Paradox Games VII: Vicky III - Vicky Meets The Blorg

[The Huskar Social Union]

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[The Batavia]

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sexy mask btw

[The Huskar Social Union]

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sexy mask btw

Yeah got sick, very sick. Physician tried to resolve that by hacking part of my face off even thought the sickness had fuck all to do with my face so i got a mask.

And locked him in prison till he died.

[Herador]

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Damn that show was good. RIP In Piece you stupid, overpriced, wonderful GoT ripoff.

Also, wasn't the song I was expecting.

Yeah got sick, very sick. Physician tried to resolve that by hacking part of my face off even thought the sickness had fuck all to do with my face so i got a mask.

And locked him in prison till he died.

Old school malpractice attornies didn't fuck around.

[The Batavia]

sexy mask btw

Yeah got sick, very sick. Physician tried to resolve that by hacking part of my face off even thought the sickness had fuck all to do with my face so i got a mask.

And locked him in prison till he died.

So you're basically the Phantom of the Asians now.

[Herador]

Yeah got sick, very sick. Physician tried to resolve that by hacking part of my face off even thought the sickness had fuck all to do with my face so i got a mask.

And locked him in prison till he died.

So you're basically the Phantom of the Asians now.

Only one way to find out, pull up that character sheet and show us some traits bby

[The Huskar Social Union]

Yeah got sick, very sick. Physician tried to resolve that by hacking part of my face off even thought the sickness had fuck all to do with my face so i got a mask.

And locked him in prison till he died.

So you're basically the Phantom of the Asians now.

haha

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Damn that show was good. RIP In Piece you stupid, overpriced, wonderful GoT ripoff.

Also, wasn't the song I was expecting.

Yeah got sick, very sick. Physician tried to resolve that by hacking part of my face off even thought the sickness had fuck all to do with my face so i got a mask.

And locked him in prison till he died.

Old school malpractice attornies didn't fuck around.

Yeah it had issues, but i enjoyed the show a lot.

[The Huskar Social Union]

So you're basically the Phantom of the Asians now.

Only one way to find out, pull up that character sheet and show us some traits bby

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/880880738407882637/A303D268FED5128E2DB16591EF03E84F06DE6CBD/

[Herador]

Yeah it had issues, but i enjoyed the show a lot.

I actually liked it a lot more than GoT, if I'm honest. Genghis was cool, his wife was cool, his kids were cool, the bad dude was cool, the politics were cool, the nudity was cool, battle scenes were cool, sets were cool (especially the marsh from the beginning of season 2, those kinds of Chinese bamboo forests get me all hot 'n bothered), the dumb shit they were doing with the crusade was cool, and goddamnit even the silly romances were cool.

RIP

[Herador]

Only one way to find out, pull up that character sheet and show us some traits bby

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/880880738407882637/A303D268FED5128E2DB16591EF03E84F06DE6CBD/

>diligent, shrewd, 45 modified dip

hawt

[United Muscovite Nations]

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Abandon all hope.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Hey Neighbours

[The Batavia]

Hey Neighbours

Oh fuck, it's the Mongols. Ghegis is probably hungry for ass land. I advice that you run while you still can, Huskar.

[Bralia]

So I grabbed a bunch of screenshots from the CK2 game I've started. Pretty typical start for me, just playing the lovely casual game in Ireland before I eventually go off and play a more serious game off towards the east, later. Anyway:

Charlemagne has his priorities straight, right from day one.

My second ruler is probably one of the worst individuals I've ever played as, his stats when I got him were awful.

In the meantime, the Karling empire is in total shambles. I don't think I've ever actually had a game where they've succeeded, but at least this time there's a certain beauty in the cacophony of colors going on here. One of the Karlings ended up adopting another religion entirely.

On the homefront, I wrote two books with two separate rulers. One guy wrote a book simply titled "Human Anatomy", which was rather promptly lost during succession. The other book was called "The White Stag". Hehehe. White stag . . .

In realms far flung, a religion reformed and an early major invasion had made for fun world watching time.

