Star Wars: The Force Shall Free Us All

[Yusseria]

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

I hope it's legit cause it looks like we may finally get to see the Knights of Ren.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

It's very white. Striking, but kinda hard to look at.

Rey's lightsaber looks weird. Is it meant to be that short and pale?

Where is precious cinnamon Rose? Boot Knights of Lame and give their spot to her.

They gave Kylo back his mask. Abrams, y u no understand themes of previous movie? Hope this isn't real.

[Valrifell]

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

I'm sorry but does C3PO have a fucking gun?!

[Valrifell]

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

It's very white. Striking, but kinda hard to look at.

Rey's lightsaber looks weird. Is it meant to be that short and pale?

Where is precious cinnamon Rose? Boot Knights of Lame and give their spot to her.

They gave Kylo back his mask. Abrams, y u no understand themes of previous movie? Hope this isn't real.

Abrams is probably going to undo the good story beats that Johnson set up and force it back to his "mystery box" ethos.

"Rey! The cave lied to you! Your parents are a MYYyyyyYYyyYYssssTTTtteeeRRRRrrYYY OooOOOooooO!"

Qui Gon Jinn's force ghost.

[Ism]

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

Why does C-3PO have a bowcaster?

Also, if this is real, it looks like there are 4 or 5 new characters being introduced, plush the Knights of Ren and Lando. That concerns me deeply. Not as much as 3PO with a bowcaster, but still.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

I'm sorry but does C3PO have a fucking gun?!

He got separatist flashbacks and took up arms to gun down the jedi dogs.

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

It's very white. Striking, but kinda hard to look at.

Rey's lightsaber looks weird. Is it meant to be that short and pale?

Where is precious cinnamon Rose? Boot Knights of Lame and give their spot to her.

They gave Kylo back his mask. Abrams, y u no understand themes of previous movie? Hope this isn't real.

I like the whiteness, makes for a nice contrast for the central imagery. Same with the red from the TLJ posters.

I think her new lightsaber could be a white blade and is probably just not all in the poster.

Hopefully becoming a better character, also no u go away

True. But i like the mask haha

[Ism]

It's very white. Striking, but kinda hard to look at.

Rey's lightsaber looks weird. Is it meant to be that short and pale?

Where is precious cinnamon Rose? Boot Knights of Lame and give their spot to her.

They gave Kylo back his mask. Abrams, y u no understand themes of previous movie? Hope this isn't real.

Abrams is probably going to undo the good story beats that Johnson set up and force it back to his "mystery box" ethos.

"Rey! The cave lied to you! Your parents are a MYYyyyyYYyyYYssssTTTtteeeRRRRrrYYY OooOOOooooO!"

Qui Gon Jinn's force ghost.

I wouldn’t count on that. He’s been pretty vocal in his support for some of Rian’s decisions, including Rey’s parentage.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Looks like there's something wrong with C3PO's face too.

It's very white. Striking, but kinda hard to look at.

Rey's lightsaber looks weird. Is it meant to be that short and pale?

Where is precious cinnamon Rose? Boot Knights of Lame and give their spot to her.

They gave Kylo back his mask. Abrams, y u no understand themes of previous movie? Hope this isn't real.

Abrams is probably going to undo the good story beats that Johnson set up and force it back to his "mystery box" ethos.

"Rey! The cave lied to you! Your parents are a MYYyyyyYYyyYYssssTTTtteeeRRRRrrYYY OooOOOooooO!"

Qui Gon Jinn's force ghost.

The opening crawl is literally just a series of yellow question marks. Then the film is two hours of abstract noises and dialogue jumbled together from previous films. Then the credits roll but they're all just question marks too. As you leave the cinema, you find the lobby empty and all the lights turned off, save one, which flickers at the far end. A machine is on, choking up an endless ribbon of tickets, all of them for the Phantom Menace. As you make for the door, you see that all the "Now Showing" posters have been replaced with films from the '80s.

Then you leave and go home. This is called Good Drama.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Hopefully becoming a better character, also no u go away

Even more precious and cinnamon-y? Yay!

'kay, I decided the Knights of Ren can stay, but four out of six have to be women of colour. Of the remaining two, one is a disabled lesbian. The other is played by Kathleen Kennedy. In a "Force is Female" T-shirt.

[Ism]

Looks like there's something wrong with C3PO's face too.

Abrams is probably going to undo the good story beats that Johnson set up and force it back to his "mystery box" ethos.

"Rey! The cave lied to you! Your parents are a MYYyyyyYYyyYYssssTTTtteeeRRRRrrYYY OooOOOooooO!"

