Pax Nerdvana wrote:The first Galactic Republic wrote:The Star Wars community sure is divided right now, but I can't wait for The Mandalorian. It'll really encapsulate what makes the series great.
This is basically going to be the grittiest thing you've ever seen. The main character is a MANdalorian who goes around kneecapping rebel scum while sexing big tiddy girls with his thirteen inch schlong. When he's not being a complete badass, he spends time trolling snowflakes with FACTS and LOGIC and he doesn't do chores because he doesn't care what his mom thinks. Also he says bad words because this is a gritty, mature R-rated series.
Directed by Taika Waititi, with Christopher Nolan added for maximum mindfuckery. Can't wait.
That'd be pretty sweet. How about we get Chuck Norris to play the main character?
With Chuck Norris as a young Snoke.