And lastly, there are two big things to talk about here. First is sharing that Christianity has been staring at the deep end of a toilet in this game. The Karlingsplosion, Germanic Reformation and a France-conquering Ummayads have thrown Catholic moral authority so low that heresy has been spreading EVERYWHERE. I've actually had the opportunity to make holy wars in the British isles, where we remain pristine from most of the dreadful things happening on the European mainland. So that's one interesting thing about the screenshot I'm about to share, but what's even more off the wall strange is . . . well . . . see for yourself. Notice anything a little . . . odd about this ruler? This guy and the state of his realm was breaking my mind, so I purged this from existence.

[The Batavia]

So I grabbed a bunch of screenshots from the CK2 game I've started. Pretty typical start for me, just playing the lovely casual game in Ireland before I eventually go off and play a more serious game off towards the east, later. Anyway:

Charlemagne has his priorities straight, right from day one.

My second ruler is probably one of the worst individuals I've ever played as, his stats when I got him were awful.

In the meantime, the Karling empire is in total shambles. I don't think I've ever actually had a game where they've succeeded, but at least this time there's a certain beauty in the cacophony of colors going on here. One of the Karlings ended up adopting another religion entirely.

On the homefront, I wrote two books with two separate rulers. One guy wrote a book simply titled "Human Anatomy", which was rather promptly lost during succession. The other book was called "The White Stag". Hehehe. White stag . . .

In realms far flung, a religion reformed and an early major invasion had made for fun world watching time.

And lastly, there are two big things to talk about here. First is sharing that Christianity has been staring at the deep end of a toilet in this game. The Karlingsplosion, Germanic Reformation and a France-conquering Ummayads have thrown Catholic moral authority so low that heresy has been spreading EVERYWHERE. I've actually had the opportunity to make holy wars in the British isles, where we remain pristine from most of the dreadful things happening on the European mainland. So that's one interesting thing about the screenshot I'm about to share, but what's even more off the wall strange is . . . well . . . see for yourself. Notice anything a little . . . odd about this ruler? This guy and the state of his realm was breaking my mind, so I purged this from existence.

Wait, Pagan Protestants are a thing?

[Herador]

Wait, Pagan Protestants are a thing?

Tribal Christians are, and they share some mechanics.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

So I grabbed a bunch of screenshots from the CK2 game I've started. Pretty typical start for me, just playing the lovely casual game in Ireland before I eventually go off and play a more serious game off towards the east, later. Anyway:

Charlemagne has his priorities straight, right from day one.

My second ruler is probably one of the worst individuals I've ever played as, his stats when I got him were awful.

In the meantime, the Karling empire is in total shambles. I don't think I've ever actually had a game where they've succeeded, but at least this time there's a certain beauty in the cacophony of colors going on here. One of the Karlings ended up adopting another religion entirely.

On the homefront, I wrote two books with two separate rulers. One guy wrote a book simply titled "Human Anatomy", which was rather promptly lost during succession. The other book was called "The White Stag". Hehehe. White stag . . .

In realms far flung, a religion reformed and an early major invasion had made for fun world watching time.

And lastly, there are two big things to talk about here. First is sharing that Christianity has been staring at the deep end of a toilet in this game. The Karlingsplosion, Germanic Reformation and a France-conquering Ummayads have thrown Catholic moral authority so low that heresy has been spreading EVERYWHERE. I've actually had the opportunity to make holy wars in the British isles, where we remain pristine from most of the dreadful things happening on the European mainland. So that's one interesting thing about the screenshot I'm about to share, but what's even more off the wall strange is . . . well . . . see for yourself. Notice anything a little . . . odd about this ruler? This guy and the state of his realm was breaking my mind, so I purged this from existence.

Wait, Pagan Protestants are a thing?

No. Reforming pagan religions in CK2 is more a matter of unifying a bunch of similar but disorganised religious traditions into one codified structure. It's like a pagan Nicaea, not a pagan Luther.

[The Batavia]

Wait, Pagan Protestants are a thing?

No. Reforming pagan religions in CK2 is more a matter of unifying a bunch of similar but disorganised religious traditions into one codified structure. It's like a pagan Nicaea, not a pagan Luther.