Qui Gon Jinn's force ghost.

The opening crawl is literally just a series of yellow question marks. Then the film is two hours of abstract noises and dialogue jumbled together from previous films. Then the credits roll but they're all just question marks too. As you leave the cinema, you find the lobby empty and all the lights turned off, save one, which flickers at the far end. A machine is on, choking up an endless ribbon of tickets, all of them for the Phantom Menace. As you make for the door, you see that all the "Now Showing" posters have been replaced with films from the '80s.

Then you leave and go home. This is called Good Drama.

Shut up and take this Oscar!

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Looks like there's something wrong with C3PO's face too.

The opening crawl is literally just a series of yellow question marks. Then the film is two hours of abstract noises and dialogue jumbled together from previous films. Then the credits roll but they're all just question marks too. As you leave the cinema, you find the lobby empty and all the lights turned off, save one, which flickers at the far end. A machine is on, choking up an endless ribbon of tickets, all of them for the Phantom Menace. As you make for the door, you see that all the "Now Showing" posters have been replaced with films from the '80s.

Then you leave and go home. This is called Good Drama.

Shut up and take this Oscar!

Oscar...singular?

Well, I guess the Academy can go fuck itself.

[The first Galactic Republic]

The real Force Awakens was the friends we made along the way.

[Fedel]

Potential new love interest for Finn? Tico may have some competition.

[Fedel]

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

Where is precious cinnamon Rose?

Lmfao.

[Fedel]

Abrams is probably going to undo the good story beats that Johnson set up

What good story beats?

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Where is precious cinnamon Rose?

Lmfao.

"edited 2 times"

Sorry, I've got to ask; how did a comment that short end up needing two edits?

[Fedel]

Lmfao.

"edited 2 times"

Sorry, I've got to ask; how did a comment that short end up needing two edits?

None of your beeswax.

[Ism]

Lmfao.

"edited 2 times"

Sorry, I've got to ask; how did a comment that short end up needing two edits?

You don’t know the power of the Spellcheckside of the Force.

[Valrifell]

Abrams is probably going to undo the good story beats that Johnson set up and force it back to his "mystery box" ethos.

"Rey! The cave lied to you! Your parents are a MYYyyyyYYyyYYssssTTTtteeeRRRRrrYYY OooOOOooooO!"

Qui Gon Jinn's force ghost.

I wouldn’t count on that. He’s been pretty vocal in his support for some of Rian’s decisions, including Rey’s parentage.

Good good, I haven't been keeping track and was very concerned that Abrams would hijack the narrative when he was put back in charge.

Though Kylo's helmet being back makes me think Abrams either didn't understand the symbolism of TLJ (which is weird because it was very heavy handed) or the poster in question is fake. Where was this deleted off Twitter again?

[Ism]

I wouldn’t count on that. He’s been pretty vocal in his support for some of Rian’s decisions, including Rey’s parentage.

Good good, I haven't been keeping track and was very concerned that Abrams would hijack the narrative when he was put back in charge.

Though Kylo's helmet being back makes me think Abrams either didn't understand the symbolism of TLJ (which is weird because it was very heavy handed) or the poster in question is fake. Where was this deleted off Twitter again?

It’s either fake, and I am leaning towards that option, or an bad sign for Episode IX.

[Northern Davincia]

Good good, I haven't been keeping track and was very concerned that Abrams would hijack the narrative when he was put back in charge.

Though Kylo's helmet being back makes me think Abrams either didn't understand the symbolism of TLJ (which is weird because it was very heavy handed) or the poster in question is fake. Where was this deleted off Twitter again?

It’s either fake, and I am leaning towards that option, or an bad sign for Episode IX.

The signs were never good to begin with.

[Fedel]

It’s either fake, and I am leaning towards that option, or an bad sign for Episode IX.

The signs were never good to begin with.

People often blind themselves to unpleasant truths.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

Wait... the Resistance now has proper Y-Wing bombers?

What dimension am I in?!


Also, I'm thinking they've written themselves into a corner.

[Fedel]

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

Also, I'm thinking they've written themselves into a corner.

Surprise. Surprise.

[Ism]

It’s either fake, and I am leaning towards that option, or an bad sign for Episode IX.

The signs were never good to begin with.

I agree, this is just the latest cause for concern. Assuming it's real, of course.

Leaked episode IX poster that was removed from twitter

Wait... the Resistance now has proper Y-Wing bombers?

What dimension am I in?!


Also, I'm thinking they've written themselves into a corner.

What corner would that be?


Also, didn't see the Y-Wings. That's another reason to be skeptical of this poster.