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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
11
9%
2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
29
23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
36
29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
13
10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
11
9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
26
21%
 
Total votes : 126

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Genivaria
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 69943
Founded: Mar 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Genivaria » Mon May 14, 2018 6:34 pm


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West Leas Oros
Minister
 
Posts: 2597
Founded: Jul 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby West Leas Oros » Mon May 14, 2018 6:37 pm

Castiliae et Legionis wrote:
West Leas Oros wrote:*HABSBURG INTENSIFYING* **WORLD TENSION 100%**

C E A S E T H Y H A B S B U R G I N G P E A S E N T

It’s too late, they’v already mated with all the great powers of the old world, they cannot be stopped.
Just your friendly neighborhood democratic socialist revisionist traitor.
PMT nation. Economically to the left of Karl Marx. Social justice is a bourgeois plot.
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like fascists and communists. Or libertarians and communists. Or social democrats and communists. Or communists and other communists! Damn commies, they ruined communism!"

The Xenopolis Confederation wrote:Oros, no. Please. You were the chosen one. You were meant to debunk the tankies, not join them. Bring balance to the left, not leave it in darkness.

WLO Public News: Protest turns violent as Orosian Anarchists burn building. 2 found dead, 8 injured. Investigation continues.

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Castiliae et Legionis
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: May 11, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Mon May 14, 2018 9:19 pm

West Leas Oros wrote:
Castiliae et Legionis wrote:C E A S E T H Y H A B S B U R G I N G P E A S E N T

It’s too late, they’v already mated with all the great powers of the old world, they cannot be stopped.

fuck
Danceria wrote:Better to be a pleasantly surprised pessimist than a perpetually disappointed optimist.

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The Knockout Gun Gals
Senator
 
Posts: 4929
Founded: Aug 06, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Knockout Gun Gals » Mon May 14, 2018 9:26 pm

RiderSyl wrote:Playing RT56, Germany gets Spain, France, and Poland to go fascist before WW2
Sitting here as the UK ready preparing to stall everything they throw across the channel
I don't notice Ireland turn fascist until it's too late

(Image)


yeah you're doomed

better restart the game and play as honduras because you only need to attack spain in their monarchism focus
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
TriStates wrote:Covenant declare a crusade, and wage jihad against the UNSC and Insurrectionists for 30 years.

So Covenant declare a crusade and then wage jihad? :p

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Bralia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31518
Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue May 15, 2018 1:09 am

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21996
Founded: Feb 20, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Tue May 15, 2018 1:25 am


Goods is a euphemism for votes, Gerrymandering Simulator 2019 confirmed.
The name's James. James Usari. Well, my name is not actually James Usari, so don't bother actually looking it up, but it'll do for now.
Lack of a real name means compensation through a real face. My debt is settled
Part-time Kebab tycoon in Glasgow.

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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59295
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 15, 2018 2:29 am

Irish Nationalist from Belfast / Leftwing / Atheist / Alliance Party voter
"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



I like Miniature painting, Tanks, English Gals, Video games and most importantly Cheese.


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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59295
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 15, 2018 2:30 am

RiderSyl wrote:Playing RT56, Germany gets Spain, France, and Poland to go fascist before WW2
Sitting here as the UK ready preparing to stall everything they throw across the channel
I don't notice Ireland turn fascist until it's too late

(Image)

Literally make your coastline into a fortress of Steel. And take out ireland immediately when war kicks off.
Irish Nationalist from Belfast / Leftwing / Atheist / Alliance Party voter
"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



I like Miniature painting, Tanks, English Gals, Video games and most importantly Cheese.


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Impaled Nazarene
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10311
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue May 15, 2018 2:40 am


SPITS DRINK
HOW DO YOU LOSE 14 CAPITAL SHIPS IN ONE BATTLE? DID THE AI SET THEIR FLEET ON NEVER REPAIR?
Historians are going to grill them senseless for losing 101 ships in a single battle.
Last edited by Impaled Nazarene on Tue May 15, 2018 2:44 am, edited 1 time in total.
Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59295
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 15, 2018 2:44 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:

SPITS DRINK
HOW DO YOU LOSE 14 CAPITAL SHIPS IN ONE BATTLE? DID THE AI SET THEIR FLEET ON NEVER REPAIR?

That is the only major battle that has happened at sea so far, both fleets got murdered and mine has been sitting in a repair yard for a few months since then.

We are both down to about 80 naval units in total, with about 2/3rds of mine being submarines. All of my battleships and battlecruisers survived, as did my carrier so im rebuilding my screens to support them.
Irish Nationalist from Belfast / Leftwing / Atheist / Alliance Party voter
"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



I like Miniature painting, Tanks, English Gals, Video games and most importantly Cheese.


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Impaled Nazarene
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Posts: 10311
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue May 15, 2018 2:55 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:SPITS DRINK
HOW DO YOU LOSE 14 CAPITAL SHIPS IN ONE BATTLE? DID THE AI SET THEIR FLEET ON NEVER REPAIR?

