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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
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9%
2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
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23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
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29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
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10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
11
9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
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21%
 
Total votes : 126
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Castiliae et Legionis
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Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Sun May 13, 2018 10:44 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:*production intensifies*

M A U S
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The Batavia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Sun May 13, 2018 10:44 am

Castiliae et Legionis wrote:
The Batavia wrote:Boob physics > Things that are actually important, amirite?

boobs always come first m8

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
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Abserdia
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abserdia » Sun May 13, 2018 10:46 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:*production intensifies*

You can go over 15 military factories for a product, you know.
Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon
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Castiliae et Legionis
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Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Sun May 13, 2018 10:46 am

The Batavia wrote:
Castiliae et Legionis wrote:boobs always come first m8

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

indeed
Danceria wrote:Better to be a pleasantly surprised pessimist than a perpetually disappointed optimist.
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Washington Resistance Army
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Sun May 13, 2018 10:47 am

Abserdia wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:*production intensifies*

You can go over 15 military factories for a product, you know.


That doesn't look as cool.
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The Transhuman Union
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Founded: Aug 21, 2017
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Sun May 13, 2018 10:54 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Abserdia wrote:You can go over 15 military factories for a product, you know.


That doesn't look as cool.


But it's disgusting!
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Castiliae et Legionis
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Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Sun May 13, 2018 10:55 am

The Transhuman Union wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
That doesn't look as cool.


But it's disgusting!
You're disgusting
Danceria wrote:Better to be a pleasantly surprised pessimist than a perpetually disappointed optimist.
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Washington Resistance Army
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Founded: Aug 08, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Washington Resistance Army » Sun May 13, 2018 10:56 am

The Transhuman Union wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
That doesn't look as cool.


But it's disgusting!


Sorry, I can't hear you over all my fully upgraded unkillable super heavy tanks.
Hellenic Polytheist, Socialist
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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Sun May 13, 2018 10:58 am

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The Transhuman Union wrote:
But it's disgusting!


Sorry, I can't hear you over all my fully upgraded unkillable super heavy tanks.


Just drop good ol' nooks on them. Worked for me!
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The Batavia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Sun May 13, 2018 11:08 am

The Transhuman Union wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Sorry, I can't hear you over all my fully upgraded unkillable super heavy tanks.


Just drop good ol' nooks on them. Worked for me!

Nukes? Pfft, what are you? Fuckin' hetero? What's fun about dropping nukes? NOTHING.
Ditched my old signature. Will be making a pretty looking one when I find the time.
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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Sun May 13, 2018 11:09 am

The Batavia wrote:
The Transhuman Union wrote:
Just drop good ol' nooks on them. Worked for me!

Nukes? Pfft, what are you? Fuckin' hetero? What's fun about dropping nukes? NOTHING.


I mean, yeah you're right, it did create anime...
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Sun May 13, 2018 11:09 am

I’ve never launched a single nuke in vanilla/RT56. What’s wrong with me and how do I murder millions of innocent civilians the right way?
Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon
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Versail
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Posts: 5246
Founded: May 21, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Versail » Sun May 13, 2018 11:11 am

Abserdia wrote:I’ve never launched a single nuke in vanilla/RT56. What’s wrong with me and how do I murder millions of innocent civilians the right way?

A lot.
And chemical weapons.
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, Whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in the holy name of liberty or democracy?~ Gandhi.
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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Sun May 13, 2018 11:11 am

Abserdia wrote:I’ve never launched a single nuke in vanilla/RT56. What’s wrong with me and how do I murder millions of innocent civilians the right way?


Just shoot them. One by one.
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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Sun May 13, 2018 11:15 am

Abserdia wrote:I’ve never launched a single nuke in vanilla/RT56. What’s wrong with me and how do I murder millions of innocent civilians the right way?


By conscripting them into your armies, duh.
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The Olog-Hai
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Postby The Olog-Hai » Sun May 13, 2018 11:15 am

Abserdia wrote:I’ve never launched a single nuke in vanilla/RT56. What’s wrong with me and how do I murder millions of innocent civilians the right way?

Carpetbomb them with Nukes.
I have a screenshot somewhere of me nuking Syndie Germany as the Russian Empire with about 14 nukes simultaneously. It was glorious.
It appears I'm an INTP-T. You're not gonna get much more about me.
Wenglesy wrote:Might as well submit now to the obviously superior forces of Legyon fun Genital.
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The Transhuman Union
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Postby The Transhuman Union » Sun May 13, 2018 11:16 am

The Olog-Hai wrote:
Abserdia wrote:I’ve never launched a single nuke in vanilla/RT56. What’s wrong with me and how do I murder millions of innocent civilians the right way?

Carpetbomb them with Nukes.
I have a screenshot somewhere of me nuking Syndie Germany as the Russian Empire with about 14 nukes simultaneously. It was glorious.


>Syndicalist
>Germany

...
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Danceria
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Founded: Aug 13, 2015
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Postby Danceria » Sun May 13, 2018 11:25 am

The Transhuman Union wrote:
The Olog-Hai wrote:Carpetbomb them with Nukes.
I have a screenshot somewhere of me nuking Syndie Germany as the Russian Empire with about 14 nukes simultaneously. It was glorious.


>Syndicalist
>Germany

...

Marxists, get out!
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
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The Batavia
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Postby The Batavia » Sun May 13, 2018 11:30 am

Danceria wrote:
The Transhuman Union wrote:
>Syndicalist
>Germany

...

Marxists, get out!

If NS didn't ban Ree'ing I'd definately would do it now
Ditched my old signature. Will be making a pretty looking one when I find the time.
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Danceria
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Postby Danceria » Sun May 13, 2018 11:34 am

The Batavia wrote:
Danceria wrote:Marxists, get out!

If NS didn't ban Ree'ing I'd definately would do it now

Not if you do it WRRRRYght...

...I shall go now.
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-
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The Olog-Hai
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Postby The Olog-Hai » Sun May 13, 2018 1:14 pm

The Transhuman Union wrote:
The Olog-Hai wrote:Carpetbomb them with Nukes.
I have a screenshot somewhere of me nuking Syndie Germany as the Russian Empire with about 14 nukes simultaneously. It was glorious.


>Syndicalist
>Germany

...

They got wrecked by the Frenchies while I was busy taking back my rightful land and annexing most of Central Asia and China...
It appears I'm an INTP-T. You're not gonna get much more about me.
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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sun May 13, 2018 2:05 pm

Versail wrote:
Abserdia wrote:I’ve never launched a single nuke in vanilla/RT56. What’s wrong with me and how do I murder millions of innocent civilians the right way?

A lot.
And chemical weapons.

Botulinum toxin Type H is 'better'. It is the single most deadly substance on earth.
Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sun May 13, 2018 2:11 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:*production intensifies*

press the x5 x10 buttons. you'll shit yourself
Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Sun May 13, 2018 2:41 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The Transhuman Union wrote:
But it's disgusting!


Sorry, I can't hear you over all my fully upgraded unkillable super heavy tanks.

Because speed doesn't matter when you simply can't die.
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Castiliae et Legionis
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Founded: May 11, 2018
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Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Sun May 13, 2018 3:00 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Sorry, I can't hear you over all my fully upgraded unkillable super heavy tanks.

Because speed doesn't matter when you simply can't die.

true
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