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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
11
9%
2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
29
23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
36
29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
13
10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
11
9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
26
21%
 
Total votes : 126

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Holy Tedalonia
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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:48 pm

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Here's my ck2 map. Francia and Byzantium looms over my kingdom, Lombardy and the pagans rule Sweden and Lithuania
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Postby Paketo » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:28 pm

I have never done the survive as France till 1948 achievement so I started it. Its 1945, the Axis and USSR are defeated except Japan. It takes 10 minutes for a month to pass. Help.
I'm a Pinarchist, sue me North Carolina is best Carolina States rights is best rights
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Paketo wrote:
Oh god, the universe will explode, everyone to your bunkers

Yep, this is the type of "discussion" we have over here. Serious people beware, this place is filled with these things.

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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:33 pm

Paketo wrote:I have never done the survive as France till 1948 achievement so I started it. Its 1945, the Axis and USSR are defeated except Japan. It takes 10 minutes for a month to pass. Help.

Oh, honey...

I’m going through the same thing, but freakin’ America and its amazing navy and Panama Canal hates fighting Japan. And it’s 1949.
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Paketo
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Postby Paketo » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:35 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Paketo wrote:I have never done the survive as France till 1948 achievement so I started it. Its 1945, the Axis and USSR are defeated except Japan. It takes 10 minutes for a month to pass. Help.

Oh, honey...

I’m going through the same thing, but freakin’ America and its amazing navy and Panama Canal hates fighting Japan. And it’s 1949.


I really want Waking the Tiger to be here already as they improved late game performance
I'm a Pinarchist, sue me North Carolina is best Carolina States rights is best rights
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
Paketo wrote:
Oh god, the universe will explode, everyone to your bunkers

Yep, this is the type of "discussion" we have over here. Serious people beware, this place is filled with these things.

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Serrus
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Postby Serrus » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:58 pm

Nature-Spirits wrote:
Serrus wrote:If I got CK2 Rajas of India could I be the Tamil Kings?

I believe so, yes. You can already see India without the DLC, it just allows you to play as Hindus, Buddhists, and Jains.

HE WILL YES! Because nobody conquers the hecking Tamil Kings.
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Ethel mermania wrote:maybe japan wanted the zombie attack.

Possible. Zombies are cool now.

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This is why rules exist, kids!
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:56 pm

He/Him

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The Knockout Gun Gals
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Postby The Knockout Gun Gals » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:00 pm

Paketo wrote:I have never done the survive as France till 1948 achievement so I started it. Its 1945, the Axis and USSR are defeated except Japan. It takes 10 minutes for a month to pass. Help.


Yeah, lag is heavy on the late-game stage. But according to the latest dev note, the performance for the late-game will be improved.

Also France needs to be fascist if they want to survive at the early stage. Aligned with allies and the Allies won't help you much. Aligned with Comintern is helpful, as long as Soviet has direct access to German's lands.
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TriStates wrote:Covenant declare a crusade, and wage jihad against the UNSC and Insurrectionists for 30 years.

So Covenant declare a crusade and then wage jihad? :p

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Ithalian Empire
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Postby Ithalian Empire » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:00 pm


Only a little, just give them some gifts and it'll be fine.
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:09 pm

The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
Paketo wrote:I have never done the survive as France till 1948 achievement so I started it. Its 1945, the Axis and USSR are defeated except Japan. It takes 10 minutes for a month to pass. Help.


Yeah, lag is heavy on the late-game stage. But according to the latest dev note, the performance for the late-game will be improved.

Also France needs to be fascist if they want to survive at the early stage. Aligned with allies and the Allies won't help you much. Aligned with Comintern is helpful, as long as Soviet has direct access to German's lands.

AI France beat down the Germans into submission with minimal effort in my (then fascist) Netherlands game. If you uncheck the historical focus thing, you can absolutely survive as democratic France. You just need a bit of luck.
Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon

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The Knockout Gun Gals
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Postby The Knockout Gun Gals » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:13 pm

Abserdia wrote:
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
Yeah, lag is heavy on the late-game stage. But according to the latest dev note, the performance for the late-game will be improved.

Also France needs to be fascist if they want to survive at the early stage. Aligned with allies and the Allies won't help you much. Aligned with Comintern is helpful, as long as Soviet has direct access to German's lands.

AI France beat down the Germans into submission with minimal effort in my (then fascist) Netherlands game. If you uncheck the historical focus thing, you can absolutely survive as democratic France. You just need a bit of luck.


Luck, as in game tries. :p
The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
TriStates wrote:Covenant declare a crusade, and wage jihad against the UNSC and Insurrectionists for 30 years.

