Paradox Games VII: Vicky III - Vicky Meets The Blorg

[Bralia]

Do they have better tech than you?

They have 7 and I have 5 apparently.

"Military tactics" is the king of combat modifiers. Do not ever engage an enemy with superior tactics.

[Ism]

So, the Pope is kind of a dick. I mean really, who excommunicates a 9 year old?

Really? The Cumans weren't satisfied ruling the Byzantines they had to take Hungary too? And how did Hinduism leapfrog to Eastern Europe from India? This is such a bizarre turn of events. Well I'll be interested to see where this goes and-

Holy shit where did that come from! That wasn't there a minute ago! I thought the Fatimids were bad. Maybe they'll be too busy whacking each other around to cause too much trouble.

Goddamnit I hate the Pope.

[Genivaria]

They have 7 and I have 5 apparently.

"Military tactics" is the king of combat modifiers. Do not ever engage an enemy with superior tactics.

But it was fucking BURGUNDY!
They're named after a COLOR!

[Ism]

"Military tactics" is the king of combat modifiers. Do not ever engage an enemy with superior tactics.

But it was fucking BURGUNDY!
They're named after a COLOR!

Or is the color named after them?

[Bralia]

"Military tactics" is the king of combat modifiers. Do not ever engage an enemy with superior tactics.

But it was fucking BURGUNDY!
They're named after a COLOR!

Burgundy is best at killing themselves by declaring war for Liége. Just wait for that to happen, then inherit them.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

"Military tactics" is the king of combat modifiers. Do not ever engage an enemy with superior tactics.

But it was fucking BURGUNDY!
They're named after a COLOR!

So was William III, but he still got to be King of England.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I see other people are having issues with the pope, there is a clear cut solution to this.

Kill the fucker

[Ism]

I see other people are having issues with the pope, there is a clear cut solution to this.

Kill the fucker

I'm waiting for the chance to install my anti-pope in Rome.

[Renoa]

I see other people are having issues with the pope, there is a clear cut solution to this.

Kill the fucker

I'm waiting for the chance to install my anti-pope in Rome.

Sure, running Anti-Pope.exe sounds like a good idea, but the reliability of the software is debatable and it does't interact well with other programs.

[Bralia]

I see other people are having issues with the pope, there is a clear cut solution to this.

Kill the fucker

Can people please stop trying to ruin Catholic moral authority? My game is beset on all sides by heathens, we need to keep the Pope strong!

I see other people are having issues with the pope, there is a clear cut solution to this.

Kill the fucker

I'm waiting for the chance to install my anti-pope in Rome.

ENOUGH WITH THE ANTI-POPES. Now is not the time!

[Genivaria]

I see other people are having issues with the pope, there is a clear cut solution to this.

Kill the fucker

Can people please stop trying to ruin Catholic moral authority? My game is beset on all sides by heathens, we need to keep the Pope strong!

I'm waiting for the chance to install my anti-pope in Rome.

ENOUGH WITH THE ANTI-POPES. Now is not the time!

It is PDX's fault for not letting us play theocracies in CK2.

[Genivaria]

Trying Holland game again.
Not even a year in and personal union with Burgundy suddenly ends.
....okay sure that works.
Allies with Austria.
Problem Burgundy?

[Kernan]

I just got my Chinafu to smash the Abbasid blob into zillions of little duchies and now pushing the infidels from the Holy Land will be comicily easy. Honestly my vassals are probably going to do a lot of the fighting for me. I got a beefy retinue so if one gets to powerful I can just revoke and hand stuff out.

[Ism]

I see other people are having issues with the pope, there is a clear cut solution to this.

Kill the fucker

Can people please stop trying to ruin Catholic moral authority? My game is beset on all sides by heathens, we need to keep the Pope strong!

I'm waiting for the chance to install my anti-pope in Rome.

ENOUGH WITH THE ANTI-POPES. Now is not the time!

You’re right, now is the time for the TRUE POPE to rule!

*Ism has converted to Fraticellism*

[Kernan]

Can people please stop trying to ruin Catholic moral authority? My game is beset on all sides by heathens, we need to keep the Pope strong!


ENOUGH WITH THE ANTI-POPES. Now is not the time!

You’re right, now is the time for the TRUE POPE to rule!

*Ism has converted to Fraticellism*

Kernan declares holy war on Ism

[Genivaria]

Just finished a war with Gelre and East Frisia.
Ostfriesland is not Dutch but it DOES have a coastal center of trade.
Should I annex?

I'm allied with Austria and I've heard that means he won't demand unlawful territory.

[Kernan]

Just finished a war with Gelre and East Frisia.
Ostfriesland is not Dutch but it DOES have a coastal center of trade.
Should I annex?

I'm allied with Austria and I've heard that means he won't demand unlawful territory.

Then snatch it up. He wont do anything against you as long as you dont get a coalition or whatever.

[Genivaria]

Just finished a war with Gelre and East Frisia.
Ostfriesland is not Dutch but it DOES have a coastal center of trade.
Should I annex?

I'm allied with Austria and I've heard that means he won't demand unlawful territory.

Then snatch it up. He wont do anything against you as long as you dont get a coalition or whatever.

Yeah bout that.

Oh cmon now, how am I supposed to become Netherlands!?

[Wallenburg]

Remain calm. We are the Church now. The heretical pretender has been unseated and replaced with a true believer. Remain calm.

[Genivaria]

Because fuck me right?

[Impaled Nazarene]

I can't wait to see more about revamped Field Marshals and how it will impact the super massive soviet army.

[Bralia]

Because fuck me right?

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You actually accepted that peace deal you shared earlier? Are you out of your god-damn mind?

[Genivaria]

Because fuck me right?

(Image)

You actually accepted that peace deal you shared earlier? Are you out of your god-damn mind?

.....a lil bit yeah.

[Ifreann]

Then snatch it up. He wont do anything against you as long as you dont get a coalition or whatever.

Yeah bout that.

Oh cmon now, how am I supposed to become Netherlands!?

Slowly.

[Genivaria]

Yeah bout that.

Oh cmon now, how am I supposed to become Netherlands!?

Slowly.

Taking either one of the Netherlands cores mean't an instant coalition.
You can't get slower then one province.