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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
11
9%
2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
29
23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
36
29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
13
10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
11
9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
26
21%
 
Total votes : 126

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Anywhere Else But Here
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Postby Anywhere Else But Here » Thu May 17, 2018 7:23 am


New thread title?

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Thu May 17, 2018 7:27 am

Alvecia wrote:
Bralia wrote:Which name? My realm name or my character's name?

U-Tsang
The U is halfway to Ceylon.

Oh, yeah, tributaries are a big thing in the region.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:Which name? My realm name or my character's name?


I remember that game you played, that was back when I started this one. I never continued it because I wasn't feeling very inspired at the time. I effectively have followed in your footsteps by marrying the realms together, just the opposite way around. All will submit beneath my huge Guge.

Bralia i have concerns. Its like you are obsessed about.. a certain thing.

I genuinely don't understand?
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu May 17, 2018 7:29 am

Bralia wrote:
Alvecia wrote:U-Tsang
The U is halfway to Ceylon.

Oh, yeah, tributaries are a big thing in the region.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Bralia i have concerns. Its like you are obsessed about.. a certain thing.

I genuinely don't understand?

Nathin, only poking fun at how often you put innuendos in your posts :lol:
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The Batavia
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Postby The Batavia » Thu May 17, 2018 8:08 am

Post War America wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Reformed is better tho


Islamic France or GTFO.

So basically modern day France?

Ok I'll leave.
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Post War America
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Postby Post War America » Thu May 17, 2018 8:30 am

The Batavia wrote:
Post War America wrote:
Islamic France or GTFO.

So basically modern day France?

Ok I'll leave.


Nonono

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Thu May 17, 2018 9:10 am

Anywhere Else But Here wrote:

New thread title?

You honor me, mi'lady.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:Oh, yeah, tributaries are a big thing in the region.


I genuinely don't understand?

Nathin, only poking fun at how often you put innuendos in your posts :lol:

And what exact part of the human body do you think I was referring to, hm? Guge is a respectable Tibetan name that does not deserve to be conflated with such lecherous comparisons, Huskar.
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Khataiy
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Postby Khataiy » Thu May 17, 2018 9:16 am

I like Kaiserreich but I hate the obsession some people have with it.

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Castiliae et Legionis
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Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Thu May 17, 2018 9:17 am

Khataiy wrote:I like Kaiserreich but I hate the obsession some people have with it.

get out
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Khataiy
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Postby Khataiy » Thu May 17, 2018 9:19 am

Castiliae et Legionis wrote:
Khataiy wrote:I like Kaiserreich but I hate the obsession some people have with it.

get out

There's people who throw around Syndicalist like they heard of it before Kaisrreich or who suddenly become the German version of weebs, I was reading a Wikipedia article where some guy changed all the refrences to the German Emprie to "The Kaiserreich".
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West Leas Oros
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Postby West Leas Oros » Thu May 17, 2018 9:19 am

Khataiy wrote:
Castiliae et Legionis wrote:get out

There's people who throw around Syndicalist like they heard of it before Kaisrreich or who suddenly become the German version of weebs, I was reading a Wikipedia article where some changed all the refrences to the German Emprie to "The Kaiserreich".

Wehraboos?
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Khataiy
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Postby Khataiy » Thu May 17, 2018 9:20 am

West Leas Oros wrote:
Khataiy wrote:There's people who throw around Syndicalist like they heard of it before Kaisrreich or who suddenly become the German version of weebs, I was reading a Wikipedia article where some changed all the refrences to the German Emprie to "The Kaiserreich".

Wehraboos?

Nice I like it

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Post War America
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Postby Post War America » Thu May 17, 2018 9:23 am

West Leas Oros wrote:
Khataiy wrote:There's people who throw around Syndicalist like they heard of it before Kaisrreich or who suddenly become the German version of weebs, I was reading a Wikipedia article where some changed all the refrences to the German Emprie to "The Kaiserreich".

Wehraboos?


