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The Sims: Craziest Thing You Have Done

Postby Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:07 pm

What was the craziest thing you did in the Sims series? For example (this didn't happen, I just made it up), you created a "prison" in The Sims 3 and trapped Sims in it.

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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:10 pm

I managed to get a whole bunch of unlikely and practically stupid ships into Sims 4.

You ever wondered what the child of Widowmaker from Overwatch and Benito Mussolini looked like?
IC Name: Celtic Union
-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf

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Postby Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:12 pm

United Celtic Peoples wrote:I managed to get a whole bunch of unlikely and practically stupid ships into Sims 4.

You ever wondered what the child of Widowmaker from Overwatch and Benito Mussolini looked like?

Interesting

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Postby Pilarcraft » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:16 pm

legit played a modern millenial's life. Extremely Small House. no promotion, no raise, the Sim getting more and more depressed. Eventually one day he went into fire and refused to come out.
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Postby Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:17 pm

My family in The Sims 3 currently has a private graveyard. It's going to fill up soon...

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Postby Xuswaycia » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:21 pm

Trapped a Sim in his house with no doors and nothing at all but a single blank room.

Then I messed with him some more by sending some ghosts to haunt him.
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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:23 pm

Martigues wrote:
United Celtic Peoples wrote:I managed to get a whole bunch of unlikely and practically stupid ships into Sims 4.

You ever wondered what the child of Widowmaker from Overwatch and Benito Mussolini looked like?

Interesting

Yeah. There were alot of crackships in the game. Eric Cartman x Clementine from the Walking Dead, Peppermint Patty x Morty from Rick and Morty, Handsome Jack x Katy perry, the list could go on.
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If I ever get around to it, I might boot up my old game and reestablish the Overwatch characters, maybe get together more couples, or even, if I'm desperate, add some "OCs" from my nation.


I also once took a black NPC child, lead him down to the basement of my sims' house, removed the door and left him to starve to death.
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IC Name: Celtic Union
-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf

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Not Crazy, Still Interesting

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Postby Giovenith » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:33 pm

Oh jeeze.

Well, one time I tried to get a male Sim to impregnate every woman in town. I got to about ten babies before the game wouldn't let me impregnate any more for some reason.

Another time, I married off a fairy to a thirst ghost vampire, and out of a glitch, the baby came out as a thirst ghost vampire fairy hybrid. I was psyched, but I had the dad go visit his family for two fucking days, and lo behold I come back to see that his dumbass wife had been starving the children and lost the hybrid to child services. I had him divorce her.

Another time, I tried to see if I could repopulate an entire town from scratch only using a handful of Sims. It was difficult because the little fuckers wouldn't stop bitching about how cheating is wrong and arguing with each other over it.

Another time, I created a ghost girl to move in with my family to be their maid and nanny. For some reason, the ghost would always "Boo!" every time she saw the husband, and this weird red glowing ball would fly out of him. Pretty soon he began walking through walls and his family acted like he had died. Before I knew it, he had been turned into a ghost, and the ghost made started flirting with him. I didn't do this on purpose and it wasn't a game feature, so I restarted the game before this happened but the same thing happened. I still don't know what happened.

Another time, I hired a babysitter and trapped her in a confined display case on my front lawn. I made her bald, put her in silly clothes, and watched as she wet herself and grew tired yet was unable to pass out on the floor due to the cramped space. I occasionally gave her rotten food to eat, but eventually just let her starve in there (I tried to set her on fire, but it wouldn't work).

Another time, I filled the town with so many children that when it was time for them to go to school, they all had to go in one at a time, and it took so long that the school day was over before even all of them went in.

Another time, I tried to play out a story where my Sim would adopt an abused girl by making the girl's family hate her and then killing them in a fire. Unfortunately, while I was busy trying to kill them, the Sim died because she swam too long in the swimming pool.

Another time, I tried to make my house haunted with sexy thirst ghosts, so I made a huge family out of them and then used the cheat to starve them so I could send my main Sim to collect their urns. Unfortunately, I had given them all the Unlucky trait, which I didn't know at the time made Sims immune from death by anything but old age. So the Grim Reaper just kept bringing them back to life! I just sat there killing them over, and over, and over, and then watching with frustration as Death flew to their piles of ashes one by one and resurrected them. Eventually I gave up.

