by Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:07 pm
by United Celtic Peoples » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:10 pm
-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf
by Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:12 pm
United Celtic Peoples wrote:I managed to get a whole bunch of unlikely and practically stupid ships into Sims 4.
You ever wondered what the child of Widowmaker from Overwatch and Benito Mussolini looked like?
by Pilarcraft » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:16 pm
B.P.D.: Dossier on parallel home-worlds released, will be updated regularly to include more encountered in the Convergence.
by United Celtic Peoples » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:23 pm
-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf
by Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:29 pm
by Giovenith » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:33 pm
by Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:37 pm
Giovenith wrote:Oh jeeze.
Well, one time I tried to get a male Sim to impregnate every woman in town. I got to about ten babies before the game wouldn't let me impregnate any more for some reason.
Another time, I married off a fairy to a thirst ghost vampire, and out of a glitch, the baby came out as a thirst ghost vampire fairy hybrid. I was psyched, but I had the dad go visit his family for two fucking days, and lo behold I come back to see that his dumbass wife had been starving the children and lost the hybrid to child services. I had him divorce her.
Another time, I tried to see if I could repopulate an entire town from scratch only using a handful of Sims. It was difficult because the little fuckers wouldn't stop bitching about how cheating is wrong and arguing with each other over it.
Another time, I created a ghost girl to move in with my family to be their maid and nanny. For some reason, the ghost would always "Boo!" every time she saw the husband, and this weird red glowing ball would fly out of him. Pretty soon he began walking through walls and his family acted like he had died. Before I knew it, he had been turned into a ghost, and the ghost made started flirting with him. I didn't do this on purpose and it wasn't a game feature, so I restarted the game before this happened but the same thing happened. I still don't know what happened.
Another time, I hired a babysitter and trapped her in a confined display case on my front lawn. I made her bald, put her in silly clothes, and watched as she wet herself and grew tired yet was unable to pass out on the floor due to the cramped space. I occasionally gave her rotten food to eat, but eventually just let her starve in there (I tried to set her on fire, but it wouldn't work).
Another time, I filled the town with so many children that when it was time for them to go to school, they all had to go in one at a time, and it took so long that the school day was over before even all of them went in.
Another time, I tried to play out a story where my Sim would adopt an abused girl by making the girl's family hate her and then killing them in a fire. Unfortunately, while I was busy trying to kill them, the Sim died because she swam too long in the swimming people.
Another time, I tried to make my house haunted with sexy thirst ghosts, so I made a huge family out of them and then used the cheat to starve them so I could send my main Sim to collect their urns. Unfortunately, I had given them all the Unlucky trait, which I didn't know at the time made Sims immune from death by anything but old age. So the Grim Reaper just kept bringing them back to life! I just sat there killing them over, and over, and over, and then watching with frustration as Death flew to their piles of ashes one by one and resurrected them. Eventually I gave up.
That's all I can think of at the moment.
by Giovenith » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:47 pm
by Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:51 pm
Giovenith wrote:Just remembered:
I was trying to grow a garden, but the zombies that came out every full moon kept eating my plants. This was before I knew to lock them out with fences, so in desperation, I started just deleting them. Over time, I noticed that the town had grown surprisingly quiet. I realized that the zombies had not simply been randomly generated NPCs, but were the temporarily effected members of the town! So I basically accidentally genocided my entire community just to protect my lettuce plants.
Another time, I had my Sim be a gold digger by stealing Nick Alto. During their marriage, their house was robbed by a burglar. He was caught, but I noticed that he was now considered a known Sim, so I had her cheat on Nick with the man who robbed their house. I then killed off Nick by having him drown (which was one of his fears) and having her marry the burglar. They're expecting a baby right now.
I promise I do occasionally play normal, nice families.
by United Celtic Peoples » Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:02 am
-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf
by Minoa » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:54 pm
by Comapoom » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:30 pm
by Reploid Productions » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:35 am
Comapoom wrote: This link should be to his crazy video of bad SIMs logic. Creepy how a sim family can live. [url]
https://www.facebook.com/OfficialCalbel ... tvwdu99FMI
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One crazy thing which I did. I made an apartment building. Moved parents out of the house instead of the kid when they grew up, giving the parents all of their furniture and then locked the door so only they can go in or out of the apartment.
I did also try and fail to make an orphanage, after my sim’s kids were taken away.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Blakullar » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:07 am
by Caracasus » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:14 am
by Cadonica » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:31 am
Martigues wrote:What was the craziest thing you did in the Sims series? For example (this didn't happen, I just made it up), you created a "prison" in The Sims 3 and trapped Sims in it.
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