Rav. swarm) and Ethir-C (genocidal robots).


the problem is, right, that you can't use any portrait other then the robotic portraits for robots. so I tried to download the Synth. Portraits mod, but still, with butterfly robots, I CANNOT MAKE A ROBOT EMPIRE WITH THEM.
A 12.7 civilization, according to this index.

Motto is "All shall be well, and all matter of things shall be well." but it didn't fit.
reworking history, please wait...

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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:55 pm

Snwaking sneaking sneaking

I am posting kuw as I have always been

I have always been here gkar
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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:59 pm

I got a 16 ;add draw in uno and it was all red nd green

Like stalin and sophie dee the th green partyy

16 is the age you adult in co2- 5that's web you can murder and plot without the ducking council on tour ass
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"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



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Renoa
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Renoa » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:00 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Snwaking sneaking sneaking

I am posting kuw as I have always been

I have always been here gkar

On this episode of "Drunk Times with Huskar..."
It's been several years and I'm still the Paradox Thread's Self-Appointed Court Chaplain. No one's ever asked but I thought you should know.

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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:01 pm

I hope you all had a good Christmas, git some stuff and had ducking food

I fida food and it was great,probably too much with some string STEINS OF SO CAL

I. A stark stein house stark from thrones.

Ducking aztecs
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Platypus Bureaucracy
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Platypus Bureaucracy » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:02 pm

Renoa wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Snwaking sneaking sneaking

I am posting kuw as I have always been

I have always been here gkar

On this episode of "Drunk Times with Huskar..."

*insert Irish joke here*
Platypus of the non-venomous, egg-laying variety
Platypus Bureaucracy wrote:I will never stop being a gay platypus.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

Platapusses are not rel

Ostroeuropa wrote:"Can we just eat SOME of the rich?"

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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:03 pm

Renoa wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Snwaking sneaking sneaking

I am posting kuw as I have always been

I have always been here gkar

On this episode of "Drunk Times with Huskar..."

I'm not dry k duck. O fuck off.

I love you people, yiu are fun nd amuse me, don't tell the mods or else they will get mad as u should not be doing this.


Y friend Sarah doesn't know whether to keep short hair or go long Gained. She is pretty either a way. Licana ducking take part in the memes we stupid ducks post
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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:04 pm

Platypus Bureaucracy wrote:
Renoa wrote:On this episode of "Drunk Times with Huskar..."

*insert Irish joke here*

How

Jow fucking dare you


You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

Platapusses are not rel
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"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



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Ithalian Empire
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Founded: Jan 19, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Ithalian Empire » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:06 pm

Huskar has gained the Drunkard trait.
Eat ,Drink, and be mary, for tomorrow we die.
PRAISE THE FOUNDERS

The poster licks five public door handles a day to compare there taste.

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Platypus Bureaucracy
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Platypus Bureaucracy » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:08 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Platypus Bureaucracy wrote:*insert Irish joke here*

How

Jow fucking dare you


You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

Platapusses are not rel

If this isn't sig material, I don't know what is.
Platypus of the non-venomous, egg-laying variety
Platypus Bureaucracy wrote:I will never stop being a gay platypus.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

Platapusses are not rel

Ostroeuropa wrote:"Can we just eat SOME of the rich?"

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The Huskar Social Union
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Posts: 60259
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:09 pm

Ithalian Empire wrote:Huskar has gained the Drunkard trait.

Don't ell Brasilia

She thinks she is my wife. It she is not, just someone on forum.

When is hoi4 man the seas co.ing out, see I'm on topic you can't warn me mods
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"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



I like Miniature painting, Tanks, English Gals, Video games and most importantly Cheese.


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Myrensis
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Myrensis » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:17 pm

Boo! Boo Paradox! Why am I being punished for expanding strategically to secure choke points rather than just blobbing every useless nearby system? External Hyperlanes cohesion penalty my reptilian ass.

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Ithalian Empire
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Ex-Nation

Postby Ithalian Empire » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:20 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ithalian Empire wrote:Huskar has gained the Drunkard trait.

Don't ell Brasilia

She thinks she is my wife. It she is not, just someone on forum.

When is hoi4 man the seas co.ing out, see I'm on topic you can't warn me mods


Dear lord, you are Irish.
Eat ,Drink, and be mary, for tomorrow we die.
PRAISE THE FOUNDERS

The poster licks five public door handles a day to compare there taste.

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Impaled Nazarene
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Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:23 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ithalian Empire wrote:Huskar has gained the Drunkard trait.

Don't ell Brasilia

She thinks she is my wife. It she is not, just someone on forum.

When is hoi4 man the seas co.ing out, see I'm on topic you can't warn me mods

Read this and the rest of Huskar's drunk posts in Jack Sparrow's voice. 500% funnier.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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West Leas Oros 2
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Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:28 pm

So, I’ve been nonstop listening to the “worker” stellaris advisor voice and I just can’t stop.
“Workers of the galaxy, unite! You have nothing to lose but your restraining fields!”
WLO Public News: Outdated Factbooks and other documents in process of major redesign! ESTIMATED COMPLETION DATE: <error:not found>
How many South Americans need to be killed by the CIA before you realize socialism is bad?
I like to think I've come a long way since the days of the First WLO.
Conscientious Objector in the “Culture War”

NationStates Leftist Alternative only needs a couple more nations before it can hold its constitutional convention!

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Myrensis
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Myrensis » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:42 pm

Things Myrensis learned in Stellaris today:

Never ever, ever ever ever, ever ever, join an AI Ally declared war unless you have the forces in place to carry out the war as though said ally doesn't exist.

Ally declares war on some imperialist tools, my fleets are divided because I have connections to said Imperialists on opposite sides of their territory, but ally is only 2 jumps away from the border system where one of my fleets is located, so no big deal right? I'll just meet up with them.

2 years later, ally fleets have yet to leave their home system, and I've just finally recovered all of my territory after the enemy massed all their ships and punched through one of my two border systems and I had to run the other fleet all the way around my empire to push them back.

Now just waiting for the enemy to hit max war exhaustion since, even though we're way over acceptance limit for status quo peace, ally who declared war (and therefore the only one who can end it) is apparently still waiting for... God? Me? Somebody I guess, to go conquer all of their claims for them.

In other news, my 'allies' now beat out my neighboring Imperialist rivals for top spot on my 'Exterminate with extreme prejudice' list.

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Bralia
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Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue Dec 25, 2018 10:42 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ithalian Empire wrote:Huskar has gained the Drunkard trait.

Don't ell Brasilia

She thinks she is my wife. It she is not, just someone on forum.

When is hoi4 man the seas co.ing out, see I'm on topic you can't warn me mods

Please don't tell the thread how we met at the Roman forum. That was an embarrassing day. Worth it in the end, though. <3
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Impaled Nazarene
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Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:18 am


Relevant
Undiscovered tribes have joined a coalition against you, all major European powers have joined a coalition against you, all 126 HRE OPMs have joined a coalition against you, the war gods of various civilizations have joined a coalition against you, the blorg have joined a coalition against you, anarcho-liberals and jacobin rebels have joined a coalition against you, the sunset invasion aztecs have joined a coalition against you, the dimensional horror has joined a coalition against you, The Contingency has joined a coalition against you.
Reason: Looking at a OPM the wrong way.
Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 60259
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:42 am

I am sorry, I decided to have two tankards of southern comfort last night in an intense match of uno. It was a bad idea. So was using the internet afterwards.

Oh my Satan I wrote mercy is fit in the overwatch thread and posted in general too, it’s soo much worse than last time
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"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



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