That is the only major battle that has happened at sea so far, both fleets got murdered and mine has been sitting in a repair yard for a few months since then.

We are both down to about 80 naval units in total, with about 2/3rds of mine being submarines. All of my battleships and battlecruisers survived, as did my carrier so im rebuilding my screens to support them.

You actually don't need naval tactics. Battleship spam never loses a battle even when greatly outnumbered, unless against heavy battleships.
Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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The Transhuman Union
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1172
Founded: Aug 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The Transhuman Union » Tue May 15, 2018 5:24 am



Europa Universalis: Rum 2 (Jack Sparrow Edition)
A big, 1.8 M blob filled with joy and enthusiasm, with a small dash of ingenuity combined with a youthful, healthy dose of idealism.

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Bralia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31518
Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue May 15, 2018 5:32 am

Great sacrifices were made to ensure that you have an EUIV Dev Diary today.
Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59295
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 15, 2018 5:38 am

Italy is almost out of manpower and the United States joined my faction, know what that means italy?
Irish Nationalist from Belfast / Leftwing / Atheist / Alliance Party voter
"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



I like Miniature painting, Tanks, English Gals, Video games and most importantly Cheese.


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Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 163936
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue May 15, 2018 5:40 am

Bralia wrote:Great sacrifices were made to ensure that you have an EUIV Dev Diary today.

15/5 nevar forget.
He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

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West Leas Oros
Minister
 
Posts: 2597
Founded: Jul 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby West Leas Oros » Tue May 15, 2018 6:09 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Italy is almost out of manpower and the United States joined my faction, know what that means italy?

Sacre Bleu!
Just your friendly neighborhood democratic socialist revisionist traitor.
PMT nation. Economically to the left of Karl Marx. Social justice is a bourgeois plot.
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like fascists and communists. Or libertarians and communists. Or social democrats and communists. Or communists and other communists! Damn commies, they ruined communism!"

The Xenopolis Confederation wrote:Oros, no. Please. You were the chosen one. You were meant to debunk the tankies, not join them. Bring balance to the left, not leave it in darkness.

WLO Public News: Protest turns violent as Orosian Anarchists burn building. 2 found dead, 8 injured. Investigation continues.

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Dylar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7116
Founded: Jan 07, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Dylar » Tue May 15, 2018 6:18 am


20% war support? Jesus, what've you been doing?
St. Albert the Great wrote:"Natural science does not consist in ratifying what others have said, but in seeking the causes of phenomena."
Franko Tildon wrote:Fire washes the skin off the bone and the sin off the soul. It cleans away the dirt. And my momma didn't raise herself no dirty boy.

Pro: Life, Catholic, religious freedom, guns
Against: gun control, abortion, militant atheism
Interests: Video Games, Military History, Catholic theology, Sci-Fi, and Table-Top Miniatures games
Favorite music genres: Metal, Drinking songs, Polka, Military Marches, Hardbass, and Movie/Video Game soundtracks

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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59295
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 15, 2018 6:37 am

Dylar wrote:

20% war support? Jesus, what've you been doing?

Well that was before the war kicked off, the first picture of the battle is a month after that one. Now its up to 84%
Irish Nationalist from Belfast / Leftwing / Atheist / Alliance Party voter
"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



I like Miniature painting, Tanks, English Gals, Video games and most importantly Cheese.


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Bralia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31518
Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue May 15, 2018 9:49 am

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 163936
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue May 15, 2018 9:51 am

He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

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Washington Resistance Army
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 54796
Founded: Aug 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue May 15, 2018 9:55 am

I for one am quite excited for Rome 2 this year and Vicky 3 next year.
Hellenic Polytheist, Socialist

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Renoa
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Posts: 1837
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Renoa » Tue May 15, 2018 10:27 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:I for one am quite excited for Rome 2 this year and Vicky 3 next year.

Now I kinda want shoehorned referenced to Victoria III to become a meme on this thread but I know if it does it will be run into the ground within a week and I'll regret ever liking it and they're about to announce Victoria III.
It's been several years and I'm still the Paradox Thread's Self-Appointed Court Chaplain. No one's ever asked but I thought you should know.

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Genivaria
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 69943
Founded: Mar 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Genivaria » Tue May 15, 2018 10:42 am

I really wonder how their going to make the dynamics of the 1800s fit in a new game format.

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Rannoria
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Posts: 5697
Founded: Sep 25, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Rannoria » Tue May 15, 2018 10:43 am


m o i s t
This is Rannoria, don't forget to eat your own two feet!

please join the Federation of Allies

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Abserdia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20850
Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abserdia » Tue May 15, 2018 1:56 pm

Rate my Brazil.

I have an iron mine I got from Bolivia, protection from France, and I'm slowly getting the tech to colonize Africa.
Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon

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