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I had to ask this since I know we're all movie manic so who would actually win in a hand-to-hand combat?

Jason Bourne from Jason Bourne, John Wick from John Wick, Harry Harts from The Kingsmen, James Bond from 007 or Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible?

Please honestly choose then explains why that person would win.

Let's be reasonable, shall we?

>no red sparrow
>no mike banning from olympus has fallen
>no spy from tf2
>no sombra from overwatch
>none of the protagonists from the assassin's creed franchise
>no ninjas

Though if I had to choose, it'd probably be Wick, despite my lack of knowledge of those films

First off- John Wick isn’t a spy, he’s a former mafia assassin that happens to have had worldwide services. Sure, the whole secret society might seem like something out of spy fiction, but he shouldn’t really belong here.

Harry Hart’s the absolute winner, simply out of sheer plot overpoweredness. The Kingsman franchise, while an awesome franchise on its own, is an extreme parody of other spy/espionage stories.

Ethan Hunt, no matter how many Burj Khalifas and A400 planes he can climb, won’t survive a headshot, Alpha Gel or not.
James Bond might fight his way out of a Soviet archive building, but he’ll definitely lose a battle royale to the death in a chapel full of berserk brainwashed Westboro Baptists.

Even video game assassins and spies like the TF2 spy, Sam Fisher, Solid Snake, and even Agent 47 can’t possibly live up to anything Galahad’s done. While he isn’t an enhanced supersoldier or trained in 99 forms of combat, his field experience and pure extreme feats, alongside ridiculously overpowered weapons and gadgetry, will win by a significant margin.

And that’s why Matthew Vaughn and whoever screenwrote Kingsman have f**ked the entire genre in the ass in terms of creating characters.

Jar Jar binks is the best spy