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Leia Oregano Solo
4
13%
Padmé Amidala
9
29%
Jyn Erso
9
29%
Rey
7
23%
Mon Mothma
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Shmi Skywalker
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Beru Whitesun
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Rose Tico
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Qi'ra
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Total votes : 31

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Postby New haven america » Wed May 15, 2019 3:26 pm

Bralia wrote:I'm mad. I want to compare a Game of Thrones character to a Star Wars character, but apparently I can't place spoilers in spoilers and I can't be bothered to work around this shit right now.

So I'll just say that the Rule of Two founder has a twin and be done with it.

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Postby Ism » Wed May 15, 2019 4:12 pm

-Ocelot- wrote:
Bralia wrote:I'm mad. I want to compare a Game of Thrones character to a Star Wars character, but apparently I can't place spoilers in spoilers and I can't be bothered to work around this shit right now.

So I'll just say that the Rule of Two founder has a twin and be done with it.


GOT spoilers.

Daenerys is much like Darth Revan. Benevolent person with great skills and good intentions who suffered enough losses and traumatic events to succumb to the dark side. Becoming even more powerful but also losing their original purpose in life. Revan was stopped by his former friends. Will the same happen with Dany?

Darth Vader is quite like Gregor Clegane. Almost died and only live through unnatural means. Bodyguards of the emperor/queen with unmatched combat skills. Sadist and reclusive. Spent much of his life killing in the name of their lieges.

Rey is like Gendry Baratheon. Parentage unknown. Skillful with amazing potential but low-class for a great deal of their lives. Eventually become something greater.

Kylo Ren is like Stannis Baratheon. They are both dutiful and believe they must capture their rightful position of power. They have amazing skills but you can feel they put them to bad use. Always moving forward, no matter what. Not afraid of taking a risky and radical decision to keep going, even if it means to change their name and turn to literal Satanism. Kinslaying for the sake of progressing towards their goal. Have good intentions deep down but they end up doing horrible things instead.


This post has left me scarred and deformed.

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Postby Fedel » Wed May 15, 2019 4:36 pm

Ism wrote:
-Ocelot- wrote:
GOT spoilers.

Daenerys is much like Darth Revan. Benevolent person with great skills and good intentions who suffered enough losses and traumatic events to succumb to the dark side. Becoming even more powerful but also losing their original purpose in life. Revan was stopped by his former friends. Will the same happen with Dany?

Darth Vader is quite like Gregor Clegane. Almost died and only live through unnatural means. Bodyguards of the emperor/queen with unmatched combat skills. Sadist and reclusive. Spent much of his life killing in the name of their lieges.

Rey is like Gendry Baratheon. Parentage unknown. Skillful with amazing potential but low-class for a great deal of their lives. Eventually become something greater.

Kylo Ren is like Stannis Baratheon. They are both dutiful and believe they must capture their rightful position of power. They have amazing skills but you can feel they put them to bad use. Always moving forward, no matter what. Not afraid of taking a risky and radical decision to keep going, even if it means to change their name and turn to literal Satanism. Kinslaying for the sake of progressing towards their goal. Have good intentions deep down but they end up doing horrible things instead.


This post has left me scarred and deformed.


LMAO.

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Postby -Ocelot- » Wed May 15, 2019 10:31 pm

Ism wrote:
-Ocelot- wrote:
GOT spoilers.

Daenerys is much like Darth Revan. Benevolent person with great skills and good intentions who suffered enough losses and traumatic events to succumb to the dark side. Becoming even more powerful but also losing their original purpose in life. Revan was stopped by his former friends. Will the same happen with Dany?

Darth Vader is quite like Gregor Clegane. Almost died and only live through unnatural means. Bodyguards of the emperor/queen with unmatched combat skills. Sadist and reclusive. Spent much of his life killing in the name of their lieges.

Rey is like Gendry Baratheon. Parentage unknown. Skillful with amazing potential but low-class for a great deal of their lives. Eventually become something greater.

Kylo Ren is like Stannis Baratheon. They are both dutiful and believe they must capture their rightful position of power. They have amazing skills but you can feel they put them to bad use. Always moving forward, no matter what. Not afraid of taking a risky and radical decision to keep going, even if it means to change their name and turn to literal Satanism. Kinslaying for the sake of progressing towards their goal. Have good intentions deep down but they end up doing horrible things instead.


This post has left me scarred and deformed.


Right I forgot about Palpatine.

