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Which character most aligns with what you want in a partner?

Luke Skywalker - Brave/Humble
3
4%
Leia Organa Solo - Outspoken/Kind
11
16%
Han Solo - Rogue-ish/Spontaneous
4
6%
Anakin Skywalker - Wears Heart on Sleeve/Devoted
3
4%
R2-D2 - Adventurous/Loyal
6
9%
C-3P0 - Etiquette-minded/Self-conscious
3
4%
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Patient/Good Father or Mother figure
16
24%
Padmé Amidala - Romantic/Likes to Look Attractive/Conflict Resolver
13
19%
Lando Calrissian - Luxurious/"Experienced"
2
3%
. . . hear me out, guys . . . Jar-Jar Binks - Goofball/Enjoys Life
7
10%
 
Total votes : 68

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Postby Ameriganastan » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:46 pm

I mean, it could be worse. She could dress like that blue chick. The one who got waxed during Order 66. Not sure how the Jedi let that one fly.
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Postby Idzequitch » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:49 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I mean, it could be worse. She could dress like that blue chick. The one who got waxed during Order 66. Not sure how the Jedi let that one fly.

That's Aayla. The subject of the Wookieepedia article on breasts, and probably the most sexualized Star Wars character of all time. Also, according to the Legends material, she was romatically involved with Kit Fisto for a time. Now that's a weird picture I won't get out of my head easily.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:52 pm

Idzequitch wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:I mean, it could be worse. She could dress like that blue chick. The one who got waxed during Order 66. Not sure how the Jedi let that one fly.

That's Aayla. The subject of the Wookieepedia article on breasts, and probably the most sexualized Star Wars character of all time. Also, according to the Legends material, she was romatically involved with Kit Fisto for a time. Now that's a weird picture I won't get out of my head easily.

Man, the Jedi have a real spotty track record with that "No romance" thing...
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Ameri does the impossible.
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Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Yusseria » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:01 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I mean, it could be worse. She could dress like that blue chick. The one who got waxed during Order 66. Not sure how the Jedi let that one fly.

Jedi all dressed differently. They didn't have uniforms.

Well, except for the Temple Guard, of course.
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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:54 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:That's Aayla. The subject of the Wookieepedia article on breasts, and probably the most sexualized Star Wars character of all time. Also, according to the Legends material, she was romatically involved with Kit Fisto for a time. Now that's a weird picture I won't get out of my head easily.

Man, the Jedi have a real spotty track record with that "No romance" thing...

Its Twi’lek culture for women to dress that way.

Now obviously the RL reason for that is because the writers wanted blue alien babes, or whatever the official term for that is, but in-universe no one’s making her dress that way.
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Postby Ism » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:21 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:That's Aayla. The subject of the Wookieepedia article on breasts, and probably the most sexualized Star Wars character of all time. Also, according to the Legends material, she was romatically involved with Kit Fisto for a time. Now that's a weird picture I won't get out of my head easily.

Man, the Jedi have a real spotty track record with that "No romance" thing...


Romance isn’t exactly barred, but attachment is, and it’s difficult to have the former without the latter.

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Postby Yusseria » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:38 pm

Ism wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Man, the Jedi have a real spotty track record with that "No romance" thing...


Romance isn’t exactly barred, but attachment is, and it’s difficult to have the former without the latter.

Kind of makes you wonder how the Jedi dealt with their... urges. Were they celibates or did they go to brothels?
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Postby Idzequitch » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:42 am

Ism wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Man, the Jedi have a real spotty track record with that "No romance" thing...


Romance isn’t exactly barred, but attachment is, and it’s difficult to have the former without the latter.

Though interestingly, because the Cerean birth rate was very low, and the population dwindling, Ki-Adi Mundi was allowed to have multiple wives.
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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:45 am

Idzequitch wrote:
The first Galactic Republic wrote:I think those are her collarbones. The show just has an art style that produces unnaturally blocky and harsh features at times, especially in the earlier seasons.

Some of her concept art shows her shirt was always going to be off the shoulders.

You could be right, but if so, those are some very intensely defined collarbones, forming a very distinct triangle shape above her sternum.

That link goes nowhere for me.
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Postby Idzequitch » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:51 am


Weird. It works for me. It's literally just a head shot of Ahsoka with an unobstructed view of the area in question. I'm sure you can find something just as good with the help of Google. But the question is not all that important regardless.
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Postby Platypus Bureaucracy » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:35 am

E12:
So invisibility potions? They're a thing now, apparently. Anyway:
Dear Dooku,

Look, I'm gonna level with you. Ventress is really, really boring, and if I'm honest, you're not exactly pulling your weight either. I figure if you try to murder her, either we'll be rid of her, or she'll survive and set off on a quest for revenge that might be exciting and give you both some good development. Sound good? Good.

Love and kisses,

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P.S. Make sure you let her know she's being betrayed before you try to murder her.
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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:16 am

Idzequitch wrote:
Ism wrote:
Romance isn’t exactly barred, but attachment is, and it’s difficult to have the former without the latter.

