Star Wars: The Force Shall Free Us All

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

No, it's not. What's there to argue against? You don't get it. Although the issue isn't that you don't get TLJ (although that is obviously true too)

That took only ~4 sentences to get to.

One of these days, you're gonna have to put your money where your mouth is.

Oh, who am I kidding? This is the internet. You'll carry on avoiding it forever.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Will you two go make love already.


You can even talk about sand.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Will you two go make love already.


You can even talk about sand.

Make love to a human? How dare you? I am a good platypus who sticks to other monotremes.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Will you two go make love already.


You can even talk about sand.

Make love to a human? How dare you? I am a good platypus who sticks to other monotremes.

Platypuses are not real.

[New haven america]

Will you two go make love already.


You can even talk about sand.

Hey, I was betting that it would be KragxPlatypus.

I'm just the weird guy peeking through the curtains and watching stuff go down.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Make love to a human? How dare you? I am a good platypus who sticks to other monotremes.

Platypuses are not real.

That's racist.

[Purpelia]

Platypuses are not real.

That's racist.

Well to be fair it's kind of hard to believe in the existence of a tooth billed duck-beaver-thing that lays eggs, sweats milk and has poison claws. It's one of those things where reality is stranger than any fiction.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

That's racist.

Well to be fair it's kind of hard to believe in the existence of a tooth billed duck-beaver-thing that lays eggs, sweats milk and has poison claws. It's one of those things where reality is stranger than any fiction.

Ugh, such ignorance. We don't lay eggs and have poison spurs. It's one or the other.

[Purpelia]

Well to be fair it's kind of hard to believe in the existence of a tooth billed duck-beaver-thing that lays eggs, sweats milk and has poison claws. It's one of those things where reality is stranger than any fiction.

Ugh, such ignorance. We don't lay eggs and have poison spurs. It's one or the other.

But you can understand why I would be hesitant to lift your tail to see which is which.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Ugh, such ignorance. We don't lay eggs and have poison spurs. It's one or the other.

But you can understand why I would be hesitant to lift your tail to see which is which.

Obviously. Respect for the pure majesty of my species.

[Pax Nerdvana]

I am really quite surprised to see that IG-88 has gotten so much love in the poll. As much as I thought he was worth something enough to include in the poll, what did he actually do to earn such idolatry?

Ever read Tales of the Bounty Hunter? He's the droid that almost took over the galaxy. V_V

And that's why he's awesome.

[Purpelia]

But you can understand why I would be hesitant to lift your tail to see which is which.

Obviously. Respect for the pure majesty of my species.

I just don't want to get sweat-milk all over my hands. Eww.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Aaand TCW is back to being really good. Who knows how long it'll keep it up for?

The Deserter was really sweet, if a tad ham-fisted with its themes. And, most importantly, adorable Twi'lek kids adopted by a clone!

The Grievous-Kenobi sections were still naff, though, and completely disrupted the genuinely tense climactic scenes on the farm. It's a shame episode III was a thing. If it weren't for that, they could have killed off this dud character already.

[Ameriganastan]

Aaand TCW is back to being really good. Who knows how long it'll keep it up for?

The Deserter was really sweet, if a tad ham-fisted with its themes. And, most importantly, adorable Twi'lek kids adopted by a clone!

The Grievous-Kenobi sections were still naff, though, and completely disrupted the genuinely tense climactic scenes on the farm. It's a shame episode III was a thing. If it weren't for that, they could have killed off this dud character already.

God, I remember how cool Grievous was in the 2003 cartoon. Why couldn't we have kept that guy?

[The Huskar Social Union]

Aaand TCW is back to being really good. Who knows how long it'll keep it up for?

The Deserter was really sweet, if a tad ham-fisted with its themes. And, most importantly, adorable Twi'lek kids adopted by a clone!

The Grievous-Kenobi sections were still naff, though, and completely disrupted the genuinely tense climactic scenes on the farm. It's a shame episode III was a thing. If it weren't for that, they could have killed off this dud character already.

God, I remember how cool Grievous was in the 2003 cartoon. Why couldn't we have kept that guy?

I know right.

Man im such a fucking fan boy for that grievous.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

God, I remember how cool Grievous was in the 2003 cartoon. Why couldn't we have kept that guy?

I know right.

Man im such a fucking fan boy for that grievous.

Mostly silent, scary, deadly, and nearly impossible to kill. Unless you're a pissed off Mace Windu or Obi-Wan Kenobi of course.

Wave goodbye to him now, you'll never, ever see him again unless Filoni ramps him up or if Disney has bigger financial losses.

[Autarkheia]

I might be a contrarian but I don't get the hype about the original Grievous. He's way too OP and it stretches credibility. It's already ridiculous enough that there's a normie cyborg alien who happens to have four arms and can fight and kill a single Jedi with their own weapon, let alone four of them at once.

Also Episode III should've left in the deleted scene where he kills Shaak Ti, because the part about him being a Jedi killer wasn't explained very well in the movie. He just has random lightsabers from nowhere and it doesn't make sense why he uses them, since he seems to really suck at it. The Clone Wars at least shows him as being more competent than the movie does even if he is still a bit of a joke compared to the original Clone Wars.

I am really quite surprised to see that IG-88 has gotten so much love in the poll. As much as I thought he was worth something enough to include in the poll, what did he actually do to earn such idolatry?

Star Wars fans are notorious for hyping up characters that look cool but don't do anything. IG-88 literally is in one scene where he stands there and says nothing.

Having said that, the part in the game Shadows of the Empire where you fight him on Ord Mantell is cool. But him taking over the Death Star was a silly idea and I'm glad the canon reboot got rid of it.

[Ameriganastan]

I might be a contrarian but I don't get the hype about the original Grievous. He's way too OP and it stretches credibility. It's already ridiculous enough that there's a normie cyborg alien who happens to have four arms and can fight and kill a single Jedi with their own weapon, let alone four of them at once.

Of course he was OP. That's why he was so cool.

[Autarkheia]

Agree to disagree, I guess.

[Kowani]

I might be a contrarian but I don't get the hype about the original Grievous. He's way too OP and it stretches credibility. It's already ridiculous enough that there's a normie cyborg alien who happens to have four arms and can fight and kill a single Jedi with their own weapon, let alone four of them at once.

Of course he was OP. That's why he was so cool.

He was believably OP though. He wasn’t an anime Isekai protagonist à la Kirito. There’s still tension.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Is it even meaningful to talk about an antagonist being OP? OP-ness is only a problem when you've got a heroic character who's so powerful they can resolve the conflict without needing to undergo any sort of change. An OP villain is...just a villain your heroes are going to have to work really hard to beat.

I guess if they were so powerful there was no sense in anyone even trying to beat them, so your story just disappears into a vortex of grimdarkness.

[Kowani]

I guess if they were so powerful there was no sense in anyone even trying to beat them, so your story just disappears into a vortex of grimdarkness.

Warhammer 40k laughs at your broken corpse. Forever. While torturing your mind. Forever.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I guess if they were so powerful there was no sense in anyone even trying to beat them, so your story just disappears into a vortex of grimdarkness.

Warhammer 40k laughs at your broken corpse. Forever. While torturing your mind. Forever.

Tbf 40K is trash.

[Kowani]

Warhammer 40k laughs at your broken corpse. Forever. While torturing your mind. Forever.

Tbf 40K is trash.

Now y’see, this is what we call heresy. Thou ist objectively wrong.

[Dylar]

Warhammer 40k laughs at your broken corpse. Forever. While torturing your mind. Forever.

Tbf 40K is trash.