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by Equalsun Empire » Thu May 24, 2018 11:30 am
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Anywhere Else But Here » Thu May 24, 2018 11:39 am
The Batavia wrote:I'm in a political deadlock, could someone give me some advice?
So I was preparing to go to war with the Mamluks, but then fucking Tunis declared on them and called me in their war, now I'm in a truce with them (I WANT FUCKING JERUSALEM GODDAMNIT!), Qara Qoyunlu is my ally but they're fucking useless (tHrEaThEnD) so I want to vasslize them but we're still Royally married. I could go against Hungary but they have a bunch of allies and Austria as their Junior partner, same for Poland and Lithuania.
by The Batavia » Thu May 24, 2018 11:45 am
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:The Batavia wrote:I'm in a political deadlock, could someone give me some advice?
So I was preparing to go to war with the Mamluks, but then fucking Tunis declared on them and called me in their war, now I'm in a truce with them (I WANT FUCKING JERUSALEM GODDAMNIT!), Qara Qoyunlu is my ally but they're fucking useless (tHrEaThEnD) so I want to vasslize them but we're still Royally married. I could go against Hungary but they have a bunch of allies and Austria as their Junior partner, same for Poland and Lithuania.
Crimea? Circassia? There are always opportunities for expansion when you're as big as the Ottomans.
Don't let the size of a rival's alliances paralyse you. At some point, you have to go to war with the big kids if you want that sweet power projection.
by Anywhere Else But Here » Thu May 24, 2018 11:48 am
The Batavia wrote:Anywhere Else But Here wrote:Crimea? Circassia? There are always opportunities for expansion when you're as big as the Ottomans.
Don't let the size of a rival's alliances paralyse you. At some point, you have to go to war with the big kids if you want that sweet power projection.
Crimea is my March, actually. Circassia is allied with Muscovy but I have Novgorod.
by The Batavia » Thu May 24, 2018 11:51 am
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:The Batavia wrote:Crimea is my March, actually. Circassia is allied with Muscovy but I have Novgorod.
In that case, does Crimea have claims? Could you feed it?
If Novgorod's your ally, I say go for a war with someone nearby, either Poland-Lithuania or Muscovy. Who are your rivals?
by Anywhere Else But Here » Thu May 24, 2018 12:00 pm
by The Batavia » Thu May 24, 2018 12:03 pm
by Renoa » Thu May 24, 2018 1:25 pm
by The Huskar Social Union » Thu May 24, 2018 1:29 pm
by Renoa » Thu May 24, 2018 1:34 pm
by The Huskar Social Union » Thu May 24, 2018 1:41 pm
Renoa wrote:Your replies are mediocre, so I'll go ahead and post the most Irish thing I can think of to spite your spitefulness: The Rubberbandits
by Impaled Nazarene » Thu May 24, 2018 1:41 pm
The Batavia wrote:I'm in a political deadlock, could someone give me some advice?
So I was preparing to go to war with the Mamluks, but then fucking Tunis declared on them and called me in their war, now I'm in a truce with them (I WANT FUCKING JERUSALEM GODDAMNIT!), Qara Qoyunlu is my ally but they're fucking useless (tHrEaThEnD) so I want to vasslize them but we're still Royally married. I could go against Hungary but they have a bunch of allies and Austria as their Junior partner, same for Poland and Lithuania.
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
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by Ifreann » Thu May 24, 2018 1:42 pm
Renoa wrote:Your replies are mediocre, so I'll go ahead and post the most Irish thing I can think of to spite your spitefulness: The Rubberbandits
by Anywhere Else But Here » Thu May 24, 2018 2:01 pm
Impaled Nazarene wrote:The Batavia wrote:I'm in a political deadlock, could someone give me some advice?