Palp is like the Targaryen dynasty. Has the spite of Aerys, the strategic intelligence of Aegon, the cruelty of Maegor and possesses the ancient knowledge of the Sith, just like Targs possess the knowledge and magic of the ancient Valyrians. He believes he must reign supreme because he is a Sith. Is ok with imposing a draconian rule (get it?) and is ok with destroying entire cities planets to remove threats. Wants to unify the realm galaxy and does so successfully for the most part (ahem, Dorne). Has a powerful superweapon that spits fire and surpasses all other means of destruction by a long shot. Gets killed by his own bodyguard.
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Postby Fedel » Wed May 15, 2019 11:13 pm

Ocelot, you're aware that this can be done with pretty much any series and any characters, right?

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Postby -Ocelot- » Wed May 15, 2019 11:50 pm

Fedel wrote:Ocelot, you're aware that this can be done with pretty much any series and any characters, right?


Why is NS so allergic to fun
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Postby Baltenstein » Thu May 16, 2019 3:52 am

-Ocelot- wrote:
Bralia wrote:I'm mad. I want to compare a Game of Thrones character to a Star Wars character, but apparently I can't place spoilers in spoilers and I can't be bothered to work around this shit right now.

So I'll just say that the Rule of Two founder has a twin and be done with it.


GOT spoilers.

Daenerys is much like Darth Revan. Benevolent person with great skills and good intentions who suffered enough losses and traumatic events to succumb to the dark side. Becoming even more powerful but also losing their original purpose in life. Revan was stopped by his former friends. Will the same happen with Dany?

Darth Vader is quite like Gregor Clegane. Almost died and only live through unnatural means. Bodyguards of the emperor/queen with unmatched combat skills. Sadist and reclusive. Spent much of his life killing in the name of their lieges.

Rey is like Gendry Baratheon. Parentage unknown. Skillful with amazing potential but low-class for a great deal of their lives. Eventually become something greater.

Kylo Ren is like Stannis Baratheon. They are both dutiful and believe they must capture their rightful position of power. They have amazing skills but you can feel they put them to bad use. Always moving forward, no matter what. Not afraid of taking a risky and radical decision to keep going, even if it means to change their name and turn to literal Satanism. Kinslaying for the sake of progressing towards their goal. Have good intentions deep down but they end up doing horrible things instead.


Gregor: "Tywin Lannister never told you about your father..."
Sandor: "He told me enough. He told me YOU killed him!"
Gregor: "No, I am your father!"
Sandor: "...wat"
O'er the hills and o'er the main.
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain.
King George commands and we obey.
Over the hills and far away.


THE NORTH REMEMBERS

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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Fri May 17, 2019 3:29 pm

Anybody remember Durge? The old CW bounty hunter with insane regenerative abilities? I was wondering, what would happen if he fought Wolverine?

My guess is that even Spongebob wouldn't want to clean up the results of that one.

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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri May 17, 2019 3:33 pm

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:Anybody remember Durge? The old CW bounty hunter with insane regenerative abilities? I was wondering, what would happen if he fought Wolverine?

My guess is that even Spongebob wouldn't want to clean up the results of that one.

Yeah, that guy was cool.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Fri May 17, 2019 3:34 pm

My feeling of dread is only increasing as December approaches. I can't believe I'm saying this but Disney getting Star Wars is just about worse than Lucas and Co doing next to nothing with the franchise.
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Postby Fedel » Fri May 17, 2019 4:01 pm

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:Anybody remember Durge? The old CW bounty hunter with insane regenerative abilities? I was wondering, what would happen if he fought Wolverine?

My guess is that even Spongebob wouldn't want to clean up the results of that one.


Would be a great fight. They're both ultra durable with a great healing factor. Durge has got the size, strength and versatility advantage and Wolverine's got those adamantium claws that can slice and dice through pretty much anything.

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Postby Fedel » Fri May 17, 2019 4:02 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:My feeling of dread is only increasing as December approaches. I can't believe I'm saying this but Disney getting Star Wars is just about worse than Lucas and Co doing next to nothing with the franchise.


Don't worry. The creators of Game of Thrones Season 7 and 8 are ( not ) here to save the day!
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Fri May 17, 2019 4:55 pm

Fedel wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:My feeling of dread is only increasing as December approaches. I can't believe I'm saying this but Disney getting Star Wars is just about worse than Lucas and Co doing next to nothing with the franchise.


Don't worry. The creators of Game of Thrones Season 7 and 8 are ( not ) here to save the day!