Oh, I thought something like the Iconoclasm would happen but with Pagans.

[Bralia]

More stuff from the Humanoids pack coming for Stellaris. Portrait looks a Kett straight out of Mass Effect: Andromeda.

[The Batavia]

More stuff from the Humanoids pack coming for Stellaris. Portrait looks a Kett straight out of Mass Effect: Andromeda.

Those ships look sick.

[Genivaria]

More stuff from the Humanoids pack coming for Stellaris. Portrait looks a Kett straight out of Mass Effect: Andromeda.

Those ships look sick.

They do indeed.
Makes me wonder what other styles they're planning.

[The Batavia]

Those ships look sick.

They do indeed.
Makes me wonder what other styles they're planning.

Would be awesome if they made an Star Wars pack, but that would require Paradox to buy license from Disney...

[Impaled Nazarene]

So I grabbed a bunch of screenshots from the CK2 game I've started. Pretty typical start for me, just playing the lovely casual game in Ireland before I eventually go off and play a more serious game off towards the east, later. Anyway:

Charlemagne has his priorities straight, right from day one.

My second ruler is probably one of the worst individuals I've ever played as, his stats when I got him were awful.

In the meantime, the Karling empire is in total shambles. I don't think I've ever actually had a game where they've succeeded, but at least this time there's a certain beauty in the cacophony of colors going on here. One of the Karlings ended up adopting another religion entirely.

On the homefront, I wrote two books with two separate rulers. One guy wrote a book simply titled "Human Anatomy", which was rather promptly lost during succession. The other book was called "The White Stag". Hehehe. White stag . . .

In realms far flung, a religion reformed and an early major invasion had made for fun world watching time.

And lastly, there are two big things to talk about here. First is sharing that Christianity has been staring at the deep end of a toilet in this game. The Karlingsplosion, Germanic Reformation and a France-conquering Ummayads have thrown Catholic moral authority so low that heresy has been spreading EVERYWHERE. I've actually had the opportunity to make holy wars in the British isles, where we remain pristine from most of the dreadful things happening on the European mainland. So that's one interesting thing about the screenshot I'm about to share, but what's even more off the wall strange is . . . well . . . see for yourself. Notice anything a little . . . odd about this ruler? This guy and the state of his realm was breaking my mind, so I purged this from existence.

Pretty sure that's not Charlemagne.

[Herador]

So I grabbed a bunch of screenshots from the CK2 game I've started. Pretty typical start for me, just playing the lovely casual game in Ireland before I eventually go off and play a more serious game off towards the east, later. Anyway:

Charlemagne has his priorities straight, right from day one.

My second ruler is probably one of the worst individuals I've ever played as, his stats when I got him were awful.

In the meantime, the Karling empire is in total shambles. I don't think I've ever actually had a game where they've succeeded, but at least this time there's a certain beauty in the cacophony of colors going on here. One of the Karlings ended up adopting another religion entirely.

On the homefront, I wrote two books with two separate rulers. One guy wrote a book simply titled "Human Anatomy", which was rather promptly lost during succession. The other book was called "The White Stag". Hehehe. White stag . . .

In realms far flung, a religion reformed and an early major invasion had made for fun world watching time.

And lastly, there are two big things to talk about here. First is sharing that Christianity has been staring at the deep end of a toilet in this game. The Karlingsplosion, Germanic Reformation and a France-conquering Ummayads have thrown Catholic moral authority so low that heresy has been spreading EVERYWHERE. I've actually had the opportunity to make holy wars in the British isles, where we remain pristine from most of the dreadful things happening on the European mainland. So that's one interesting thing about the screenshot I'm about to share, but what's even more off the wall strange is . . . well . . . see for yourself. Notice anything a little . . . odd about this ruler? This guy and the state of his realm was breaking my mind, so I purged this from existence.

Pretty sure that's not Charlemagne.

No, that's him. The brothers were originally called Karl and Karlomen (or something?). The fancy name came later.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Pretty sure that's not Charlemagne.

No, that's him. The brothers were originally called Karl and Karlomen (or something?). The fancy name came later.

I thought it was Charles and that he was only known as Karl in German.