That's all I can think of at the moment.
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Postby Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:37 pm

Giovenith wrote:Oh jeeze.

Well, one time I tried to get a male Sim to impregnate every woman in town. I got to about ten babies before the game wouldn't let me impregnate any more for some reason.

Another time, I married off a fairy to a thirst ghost vampire, and out of a glitch, the baby came out as a thirst ghost vampire fairy hybrid. I was psyched, but I had the dad go visit his family for two fucking days, and lo behold I come back to see that his dumbass wife had been starving the children and lost the hybrid to child services. I had him divorce her.

Another time, I tried to see if I could repopulate an entire town from scratch only using a handful of Sims. It was difficult because the little fuckers wouldn't stop bitching about how cheating is wrong and arguing with each other over it.

Another time, I created a ghost girl to move in with my family to be their maid and nanny. For some reason, the ghost would always "Boo!" every time she saw the husband, and this weird red glowing ball would fly out of him. Pretty soon he began walking through walls and his family acted like he had died. Before I knew it, he had been turned into a ghost, and the ghost made started flirting with him. I didn't do this on purpose and it wasn't a game feature, so I restarted the game before this happened but the same thing happened. I still don't know what happened.

Another time, I hired a babysitter and trapped her in a confined display case on my front lawn. I made her bald, put her in silly clothes, and watched as she wet herself and grew tired yet was unable to pass out on the floor due to the cramped space. I occasionally gave her rotten food to eat, but eventually just let her starve in there (I tried to set her on fire, but it wouldn't work).

Another time, I filled the town with so many children that when it was time for them to go to school, they all had to go in one at a time, and it took so long that the school day was over before even all of them went in.

Another time, I tried to play out a story where my Sim would adopt an abused girl by making the girl's family hate her and then killing them in a fire. Unfortunately, while I was busy trying to kill them, the Sim died because she swam too long in the swimming people.

Another time, I tried to make my house haunted with sexy thirst ghosts, so I made a huge family out of them and then used the cheat to starve them so I could send my main Sim to collect their urns. Unfortunately, I had given them all the Unlucky trait, which I didn't know at the time made Sims immune from death by anything but old age. So the Grim Reaper just kept bringing them back to life! I just sat there killing them over, and over, and over, and then watching with frustration as Death flew to their piles of ashes one by one and resurrected them. Eventually I gave up.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

Compared to you, I'm sane, but you gave me the idea of trapping community workers (pizza people, maids).

The private graveyard's gonna fill up.

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Geoffrey Landgraab is Trapped

Postby Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:39 pm

Uh oh...

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Postby Giovenith » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:47 pm

Just remembered:

I was trying to grow a garden, but the zombies that came out every full moon kept eating my plants. This was before I knew to lock them out with fences, so in desperation, I started just deleting them. Over time, I noticed that the town had grown surprisingly quiet. I realized that the zombies had not simply been randomly generated NPCs, but were the temporarily effected members of the town! So I basically accidentally genocided my entire community just to protect my lettuce plants.

Another time, I had my Sim be a gold digger by stealing Nick Alto. During their marriage, their house was robbed by a burglar. He was caught, but I noticed that he was now considered a known Sim, so I had her cheat on Nick with the man who robbed their house. I then killed off Nick by having him drown (which was one of his fears) and having her marry the burglar. They're expecting a baby right now.


I promise I do occasionally play normal, nice families.
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Postby Martigues » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:51 pm

Giovenith wrote:Just remembered:

I was trying to grow a garden, but the zombies that came out every full moon kept eating my plants. This was before I knew to lock them out with fences, so in desperation, I started just deleting them. Over time, I noticed that the town had grown surprisingly quiet. I realized that the zombies had not simply been randomly generated NPCs, but were the temporarily effected members of the town! So I basically accidentally genocided my entire community just to protect my lettuce plants.

Another time, I had my Sim be a gold digger by stealing Nick Alto. During their marriage, their house was robbed by a burglar. He was caught, but I noticed that he was now considered a known Sim, so I had her cheat on Nick with the man who robbed their house. I then killed off Nick by having him drown (which was one of his fears) and having her marry the burglar. They're expecting a baby right now.


