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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
11
9%
2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
29
23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
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29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
13
10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
11
9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
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21%
 
Total votes : 126

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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:55 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Slowly.

Taking either one of the Netherlands cores mean't an instant coalition.
You can't get slower then one province.

Sure you can. Wait until you get some AE reduction bonuses, build spy networks with the scarier potential coalition members.

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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:09 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Slowly.

Taking either one of the Netherlands cores mean't an instant coalition.
You can't get slower then one province.

The problem is your lack of Flanders.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:15 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Taking either one of the Netherlands cores mean't an instant coalition.
You can't get slower then one province.

The problem is your lack of Flanders.

Stupid, sexy Flanders.

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Herador
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Postby Herador » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:42 pm

I'm finally fighting Russia as the US with my own faction and I'm winning, good god in heaven I'm winning.

...ok, too early to tell, but I'm not losing off the bat and my logistics are solid so I'm gonna call it a win.
My politics are real simple: I just want to be able to afford to go to the doctor.

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Ism
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Postby Ism » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:10 pm

Herador wrote:I'm finally fighting Russia as the US with my own faction and I'm winning, good god in heaven I'm winning.

...ok, too early to tell, but I'm not losing off the bat and my logistics are solid so I'm gonna call it a win.


You certainly sound like America.

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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:24 pm

So apparently the Ottomans can release a nation called Saruhan which has the White Hand of Saruman from LOTR.
More evidence that the Turk is not to be trusted.
https://i.redd.it/3i80h189gs001.png

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:52 pm

Genivaria wrote:So apparently the Ottomans can release a nation called Saruhan which has the White Hand of Saruman from LOTR.
More evidence that the Turk is not to be trusted.
https://i.redd.it/3i80h189gs001.png

Geni, please. Aragon, Saruhan, and Gonder have all been a running collective joke since EUIII, at least.
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:10 pm

Bralia wrote:
Genivaria wrote:So apparently the Ottomans can release a nation called Saruhan which has the White Hand of Saruman from LOTR.
More evidence that the Turk is not to be trusted.
https://i.redd.it/3i80h189gs001.png

Geni, please. Aragon, Saruhan, and Gonder have all been a running collective joke since EUIII, at least.

Hey I'm late to Reddit I guess.

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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:28 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Bralia wrote:Geni, please. Aragon, Saruhan, and Gonder have all been a running collective joke since EUIII, at least.

Hey I'm late to Reddit I guess.

Since I've been busting your balls all day, I'll grant you that. I've never really shown up to Reddit, so we're kinda in the same boat.
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Herador
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Postby Herador » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:49 pm

So how actually useful is a strategic bombing campagin on provinces with major VP targets? Cause I can't really tell what these B-17's are doing.
My politics are real simple: I just want to be able to afford to go to the doctor.

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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:42 pm

Out of all the possible kingdoms, Italy is this CK2 game's sick man of Europe. They went heretical really early on and after dozens of holy wars and a crusade haven't realized that it's a bad idea to do that when you are surrounded by big, hungry, Catholic kings.
I want to improve.
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Ism
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Postby Ism » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:46 pm

Wallenburg wrote:Out of all the possible kingdoms, Italy is this CK2 game's sick man of Europe. They went heretical really early on and after dozens of holy wars and a crusade haven't realized that it's a bad idea to do that when you are surrounded by big, hungry, Catholic kings.


Huh, Italy is doing badly in my game as well. Sicily is pretty strong though.

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Nature-Spirits
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Postby Nature-Spirits » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:04 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Ism wrote:
Defensive pact shenanigans?

Yep. I thought he would refuse under the circumstances, but apparently he felt it was better to have my troops occupy Rome while I kicked his friend's ass.
Genivaria wrote:Time to make an Anti-Pope.

Even better. The only explanation for his alliance with heretics is that he too is secretly a heretic! It's time for regime change.

Are you using a cosmetic mod? The coats of arms look off but very nice.
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:05 am

Nature-Spirits wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Yep. I thought he would refuse under the circumstances, but apparently he felt it was better to have my troops occupy Rome while I kicked his friend's ass.

Even better. The only explanation for his alliance with heretics is that he too is secretly a heretic! It's time for regime change.