GoT never interested me. I haven't even finished reading LOTR
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Postby Bralia » Fri May 17, 2019 10:36 pm

Ism wrote:
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Fuck, didnt work.


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I fucking did this. I did $EXACTLY this. (Fuck it, that accidental typo is hilarious, I'm keeping it in). I am next levels of furious that apparently the one change that makes everything work is making sure to customize the title of the larger spoiler bracket, the "Is this what you were trying to do". That doesn't make any god-damn sense at all.

Now . . .

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Postby Ism » Fri May 17, 2019 11:15 pm

Bralia wrote:
Ism wrote:
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I fucking did this. I did $EXACTLY this. (Fuck it, that accidental typo is hilarious, I'm keeping it in). I am next levels of furious that apparently the one change that makes everything work is making sure to customize the title of the larger spoiler bracket, the "Is this what you were trying to do". That doesn't make any god-damn sense at all.

Now . . .

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Good! Use your aggressive feelings, Bralia. Let the hate flow through you.

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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Sat May 18, 2019 8:07 am

Fedel wrote:
The Biggles Syndicate wrote:Anybody remember Durge? The old CW bounty hunter with insane regenerative abilities? I was wondering, what would happen if he fought Wolverine?

My guess is that even Spongebob wouldn't want to clean up the results of that one.


Would be a great fight. They're both ultra durable with a great healing factor. Durge has got the size, strength and versatility advantage and Wolverine's got those adamantium claws that can slice and dice through pretty much anything.

Maybe we could ask Death Battle but Durge isn't that well known. I bet the whole world''s surface would be ravaged and flattened before one falls. Both can come back from cells so it would take a while too.

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Postby Fedel » Sat May 18, 2019 10:23 am

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:
Fedel wrote:
Would be a great fight. They're both ultra durable with a great healing factor. Durge has got the size, strength and versatility advantage and Wolverine's got those adamantium claws that can slice and dice through pretty much anything.

Maybe we could ask Death Battle but Durge isn't that well known. I bet the whole world''s surface would be ravaged and flattened before one falls. Both can come back from cells so it would take a while too.


They don't like to do lesser known characters like that. Less views and more work for them.

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Postby Ameriganastan » Sat May 18, 2019 10:26 am

I mean, Wolverine died from a combination of old age, blood poisoning and misc injuries. Durge had to be tossed into the sun to be put down for good...
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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Sat May 18, 2019 11:02 am

Ameriganastan wrote:I mean, Wolverine died from a combination of old age, blood poisoning and misc injuries. Durge had to be tossed into the sun to be put down for good...

There are beefier versions of him.
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Postby Fedel » Sat May 18, 2019 11:19 am

Ameriganastan wrote:I mean, Wolverine died from a combination of old age, blood poisoning and misc injuries. Durge had to be tossed into the sun to be put down for good...


Pretty sure we're talking about comic Wolverine. Durge would stomp movie Wolverine.
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Postby Ism » Sat May 18, 2019 11:24 pm

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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Sun May 19, 2019 1:02 pm

Fedel wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:I mean, Wolverine died from a combination of old age, blood poisoning and misc injuries. Durge had to be tossed into the sun to be put down for good...


Pretty sure we're not talking about comic Wolverine. Durge would stomp movie Wolverine.

If it was comic Wolverine the fight would take potentially years, but Durge would get tired and just eat him or something.

That would still be a cool fight. In one corner, you have a grizzled old Canadian bodybuilder and in the other you have the galaxy's angriest bowl of sentient Pad Thai noodles.

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Postby Valrifell » Sun May 19, 2019 6:01 pm

Fedel wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:My feeling of dread is only increasing as December approaches. I can't believe I'm saying this but Disney getting Star Wars is just about worse than Lucas and Co doing next to nothing with the franchise.


Don't worry. The creators of Game of Thrones Season 7 and 8 are ( not ) here to save the day!


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Postby Valrifell » Sun May 19, 2019 6:03 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:My feeling of dread is only increasing as December approaches. I can't believe I'm saying this but Disney getting Star Wars is just about worse than Lucas and Co doing next to nothing with the franchise.


Detach yourself from these self-serious emotions, nothing matters and there will come a time when nobody remembers Star Wars. Why concern yourself as to get worked up months before the release?
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Postby Fedel » Mon May 20, 2019 12:10 am

Valrifell wrote:
Fedel wrote:
Don't worry. The creators of Game of Thrones Season 7 and 8 are ( not ) here to save the day!


Dispassionate writers aren't bad writers.


No, but bad writers are bad writers. :)

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