I promise I do occasionally play normal, nice families.

Instead of deleting the zombies, you should've done some kind of Plants vs. Zombies!

Right now, Geoffrey Landgraab is trapped in a small pentagonal room in front of the Wolff mansion. (My Sim married Morgana Wolff, who divorced Thornton without my knowledge.)

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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:02 am

Because of this wonderful game, I am now fully comvinced that the Medic from TF2 was the child of Mercy from Overwatch and Edward Richtofen from CoD.
IC Name: Celtic Union
-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf

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Postby Minoa » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:54 pm

Nearly every player seems to have the guilty pleasure of neglecting all of the Sims’s needs (other than hunger), while trying to build the perfect Sim-family at the same time. :p

And for me, also pushing the capability of the game mechanics to the limits. I once tried to test if I could build a house taller than 15 storeys in the Sims 2, only for it to either hit a hard-coded wall limit, or for it crash to desktop.

Oh, and I never forgot about that "Force Error" function in debug mode, which basically allowed me to halt otherwise uncontrollable events.

Would revisit the Sims, had it not been for EA’s DLC and DRM antics.
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Postby Comapoom » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:30 pm

This link should be to his crazy video of bad SIMs logic. Creepy how a sim family can live. [url]
https://www.facebook.com/OfficialCalbel ... tvwdu99FMI
[/url]

One crazy thing which I did. I made an apartment building. Moved parents out of the house instead of the kid when they grew up, giving the parents all of their furniture and then locked the door so only they can go in or out of the apartment.

I did also try and fail to make an orphanage, after my sim’s kids were taken away.
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Comapoom wrote: This link should be to his crazy video of bad SIMs logic. Creepy how a sim family can live. [url]
https://www.facebook.com/OfficialCalbel ... tvwdu99FMI
[/url]

One crazy thing which I did. I made an apartment building. Moved parents out of the house instead of the kid when they grew up, giving the parents all of their furniture and then locked the door so only they can go in or out of the apartment.

I did also try and fail to make an orphanage, after my sim’s kids were taken away.

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Postby Blakullar » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:07 am

Created a perpetual torture machine in 3 using tomb traps, trigger links and the mechanic where a Sim runs a fair distance from a trap they've just set off. Let's just say that being burned, electrocuted and riddled with poison darts tends to make even the most seasoned burglar give sincere reconsideration to plundering a vampire's mountainside manor-fortress...

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Managed to have the same alien impregnate every male Sim in my family in 2, somehow.

Attempted to replicate the Euthanasia Coaster in 1.

Used a Kleptomaniac Sim to pull off a spectacular heist during a celebrity's house party by relieving him of his expensive artworks in 3.

Married off a gay vampire-zombie hybrid to Bigfoot in 2.

(I've probably sunk at least ten thousand hours into The Sims throughout my life, and STILL haven't powered my way through the entirety of the first three games. These are just the most notably mad moments I can think of from the top of my head.)
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Postby Caracasus » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:14 am

Ahh I used to have fun with this game when I was younger.

I created a family of clones, identical in all physical characteristics and personality. About 6 I think? Each was secluded in one box with doors locked. In each box had the needs to meet all their requirements for happiness apart from one thing.

Each clone had something they needed for happiness removed in their little home box. One had no connection to the outside world (no social), another had no means of entertainment, one more had no comfort... you get the idea. The only one I didn't do was removing food.

Then I waited to see which one cracked first.
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Postby Cadonica » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:31 am

Martigues wrote:What was the craziest thing you did in the Sims series? For example (this didn't happen, I just made it up), you created a "prison" in The Sims 3 and trapped Sims in it.

Done that since The Sims 2 :p

I created an ACTUAL prison, not just "prison". It had numerous cells with tiny windows, a guard post, high wall going around the property, watchtower and all the goodies. Loosely based on this one.

I also made a vampire character, with the obligatory castle and torture chamber.

And an incest family. Since the game doesn't allow it the regular way, I had to do it in the sim creation mode. Made the parents, then let the game generate a son and a daughter, removed the parent sims and changed the kids' relation from siblings to spouses. Yeah...

And of course the regular "murder everyone" thing but c'mon, who hasn't killed their sims :p
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