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Which game (if applicable) just isn't for you, most of all?

EUIV
11
18%
CK2
7
11%
Stellaris
7
11%
HoI3
7
11%
HoI4
9
15%
Imperator: Rome
16
26%
Victoria 2
4
7%
 
Total votes : 61

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Hammer Britannia
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:19 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:Eh, it was just an idea.

No i mean.. thats a dlc already.

Conquest of Paradise lets you generate your own new world.

Yeah, but it's random.

I mean, sure you have options like "Fantasy Nations" and the such, but it's not really customizable and more of "Roll the dice and hope that America isn't a two province island in the middle of the Pacific.
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Postby The Batavia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:20 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:Eh, it was just an idea.

No i mean.. thats a dlc already.

Conquest of Paradise lets you generate your own new world.

Yeah but can you make a willy with random new world?
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:22 am

The Batavia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:No i mean.. thats a dlc already.

Conquest of Paradise lets you generate your own new world.

Yeah but can you make a willy with random new world?

If you squint enough probably

Hammer Britannia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:No i mean.. thats a dlc already.

Conquest of Paradise lets you generate your own new world.

Yeah, but it's random.

I mean, sure you have options like "Fantasy Nations" and the such, but it's not really customizable and more of "Roll the dice and hope that America isn't a two province island in the middle of the Pacific.
Okay fair
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:24 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:Just a side thought, but you know what would be cool?

Custom new worlds. As in, the continent, the people, and the nations are all customizable to your liking. You could turn America into a tiny island, replace North America with a middle finger, or make Atlantis exist

Product exists: Modding.
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:26 am

Ifreann wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:Just a side thought, but you know what would be cool?

Custom new worlds. As in, the continent, the people, and the nations are all customizable to your liking. You could turn America into a tiny island, replace North America with a middle finger, or make Atlantis exist

Product exists: Modding.

M8, I can barely mod HOI4, which is pretty damn easy to mod (for modding standards anyway), what makes you think I can mod a mod where I can mod the random new world feature?

Now let me calm down before the mods come and mod my account
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:34 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Product exists: Modding.

M8, I can barely mod HOI4, which is pretty damn easy to mod (for modding standards anyway), what makes you think I can mod a mod where I can mod the random new world feature?

Now let me calm down before the mods come and mod my account

I don't mean mod the Random New World feature, I mean mod the map to make whatever new world you want.
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:42 am

Ifreann wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:M8, I can barely mod HOI4, which is pretty damn easy to mod (for modding standards anyway), what makes you think I can mod a mod where I can mod the random new world feature?

Now let me calm down before the mods come and mod my account

I don't mean mod the Random New World feature, I mean mod the map to make whatever new world you want.

But then I am gonna have to mod it every time my brain comes up with of stupid crap

Like "What if America was Texas" or "What if North America was a Pizza and South America was a cat"
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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:46 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I don't mean mod the Random New World feature, I mean mod the map to make whatever new world you want.

But then I am gonna have to mod it every time my brain comes up with of stupid crap

Like "What if America was Texas" or "What if North America was a Pizza and South America was a cat"

America is Texas though
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:48 am

Evil Dictators Happyland wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:But then I am gonna have to mod it every time my brain comes up with of stupid crap

Like "What if America was Texas" or "What if North America was a Pizza and South America was a cat"

America is Texas though

TIL, Texas is a 268,597 mi² island in the middle of the Pacifo-lantic ocean and everyone and everything in "North/South America" are nothing but illusions
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:53 am

Ive only been to Indiana and Illinois

So as far as i am concerned only those two states exist in america.
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:59 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ive only been to Indiana and Illinois

So as far as i am concerned only those two states exist in america.

Indiana is a myth propagated by the Scotish
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Postby The Batavia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:00 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ive only been to Indiana and Illinois

So as far as i am concerned only those two states exist in america.

Not even New York exists?
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Postby Anime North America » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:10 pm

The Batavia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ive only been to Indiana and Illinois So as far as i am concerned only those two states exist in america.

Not even New York exists?

New York?! Feh, next you'll be tellin' me you still believe in Utah!
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:12 pm

The Batavia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Ive only been to Indiana and Illinois

So as far as i am concerned only those two states exist in america.

Not even New York exists?

You mean far far eastern Indianapolis?
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:12 pm

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I don't mean mod the Random New World feature, I mean mod the map to make whatever new world you want.

But then I am gonna have to mod it every time my brain comes up with of stupid crap

Like "What if America was Texas" or "What if North America was a Pizza and South America was a cat"

Yes.
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Postby The Batavia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:14 pm

Y'all are wrong actually, the north east is New York, the West is California, the rest is Texas
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:45 pm

The Batavia wrote:Y'all are wrong actually, the north east is New York, the West is California, the rest is Texas


Nah, its all Louisiana.
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Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:23 pm

Grenartia wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Y'all are wrong actually, the north east is New York, the West is California, the rest is Texas


Nah, its all Louisiana.

That explains a lot
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Postby Renoa » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:25 pm

Grenartia wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Y'all are wrong actually, the north east is New York, the West is California, the rest is Texas


Nah, its all Louisiana.

Only the parts south of Alexandria though. Everything north of that is Arkansas.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:27 pm

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Postby Grenartia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:14 pm

Renoa wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Nah, its all Louisiana.

Only the parts south of Alexandria though. Everything north of that is Arkansas.


According to the Louisiana Purchase, its all Louisiana. Everything south of Alexandria is True Louisiana, though.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:00 pm

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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:04 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Renoa wrote:Only the parts south of Alexandria though. Everything north of that is Arkansas.


According to the Louisiana Purchase, its all Louisiana. Everything south of Alexandria is True Louisiana, though.

TIL Louisiana owns most of Africa
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:37 pm

Evil Dictators Happyland wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
According to the Louisiana Purchase, its all Louisiana. Everything south of Alexandria is True Louisiana, though.

TIL Louisiana owns most of Africa

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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:40 pm

Evil Dictators Happyland wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
According to the Louisiana Purchase, its all Louisiana. Everything south of Alexandria is True Louisiana, though.

TIL Louisiana owns most of Africa

Louisiana is the best state by far. Only civil law state in the Union!
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