So Covenant declare a crusade and then wage jihad? :p

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Charnea
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Postby Charnea » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:31 pm

The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
Paketo wrote:I have never done the survive as France till 1948 achievement so I started it. Its 1945, the Axis and USSR are defeated except Japan. It takes 10 minutes for a month to pass. Help.


Yeah, lag is heavy on the late-game stage. But according to the latest dev note, the performance for the late-game will be improved.

Also France needs to be fascist if they want to survive at the early stage. Aligned with allies and the Allies won't help you much. Aligned with Comintern is helpful, as long as Soviet has direct access to German's lands.

Its actually not that hard as long as you embrace the Maginot and trump that bitch up with a level 10 border wall from calais to nice. It helps to try and delay your entry into the war as much as possible, preferably until after Belgium falls, giving you ample time to build up your forts and entrench. After that it doesn't matter how many divisions the Germans and Italians have, because you have fort levels to block out the fucking sun and you can bleed the Axis to death with laughably minimal losses without too much difficulty.

Proof

Also, fuck the colonies. Colony states don't count towards surrender, only core states do, so abandon all colonial territories and commit everything to the metropole, mostly in the northern front with the Germans but leave a good force in the south too. I've been surprised one to many times by Mussolini's special sauce. My advice is to build as many forts as possible manually, meaning that early and mid game until the start of the war you should be building mostly or entirely forts, not factories.
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:25 pm

Alvecia wrote:
Grenartia wrote:I think I found a bug. I drove this hivemind to 100% war exhaustion, but they refuse to accept my demands. I captured, like half of their systems (including most of their inhabited ones), including their capital.

What's the negative modifiers stopping you from claiming the wargoal?

Also could just accept status quo and keep what you've taken.


It ended up doing that automatically because my war exhaustion reached 100.

The only negative modifier I remember is -400 due to unconquered claims, which, yeah, to be fair, I hadn't actually invaded most of their planets, though I was working on it when I reached 100 exhaustion.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:32 am

Ism wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Boooo i say good sir, boooo


Booo indeed.


Yeah, Stellaris doesn’t have any cool late game features! Get your insults right!

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The Batavia
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Postby The Batavia » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:06 am

Ism wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Boooo i say good sir, boooo


Booo indeed.


Yeah, Stellaris doesn’t have any cool late game features! Get your insults right!

*Cough cough* Fallen Empires *cough cough* End-Game Crises *cough cough*
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:08 am

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Feb 27, 2018 6:34 am


I feel like this is the case for game devs in general.
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Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States
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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:37 am


Any word on what that Secret Project is supposed to be?
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Postby Switzo-Polish Republic » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:09 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:

Any word on what that Secret Project is supposed to be?

Victoria 3. They build up the tension, and then they release the game for maximum hype.
1 - Life Ending War
2 - Major/World/Universal War
3 - Switzo-Polish Forces Deployed
4 - Tension Risen, Switzo-Polish Defense Forces on Alert
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:31 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:

Any word on what that Secret Project is supposed to be?

The Paradox historical FPS/RPG/GSG hybrid we never knew we wanted until now.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:33 am

Ifreann wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Any word on what that Secret Project is supposed to be?

The Paradox historical FPS/RPG/GSG hybrid we never knew we wanted until now.


Just from the description I want it now.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:36 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Ifreann wrote:The Paradox historical FPS/RPG/GSG hybrid we never knew we wanted until now.


Just from the description I want it now.

I've already pre-ordered ten copies.
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Paketo
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Postby Paketo » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:45 am

The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:
Paketo wrote:I have never done the survive as France till 1948 achievement so I started it. Its 1945, the Axis and USSR are defeated except Japan. It takes 10 minutes for a month to pass. Help.


Yeah, lag is heavy on the late-game stage. But according to the latest dev note, the performance for the late-game will be improved.

Also France needs to be fascist if they want to survive at the early stage. Aligned with allies and the Allies won't help you much. Aligned with Comintern is helpful, as long as Soviet has direct access to German's lands.


I just hid behind level 10 forts and invested heavyily in fighters. Germans could do nothing against my line.
I'm a Pinarchist, sue me North Carolina is best Carolina States rights is best rights
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
Paketo wrote:
Oh god, the universe will explode, everyone to your bunkers

Yep, this is the type of "discussion" we have over here. Serious people beware, this place is filled with these things.

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Bralia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:22 am

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:36 am


I never liked this new fangled Diet Xeno. Sure, they're not fattening, but there's no flavour. I welcome this return to Classic Xeno.
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we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
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we never

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:08 pm

Won a war against a four empire federation.

Got attacked by a different four empire federation.

This is discrimination, I am calling the Galactic UN.

ETA: At least this war is just on two fronts.
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He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

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