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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
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2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
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23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
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29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
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10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
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9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
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Harbertia
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Postby Harbertia » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:37 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Deus Vult!


AHHHHHHHHH I DID IT

So in this campaign ive got:

Always Bet on Duke
Its Good to be the King
Its Better to be Emperor
United the Kingdoms

Primary goal accomplished, lets see what else i can get up to.

Unite the Celtic peoples. Conquer the Bretons.

The Bretons are celts- it's the English you need to conquer.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:44 am

Harbertia wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Unite the Celtic peoples. Conquer the Bretons.

The Bretons are celts- it's the English you need to conquer.

Well they have indeed been conquered.
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:07 am

. . . the Djamasids (or whatever they were called, they got killed by Timurids later on) destroyed their own Sunni Caliph.
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Harbertia
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Postby Harbertia » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:11 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Harbertia wrote:The Bretons are celts- it's the English you need to conquer.

Well they have indeed been conquered.

Aye, Alba is a testimont to that.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:12 am

Harbertia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Well they have indeed been conquered.

Aye, Alba is a testimont to that.

Ireland.

Empire of Ireland.

I renamed it to better reflect its masters.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:30 am

You have this duchess bitch plotting to kill a duke, i go to arrest her, she rebels, the only person who joins in her rebellion is the duke she was plotting to murder.

Image
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Postby Serrus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:33 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:You have this duchess bitch plotting to kill a duke, i go to arrest her, she rebels, the only person who joins in her rebellion is the duke she was plotting to murder.

(Image)

It broke but my quote fixed it.
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Ethel mermania wrote:maybe japan wanted the zombie attack.

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This is why rules exist, kids!
Keshiland wrote:I am yes arguing that the 1st 4 are not binding to the states and yes I know that in most Republican states they would ban the freedom of religion and the freedom of essembally but I don't live there and I hate guns!

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You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:36 am

Serrus wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:You have this duchess bitch plotting to kill a duke, i go to arrest her, she rebels, the only person who joins in her rebellion is the duke she was plotting to murder.

(Image)

It broke but my quote fixed it.

what broke? the image?
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Postby Harbertia » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:47 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:You have this duchess bitch plotting to kill a duke, i go to arrest her, she rebels, the only person who joins in her rebellion is the duke she was plotting to murder.

(Image)

:lol:
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Postby Serrus » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:58 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Serrus wrote:It broke but my quote fixed it.

what broke? the image?

Yep.
Katganistan wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:maybe japan wanted the zombie attack.

Possible. Zombies are cool now.

Eastern Raarothorgren wrote:News websites are good and reasonable soruces of information or they would not be on the internet if they were saying things that were incorrect.

This is why rules exist, kids!
Keshiland wrote:I am yes arguing that the 1st 4 are not binding to the states and yes I know that in most Republican states they would ban the freedom of religion and the freedom of essembally but I don't live there and I hate guns!

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

Platapusses are not rel
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:29 am

Serrus wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:what broke? the image?

Yep.

Ah cheers
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:37 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:You have this duchess bitch plotting to kill a duke, i go to arrest her, she rebels, the only person who joins in her rebellion is the duke she was plotting to murder.

(Image)

This deserves a thread title somehow.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:41 am

Genivaria wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:You have this duchess bitch plotting to kill a duke, i go to arrest her, she rebels, the only person who joins in her rebellion is the duke she was plotting to murder.

(Image)

This deserves a thread title somehow.

Well you are the fancy man with the plan
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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:46 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Genivaria wrote:This deserves a thread title somehow.

Well you are the fancy man with the plan

Image
The name's James. James Usari. Well, my name is not actually James Usari, so don't bother actually looking it up, but it'll do for now.
Lack of a real name means compensation through a real face. My debt is settled
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:48 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Well you are the fancy man with the plan

Image

This is about I feel about being the OP honestly.
Home stretch.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:57 am

Genivaria wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Image

This is about I feel about being the OP honestly.
Home stretch.

Now you know the pain.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:01 am

So few decades went by, new characters, and on my last one i was not paying attention to my heir (grandson, son of my first born) and who he married. All of his kids were not of his line. I was nearing 70.

So cue a bunch of frantic tyrant actions which resulted, not only in literally every vassal having a -100 opinion of me, but a new heir and a bunch of did kiddies before i died of the cough.


Now i have a -59 opinion modifier due to my predecessor, Everyone remembers Faelcar as a man of temperance and god, and just ignore the screaming.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:20 pm


This is overkill. I love overkill.
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Postby Harbertia » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:25 pm

eh... It's 1948- in the Kaiserriech Mod- the German Empire has fallen, the Kaiser is in exile in Africa, Mexico nearly controlled all of North America but has now vanished from the map. And it's been six years and the British Isles are still in syndicalist hands.

The war rages and I'm like- this is- taking too long and who nuked London?! The bulk of the world is at war with the Third Internationale and they still haven't taken the island! SIX YEARS!
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:45 pm

Harbertia wrote:eh... It's 1948- in the Kaiserriech Mod- the German Empire has fallen, the Kaiser is in exile in Africa, Mexico nearly controlled all of North America but has now vanished from the map. And it's been six years and the British Isles are still in syndicalist hands.

The war rages and I'm like- this is- taking too long and who nuked London?! The bulk of the world is at war with the Third Internationale and they still haven't taken the island! SIX YEARS!

BREAK THE CHAINS MOTHER FUCKERS!

THE WORKERS OF BRITAIN STAND UNBROKEN!


Ahem, sorry bout that more nukes perhaps?
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Postby Harbertia » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:47 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Harbertia wrote:eh... It's 1948- in the Kaiserriech Mod- the German Empire has fallen, the Kaiser is in exile in Africa, Mexico nearly controlled all of North America but has now vanished from the map. And it's been six years and the British Isles are still in syndicalist hands.

The war rages and I'm like- this is- taking too long and who nuked London?! The bulk of the world is at war with the Third Internationale and they still haven't taken the island! SIX YEARS!

BREAK THE CHAINS MOTHER FUCKERS!

THE WORKERS OF BRITAIN STAND UNBROKEN!


Ahem, sorry bout that more nukes perhaps?

They are; along with Wales and Scottland; the last members of the Third Internationale on the planet. They truly stand alone. It's just that island- that island is the last enemy of the Entente which is nearly global- and it's taking this global alliance more then six years to take the island.
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Postby Purpelia » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:48 pm

Fun fact about HOI4.

- Play as China.
- Have Japan go neutral (anti soviet but not invade China)
- Have Germany conquer Russia
- Turn fascist and join the Axis.
- Conquer India, Iran etc.
- Watch as the world map turns into 1984.

This actually happened by chance in my last game.
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The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.
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Postby Harbertia » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:01 pm

Going from Kaiserreich to the base game I can say now- that I fully understand what ya'll mean by the base focus trees being poor. Not only that but the ideologies- so few of them in the base game.
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:02 pm

Harbertia wrote:Going from Kaiserreich to the base game I can say now- that I fully understand what ya'll mean by the base focus trees being poor. Not only that but the ideologies- so few of them in the base game.

HOI3 actually had the diverse ideologies like what Kaiserreich has, alot of people were unhappy about HOI4 doing only 3 and non-aligned.
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:05 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Harbertia wrote:Going from Kaiserreich to the base game I can say now- that I fully understand what ya'll mean by the base focus trees being poor. Not only that but the ideologies- so few of them in the base game.

HOI3 actually had the diverse ideologies like what Kaiserreich has, alot of people were unhappy about HOI4 doing only 3 and non-aligned.


HoI2 did it first
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