Though interestingly, because the Cerean birth rate was very low, and the population dwindling, Ki-Adi Mundi was allowed to have multiple wives.

And children too.
He taught them about the world, the galaxy, the friendly Wookies, and why that Clone Trooper was pointing a gun at his head.

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Postby Ism » Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:00 pm

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:Though interestingly, because the Cerean birth rate was very low, and the population dwindling, Ki-Adi Mundi was allowed to have multiple wives.

And children too.
He taught them about the world, the galaxy, the friendly Wookies, and why that Clone Trooper was pointing a gun at his head.


But did he teach them about the droid attack on the wookies?

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Postby The first Galactic Republic » Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:00 pm

Ism wrote:
The Biggles Syndicate wrote:And children too.
He taught them about the world, the galaxy, the friendly Wookies, and why that Clone Trooper was pointing a gun at his head.


But did he teach them about the droid attack on the wookies?

The droids are political idealists. Not murderers.
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Postby Ism » Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:35 pm

The first Galactic Republic wrote:
Ism wrote:
But did he teach them about the droid attack on the wookies?

The droids are political idealists. Not murderers.


Oh, I don't think so.



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Postby Yusseria » Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:42 pm

Ism wrote:
The first Galactic Republic wrote:The droids are political idealists. Not murderers.


Oh, I don't think so.



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:rofl: Why does this exist?
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Postby Eternal Lotharia » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:27 pm

Guys.

Guys.

I never realized this until now.

But the Jedi are literally just Muslim Warrior-Priests.

*It's been under our nose this whole time*
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... is this kinky?

Not until a rolled up magazine is used.

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Eternal Lotharia wrote:....
To be fair that's probably what most AOC, Gillum, and Bernie supporters think it is.

Which....

Guys..

Americans think they're Socialist but are not.

AMERICA IS A LIE!

... I don’t know how to respond to this.

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Postby Eternal Lotharia » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:36 pm

Platypus Bureaucracy wrote:E12:
So invisibility potions? They're a thing now, apparently. Anyway:
Dear Dooku,

Look, I'm gonna level with you. Ventress is really, really boring, and if I'm honest, you're not exactly pulling your weight either. I figure if you try to murder her, either we'll be rid of her, or she'll survive and set off on a quest for revenge that might be exciting and give you both some good development. Sound good? Good.

Love and kisses,

Sheev

P.S. Make sure you let her know she's being betrayed before you try to murder her.


See, I would say I actually prefer the pre-3D Clone Wars stuff, but Ahsoka was like, my biggest crush on a fictional character when young, and even now, she's still a great character to me. :p

So, I shall prefer the 3D Clone Wars stuff for my childhood waifu.
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Petrasylvania wrote:
Dahon wrote:
... is this kinky?

Not until a rolled up magazine is used.

Kowani wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:....
To be fair that's probably what most AOC, Gillum, and Bernie supporters think it is.

Which....

Guys..

Americans think they're Socialist but are not.

AMERICA IS A LIE!

... I don’t know how to respond to this.

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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:53 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:Guys.

Guys.

I never realized this until now.

But the Jedi are literally just Muslim Warrior-Priests.

*It's been under our nose this whole time*

Muslim how?
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Postby Eternal Lotharia » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:54 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:Guys.

Guys.

I never realized this until now.

But the Jedi are literally just Muslim Warrior-Priests.

*It's been under our nose this whole time*

Muslim how?

Surrendering themselves fully to Allah//the force

Acting out Allah/the force's will

Becoming one with Allah/the force

Fighting Dark forces


Need I go on?
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Petrasylvania wrote:
Dahon wrote:
... is this kinky?

Not until a rolled up magazine is used.

Kowani wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:....
To be fair that's probably what most AOC, Gillum, and Bernie supporters think it is.

Which....

Guys..

Americans think they're Socialist but are not.

AMERICA IS A LIE!

... I don’t know how to respond to this.

This nation's Policies partially represent my views, partially are experimental, same thing with how my nation is in RP.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:57 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Muslim how?

Surrendering themselves fully to Allah//the force

Acting out Allah/the force's will

Becoming one with Allah/the force

Fighting Dark forces


Need I go on?

That's a thing with priests in general, even Christian ones. Especially buddhist monks.

Work on your shitposting desu
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Postby Bloodshade » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:12 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
But the Jedi are literally just Muslim Warrior-Priests.

*It's been under our nose this whole time*


Wouldn't it be Muslim Warrior-Imam then? :P

Eternal Lotharia wrote:See, I would say I actually prefer the pre-3D Clone Wars stuff, but Ahsoka was like, my biggest crush on a fictional character when young, and even now, she's still a great character to me. :p

So, I shall prefer the 3D Clone Wars stuff for my childhood waifu.


Every-time I compare 3D Grievious to my 2D boy.

3D Clone Wars spoilerinos

Still, he did have some epic scenes in TCW like that one time when he went to Dathomir and smashed up the Night-Sisters. Seeing the droids and Night-Sisters fight was like seeing two horrors clash against one another. Oh yeah, rip Dakka Dakka
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