I believe Wehraboos only applies to Nazi Germany and more specifically the Wehrmacht of Nazi Germany.
Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu May 17, 2018 9:26 am

I fucking hate trying to invade Scandinavia in HOI4 as the British, its a load of bollocks.
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Thu May 17, 2018 9:28 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:I fucking hate trying to invade Scandinavia in HOI4 as the British, its a load of bollocks.


Why on earth would you be invading Scandinavia?
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Thu May 17, 2018 9:28 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:I fucking hate trying to invade Scandinavia in HOI4 as the British, its a load of bollocks.


Why on earth would you be invading Scandinavia?

The UK has focuses that allow you to puppet Scandinavian countries if they have support for fascism or communism.
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Washington Resistance Army
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Thu May 17, 2018 9:29 am

Abserdia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Why on earth would you be invading Scandinavia?

The UK has focuses that allow you to puppet Scandinavian countries if they have support for fascism or communism.


Doesn't even really seem worth it to me tbh, the only thing worth grabbing in Scandinavia is that state in northern Sweden that has lots o resources.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu May 17, 2018 9:29 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:I fucking hate trying to invade Scandinavia in HOI4 as the British, its a load of bollocks.


Why on earth would you be invading Scandinavia?

This is why

The Workers revolution must be spread to all nations.

Especially since i lost the entire empire. Also focuses.

Also they have weapons of mass destruction
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Thu May 17, 2018 9:30 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Why on earth would you be invading Scandinavia?

This is why

The Workers revolution must be spread to all nations.

Especially since i lost the entire empire. Also focuses.


huskar no

why would you do this
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu May 17, 2018 9:31 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:This is why

The Workers revolution must be spread to all nations.

Especially since i lost the entire empire. Also focuses.


huskar no

why would you do this

Huskar yes

HUSKAR ALWAYS YES
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Postby Abserdia » Thu May 17, 2018 9:38 am

So, in Vicky 2, the Second Russian-German War has ended with yet another victory for the German people.
The UK made the same mistake they made last time, performing only a total blockade of my country. I had to fight the Russians 1v1 which, with my infinitely stronger military, was simple.
Although it was a longer war than I expected, I was eventually able to negotiate a peace treaty for British Ghana. The soil the Russians lost in the first war remains in German hands.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Why on earth would you be invading Scandinavia?

This is why

The Workers revolution must be spread to all nations.

Especially since i lost the entire empire. Also focuses.

Or that.
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Khataiy
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Postby Khataiy » Thu May 17, 2018 9:40 am

Post War America wrote:
West Leas Oros wrote:Wehraboos?


I believe Wehraboos only applies to Nazi Germany and more specifically the Wehrmacht of Nazi Germany.

Wehr is just a German word for force I believe

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu May 17, 2018 9:40 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:I fucking hate trying to invade Scandinavia in HOI4 as the British, its a load of bollocks.


Why on earth would you be invading Scandinavia?

Reverse vikings.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu May 17, 2018 9:46 am

Khataiy wrote:
Post War America wrote:
I believe Wehraboos only applies to Nazi Germany and more specifically the Wehrmacht of Nazi Germany.

Wehr is just a German word for force I believe

Macht means force, power, might. Wehr means weapon, or defence.
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Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States
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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Thu May 17, 2018 10:09 am

Ifreann wrote:
Khataiy wrote:Wehr is just a German word for force I believe

Macht means force, power, might. Wehr means weapon, or defence.

It does mean defence, but does it mean weapon?
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu May 17, 2018 10:30 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Macht means force, power, might. Wehr means weapon, or defence.

It does mean defence, but does it mean weapon?

Yes. A gun, especially a rifle, is Gewehr. The famous StG 44 is the Sturmgewehr, storm rifle, a rifle with which one storms an enemy position. Other creatively named German weapons include the Gewehr 71 rifle, the Gewehr 88 rifle, the Gewehr 98 rifle, and the Tankgewehr anti-tank rifle.

Beware the gewehr!
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