the bill wurtz thread, i guess

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:08 pm

Space toast

by **Ardenistan** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:10 pm

Not anymore

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:12 pm

Ardenistan wrote:Not anymore

Well I guess we are stuck here now

by **Arstotzmerika** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:37 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Ardenistan wrote:Not anymore

Well I guess we are stuck here now

just got here

got no thread

lada da do where did it go?

oh no

can't go post

by **Greater Independent Colorado** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:41 pm

The Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now

by **Serrus** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:42 pm

Greater Independent Colorado wrote:The Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now

That's just where he lives.

by **Arstotzmerika** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:35 pm

Serrus wrote:
Greater Independent Colorado wrote:The Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now

That's just where he lives.

but then zanzibar moved to oman

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:50 pm

I just went online
To explain the things I feel
To express the things I mean
And it felt so real
Now I'm doing alright
And I'm downright feeling okay

by **Arkeyana** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:52 pm

Heeeeeeeey said Raiders, eating a region for breakfast.

by **Esmerel** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:33 am

thanks for invading our homeland, said every raided region ever, who were all really getting tired of people invading their homeland.

by **Nescala** » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:02 am

"stop no you've been condemned by the wa and you're not supposed to take over regions..."

"how 'bout i do anyway?"

by **Esmerel** » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:32 am

and they enjoyed it so much they *censored* westphalia way too hard.
they should probably just deny it

by **Esmerel** » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:45 am

the collapse of westphalia in perfect detail

who’s in westphalia?

invaders

who are invaders?

non-westphalians, said the westphalians, being invaded by non-westphalians.

rip westphalia. actually only part of it. maybe they made a new region and it’s fine. but it’s not exactly westphalia anymore, so let’s give it a new name.

by **Arstotzmerika** » Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:11 pm

"eastland" is what they called it

and it became so goddamn profitable you might not forget to not raid it

by **Esmerel** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:53 am

the entire country of esmerel is so rich they’re going on tour to let everyone know.

“wow, that nation’s rich,” everyone said.

wait how does an entire nation go on tour

by **Arstotzmerika** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:46 pm

Esmerel wrote:the entire country of esmerel is so rich they’re going on tour to let everyone know.

“wow, that nation’s rich,” everyone said.

wait how does an entire nation go on tour

it doesn't, only its leader does that

anyway the leader or whatever of esmerel showed everyone he was goddamn rich that it was so goddamn profitable

by **Xefron** » Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:13 am

china is whole again...

then it broke again...

by **Serrus** » Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:57 pm

Xefron wrote:china is whole again...

then it broke again...

Luckily Buddhism made it before it broke again.

by **Esmerel** » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:14 pm

whoops, half of europe just died...

by **Okstovskaya** » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:21 am

hey capitalists!
are you losing profit?
well now you can buy your way out of hell.
that's bullshit
this whole thing is bullshit
that's a scam
fuck the caps
here's 170 reasons why, said karl marx, in his new book, which might have "accidentally" started the workers' reformation.

by **Serrus** » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:02 am

Okstovskaya wrote:hey capitalists!
are you losing profit?
well now you can buy your way out of hell.
that's bullshit
this whole thing is bullshit
that's a scam
fuck the caps
here's 170 reasons why, said karl marx, in his new book, which might have "accidentally" started the workers' reformation.

"You could make a religion out of this," said Stalin.
"no don't," said everyone else.
Then Stalin was all like how bout I do anyway?
and his weird cult was put into place, along with all the weirdness that came with it.

by **Arstotzmerika** » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:36 am

he was ~~great~~ terrible
and now hes dead
but then some other guy comes along and tells everyone that stalin is actually very bad with his personality cult
so this new guy then deletes the personality cult and makes a new, better government
but then most of the stalinists leave

by **Serrus** » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:48 am

Arstotzmerika wrote:he was ~~great~~ terrible
and now hes dead
but then some other guy comes along and tells everyone that stalin is actually very bad with his personality cult
so this new guy then deletes the personality cult and makes a new, better government
but then most of the stalinists leave

Russia was whole again
Then it broke again

by **Arstotzmerika** » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:49 am

atleast russia is still russia
they just lost their neighboring states

aw frick now russia has crappy port access

by **Okstovskaya** » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:15 pm

well i guess we'll have to find another way to the world, said russia, scrambling where and how to find another way to trade their stuff.

i know, said putin, traveling to erdoğan's country and xi's country to negotiate
but the big spotlight is here (istanbul)

let's just keep it cool, said putin to erdoğan
and they're now planning to lift sanctions put on each other
hell yeah! now we've got business, said both countries
hopefully the nato won't mind

the bill wurtz thread, i guess

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