Paradox Games VII: Vicky III - Vicky Meets The Blorg

[Paketo]

I ported over that ck2 game to EU4 and .....This might be too easy.

[Genivaria]

I ported over that ck2 game to EU4 and .....This might be too easy.

Send this to UMN immediately.

[Ifreann]

Go home, Pope, you're drunk.

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Let my people go!

Pope wants that Constantinople so bad

Can't want it that bad, he didn't join the coalition against me. Had the Euros form a coalition against me, incidentally. Wallachia, Byzantium, Theodoro(who controls the whole Crimean peninsula) and Trebizond and Poland+Mazovia+Moldavia. It was fun. I blocked the Sea of Marmara so they had to come the long way around the Black Sea. When they did I broke some key occupations and trapped some armies in Anatolia. Ended up conquering Trebizond, releasing Morea, and leaving Wallachia so weak that Hungary attacked them.

And my soldiers kepy sacking my cities when they freed them from enemy occupations. Shower of barbarians. I am going to instil some professionalism into these pukes.

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Go home, Pope, you're drunk.

I can one-up you on the weirdness scale. You'll know it when you see it.

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Bralia, why is the Pope in the Protestant League?

Bralia why

[Bralia]

I can one-up you on the weirdness scale. You'll know it when you see it.

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Bralia, why is the Pope in the Protestant League?

Bralia why

. . . that's actually not what I meant and I didn't even notice this until now, but that interface definitely looks wrong. The left side is the Catholic League, the right are the Protestant-aligned forces.

The part that I intended to show off was Austria vassalizing Russian minors in the peace deal. I still can't believe that I actually fought for that dreadful result.

[Ifreann]

...
Bralia, why is the Pope in the Protestant League?

Bralia why

. . . that's actually not what I meant and I didn't even notice this until now, but that interface definitely looks wrong. The left side is the Catholic League, the right are the Protestant-aligned forces.

The part that I intended to show off was Austria vassalizing Russian minors in the peace deal. I still can't believe that I actually fought for that dreadful result.

Thirty Years War best war.

[Genivaria]

...
Bralia, why is the Pope in the Protestant League?

Bralia why

. . . that's actually not what I meant and I didn't even notice this until now, but that interface definitely looks wrong. The left side is the Catholic League, the right are the Protestant-aligned forces.

The part that I intended to show off was Austria vassalizing Russian minors in the peace deal. I still can't believe that I actually fought for that dreadful result.

When the sheer fuckery leaves Bralia stunned.

[Serrus]

How the Helheim do I naval invade?

Painfully.
First, you create the order.
When you click the order, it lights up a bunch of blue areas, click on the one you want your order to go from. Next, select the destination in a target country by right clicking. For convenience it also colors the naval bases blue and the regular shoreline green, you always want to invade a naval base. Then hit enter to finalize the order. Initially, you can only send a total of 10 divisions on a naval invasion, though if you upgrade your tech you can send more. Then it takes some time (and convoys) to prepare, and once it's prepared you need naval supremacy in the sea regions that it'll pass through. Then you can start it.

Is there any way for me to get Britain to shut up and go away faster? I'm Communist Germany, FYI.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I need a few quiet days to beat Ultra Moon then I'm going to smash back into HOI4 with a Taiwan game.

[Deramen]

I uh, forgot we made the switch until now...

[Danceria]

. . . that's actually not what I meant and I didn't even notice this until now, but that interface definitely looks wrong. The left side is the Catholic League, the right are the Protestant-aligned forces.

The part that I intended to show off was Austria vassalizing Russian minors in the peace deal. I still can't believe that I actually fought for that dreadful result.

When the sheer fuckery leaves Bralia stunned.

And that's why you don't poke the HRE.

[Wallenburg]

After two emperors and five excommunications, I have switched to Eastern Orthodoxy. Damn the Pope, he's just a bank robber with a funny hat.

[Bralia]

After two emperors and five excommunications, I have switched to Eastern Orthodoxy. Damn the Pope, he's just a bank robber with a funny hat.

Who are you playing as again? I've literally went through the past 10 pages and all I saw were some vague HRE shenanigans.

[Danceria]

After two emperors and five excommunications, I have switched to Eastern Orthodoxy. Damn the Pope, he's just a bank robber with a funny hat.

> not being Protestant or Reformed
Going to build big empires, I see.

[Bralia]

This is the worst thing in the history of ever.

[Genivaria]

This is the worst thing in the history of ever.

Mein Emperor, where are we!?

[Ism]

This is the worst thing in the history of ever.

Welp, off to therapy for me.

[Grenartia]

Go home, Pope, you're drunk.

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Let my people go!

Pope wants that Constantinople so bad

Theodoro apparently evicted Crimea from their own peninsula. Way to go, Theodoro.

[Grenartia]

This is the worst thing in the history of ever.

T H I C C

[Wallenburg]

After two emperors and five excommunications, I have switched to Eastern Orthodoxy. Damn the Pope, he's just a bank robber with a funny hat.

Who are you playing as again? I've literally went through the past 10 pages and all I saw were some vague HRE shenanigans.

I'm blobbing as the Emperor of Hispania.

[Herador]

Who are you playing as again? I've literally went through the past 10 pages and all I saw were some vague HRE shenanigans.

I'm blobbing as the Emperor of Hispania.

>Spaniards in my protestant England
>Greece in the Imperial Purple
>Seljuks everywhere

Oh good god I think I've had a stroke

Call my family, tell them to just smash my hard drive with a hammer

[Ism]

I'm blobbing as the Emperor of Hispania.

>Spaniards in my protestant England
>Greece in the Imperial Purple
>Seljuks everywhere

Oh good god I think I've had a stroke

Call my family, tell them to just smash my hard drive with a hammer

How about that purple Ireland? That's fun right?

[Herador]

>Spaniards in my protestant England
>Greece in the Imperial Purple
>Seljuks everywhere

Oh good god I think I've had a stroke

Call my family, tell them to just smash my hard drive with a hammer

How about that purple Ireland? That's fun right?

just kill me fam

[Genivaria]

>Spaniards in my protestant England
>Greece in the Imperial Purple
>Seljuks everywhere

Oh good god I think I've had a stroke

Call my family, tell them to just smash my hard drive with a hammer

How about that purple Ireland? That's fun right?

So lads what's u-
[SCREAMS IN CELTIC]

[Wallenburg]

How about that purple Ireland? That's fun right?

So lads what's u-
[SCREAMS IN CELTIC]

TFW your Scottish queen beds with a Greek.

[Genivaria]

So lads what's u-
[SCREAMS IN CELTIC]

TFW your Scottish queen beds with a Greek.

...Is that why my court reports so many castrations?
Here I thought the Welsh just got bored again.