Are you using a cosmetic mod? The coats of arms look off but very nice.

Yep. It's called Patrum Scuta.
I want to improve.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:14 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Nature-Spirits wrote:Are you using a cosmetic mod? The coats of arms look off but very nice.

Yep. It's called Patrum Scuta.

Did you murder the pope?
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:35 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:Yep. It's called Patrum Scuta.

Did you murder the pope?

Yes, in violation of GAR#417.
I want to improve.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:37 am

Wallenburg wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Did you murder the pope?

Yes, in violation of GAR#417.

Goooooooooood
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Herador
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Postby Herador » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:41 am

I made the mistake.

Ya know, the mistake?

I had Patton coming in north through Leningrad, Ike through the Balkens, and Omar through Iran and I was bearing down on the reds, I had Leningrad and Moscow and soon Stalingrad would be mine, they couldn't stop me.

And they didn't, supply lines did and my armies got ground to a pulp by attrition.

Russia OP plz nerf
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:43 am

Herador wrote:I made the mistake.

Ya know, the mistake?

You didnt kill the pope?
I had Patton coming in north through Leningrad, Ike through the Balkens, and Omar through Iran and I was bearing down on the reds, I had Leningrad and Moscow and soon Stalingrad would be mine, they couldn't stop me.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

And they didn't, supply lines did and my armies got ground to a pulp by attrition.

Russia OP plz nerf
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:44 am

Herador wrote:I made the mistake.

Ya know, the mistake?

I had Patton coming in north through Leningrad, Ike through the Balkens, and Omar through Iran and I was bearing down on the reds, I had Leningrad and Moscow and soon Stalingrad would be mine, they couldn't stop me.

And they didn't, supply lines did and my armies got ground to a pulp by attrition.

Russia OP plz nerf

сука блять rush the oil fields!
I want to improve.
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Herador
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Postby Herador » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:44 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Herador wrote:I made the mistake.

Ya know, the mistake?

You didnt kill the pope?
I had Patton coming in north through Leningrad, Ike through the Balkens, and Omar through Iran and I was bearing down on the reds, I had Leningrad and Moscow and soon Stalingrad would be mine, they couldn't stop me.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

And they didn't, supply lines did and my armies got ground to a pulp by attrition.

Russia OP plz nerf
ROSSIYA

All my Shermans and M3's were but toys compared to their snow and vodka.

My next plan is to rush nukes and solve this problem in the MacArthur Manner
My politics are real simple: I just want to be able to afford to go to the doctor.

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Herador
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Postby Herador » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:46 am

Herador wrote:All my Shermans and M3's were but toys compared to their snow and vodka.

My next plan is to rush nukes and solve this problem in the MacArthur Manner

Also I won't let some shitheads in the Balken's drag me into a war with Russia. Might be a good idea.

WW2 was just "The War For Romanian Independence"

It was some truly WW1 shit.
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Ostroeuropa
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:06 am

Herador wrote:So how actually useful is a strategic bombing campagin on provinces with major VP targets? Cause I can't really tell what these B-17's are doing.


Useless imo.
Battlefield support for the win.

The AI will make magic guns appear out of nowhere if it runs out, though not above a certain rate, and not to encircled units.

Strat bombing can force the AI to get to that "Magic guns" moment quicker (It's worth forcing it, since the rate it magically summons guns isn't tooooo bad, just an advantage over the player), but it's not as good as just killing the people holding the guns, imo, since you have to do that anyway.

It might be worthwhile for a defensive nation to strat bomb, not an offensive, wouldn't know.

If offensive, battlefield support.
If defensive, strat bomb.
If middle, tac.

Superior firepower/mobile warfare absolutely wrecks shit with battlefield support imo.
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Harbertia
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Postby Harbertia » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:30 am

I keep checking in on the thread hoping to get an update on Huskar's Zhao wife.
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Washington Resistance Army
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:31 am

Herador wrote:So how actually useful is a strategic bombing campagin on provinces with major VP targets? Cause I can't really tell what these B-17's are doing.


Protip: make your entire Air Force nothing but rocket interceptors. You'll never need anything else.
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