So I was preparing to go to war with the Mamluks, but then fucking Tunis declared on them and called me in their war, now I'm in a truce with them (I WANT FUCKING JERUSALEM GODDAMNIT!), Qara Qoyunlu is my ally but they're fucking useless (tHrEaThEnD) so I want to vasslize them but we're still Royally married. I could go against Hungary but they have a bunch of allies and Austria as their Junior partner, same for Poland and Lithuania.
Use your navy and take Sicily.
by Holy Tedalonia » Thu May 24, 2018 4:54 pm
by Serrus » Thu May 24, 2018 5:17 pm
Holy Tedalonia wrote:Bored, and looking for a scenario, so using a scenario generator. I started a new game as the duchy of Taradavadi (in India)
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/915799791344132860/5B7359759290663ED84129C182558C12FC532E14/
My goals are...
Have five heretic pentarchs
Survive depression
Own Rome as a pagan
Become your liege's lover, and then assassinate him
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by Wallenburg » Thu May 24, 2018 5:42 pm
Renoa wrote:Your replies are mediocre, so I'll go ahead and post the most Irish thing I can think of to spite your spitefulness: The Rubberbandits
by Renoa » Thu May 24, 2018 6:00 pm
Holy Tedalonia wrote:Bored, and looking for a scenario, so using a scenario generator. I started a new game as the duchy of Taradavadi (in India)
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/915799791344132860/5B7359759290663ED84129C182558C12FC532E14/
My goals are...
Have five heretic pentarchs
Survive depression
Own Rome as a pagan
Become your liege's lover, and then assassinate him
by Holy Tedalonia » Thu May 24, 2018 7:08 pm
Renoa wrote:Holy Tedalonia wrote:Bored, and looking for a scenario, so using a scenario generator. I started a new game as the duchy of Taradavadi (in India)
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/915799791344132860/5B7359759290663ED84129C182558C12FC532E14/
My goals are...
Have five heretic pentarchs
Survive depression
Own Rome as a pagan
Become your liege's lover, and then assassinate him
I think you should try to migrate up the sea coast and pick up a pagan religion on the way to Rome, then convert and already have one of the places needed for a Pentarch when you do. Your ability to survive all of the crusades and jihads that will inevitably be thrown your way may vary.
Serrus wrote:Holy Tedalonia wrote:Bored, and looking for a scenario, so using a scenario generator. I started a new game as the duchy of Taradavadi (in India)
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/915799791344132860/5B7359759290663ED84129C182558C12FC532E14/
My goals are...
Have five heretic pentarchs
Survive depression
Own Rome as a pagan
Become your liege's lover, and then assassinate him
Link the scenario EDIT generator?
by Lunas Legion » Thu May 24, 2018 8:40 pm
by Genivaria » Thu May 24, 2018 8:53 pm
Lunas Legion wrote:Guys, I have found true hard mode on CK2 using the scenario generator.
Starting Duchy: Iceland
Restrictions: Do not use factions
Goals:
Become the Saoshyant
As a heretic, defend against a great holy war from your parent religion
Be excommunicated
Have the strong trait
Own Rome and Constantinople as a pagan
by Bralia » Thu May 24, 2018 9:11 pm
The Batavia wrote:I'm in a political deadlock, could someone give me some advice?
So I was preparing to go to war with the Mamluks, but then fucking Tunis declared on them and called me in their war, now I'm in a truce with them (I WANT FUCKING JERUSALEM GODDAMNIT!), Qara Qoyunlu is my ally but they're fucking useless (tHrEaThEnD) so I want to vasslize them but we're still Royally married. I could go against Hungary but they have a bunch of allies and Austria as their Junior partner, same for Poland and Lithuania.
by Charnea » Fri May 25, 2018 12:12 am
Lunas Legion wrote:Guys, I have found true hard mode on CK2 using the scenario generator.
Starting Duchy: Iceland
Restrictions: Do not use factions
Goals:
Become the Saoshyant
As a heretic, defend against a great holy war from your parent religion
Be excommunicated
Have the strong trait
Own Rome and Constantinople as a pagan
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