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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
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2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
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23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
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29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
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10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
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9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
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21%
 
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Impaled Nazarene
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue May 15, 2018 2:12 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Italy is almost out of manpower and the United States joined my faction, know what that means italy?

This of course.
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United Muscovite Nations
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Postby United Muscovite Nations » Tue May 15, 2018 2:13 pm

Paradox's new game got leaked, It's a battle royale grand strategy game where the ocean slowly rises and destroys more and more coastal provinces forcing you inland. Last nation standing wins. Also it has loot boxes.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 15, 2018 2:55 pm

Making great progress across Southern China after finally beating the Attrition and Siamese and Japanese forces in the Indochina region. The Japanese have taken over most of Hawaii and have invaded Alaska, i cant remember their losses of the top of my head, but America has lost 997k soldiers.

My casualties sit at 370k ish, because my casualties from the war against italy and hungary are no longer being counted, would be another 150k on top of that i guess.


Oh and most of my navy is gone again.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 15, 2018 2:56 pm

"I FEEL THE WARP OVER TAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD PAIN! DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?" - Japanese Army, Indochina 1942 colourised.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Tue May 15, 2018 2:58 pm

United Muscovite Nations wrote:Paradox's new game got leaked, It's a battle royale grand strategy game where the ocean slowly rises and destroys more and more coastal provinces forcing you inland. Last nation standing wins. Also it has loot boxes.

BRB, pre-ordering 19 copies
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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 15, 2018 3:00 pm

Ifreann wrote:
United Muscovite Nations wrote:Paradox's new game got leaked, It's a battle royale grand strategy game where the ocean slowly rises and destroys more and more coastal provinces forcing you inland. Last nation standing wins. Also it has loot boxes.

BRB, pre-ordering 19 copies

Give Papa Johan all your money Yay!
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Abserdia
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abserdia » Tue May 15, 2018 3:04 pm

Don't ask why, just know this:

France did all the work in my war for Sicily.
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Ifreann
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue May 15, 2018 3:46 pm

I don't know for sure, I was busy being at war with the Ottomans at the time, but I think someone dismantled the HRE during the Thirty Years War.

Which, I guess, is one way to keep heretics from being the emperor.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 15, 2018 4:02 pm


Why did you invade xicily as brazil?
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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Tue May 15, 2018 4:04 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:

Why did you invade xicily as brazil?

What did I just say?

Oh well, I did it because...

well...

I can. And Sicily has workers.
Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

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I barely learned the tune
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Castiliae et Legionis
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Ex-Nation

Postby Castiliae et Legionis » Tue May 15, 2018 4:07 pm

Abserdia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Why did you invade xicily as brazil?

What did I just say?

Oh well, I did it because...

well...

I can. And Sicily has workers.

Get out m8
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Renoa
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Renoa » Tue May 15, 2018 4:14 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Italy is almost out of manpower and the United States joined my faction, know what that means italy?

This of course.

Please, earrape warning next time. I'm starting to fear clicking links on this thread because people think giving other people tinnitus is hilarious.
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Serrus
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Serrus » Tue May 15, 2018 4:58 pm

Finally, a British communist tree.
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Possible. Zombies are cool now.

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Washington Resistance Army
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue May 15, 2018 5:02 pm



>March on London

oyes, doing this ASAP
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West Leas Oros
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Postby West Leas Oros » Tue May 15, 2018 5:03 pm


Oh yes.
Just your friendly neighborhood democratic socialist revisionist traitor.
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Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like fascists and communists. Or libertarians and communists. Or social democrats and communists. Or communists and other communists! Damn commies, they ruined communism!"

The Xenopolis Confederation wrote:Oros, no. Please. You were the chosen one. You were meant to debunk the tankies, not join them. Bring balance to the left, not leave it in darkness.

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Serrus
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Postby Serrus » Tue May 15, 2018 5:05 pm


STAHP IT
Katganistan wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:maybe japan wanted the zombie attack.

Possible. Zombies are cool now.

Eastern Raarothorgren wrote:News websites are good and reasonable soruces of information or they would not be on the internet if they were saying things that were incorrect.

This is why rules exist, kids!
Keshiland wrote:I am yes arguing that the 1st 4 are not binding to the states and yes I know that in most Republican states they would ban the freedom of religion and the freedom of essembally but I don't live there and I hate guns!

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
You glorifted ducking wanabe sea pheasant

Platapusses are not rel
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West Leas Oros
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Postby West Leas Oros » Tue May 15, 2018 5:10 pm

Serrus wrote:
West Leas Oros wrote:Oh yes.

STAHP IT

made a mistake it’s Britain so this makes more sense
Just your friendly neighborhood democratic socialist revisionist traitor.
PMT nation. Economically to the left of Karl Marx. Social justice is a bourgeois plot.
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like fascists and communists. Or libertarians and communists. Or social democrats and communists. Or communists and other communists! Damn commies, they ruined communism!"

The Xenopolis Confederation wrote:Oros, no. Please. You were the chosen one. You were meant to debunk the tankies, not join them. Bring balance to the left, not leave it in darkness.

WLO Public News: Protest turns violent as Orosian Anarchists burn building. 2 found dead, 8 injured. Investigation continues.
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Paketo
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Ex-Nation

Postby Paketo » Tue May 15, 2018 8:04 pm



>Convert German Sauerkraut factories

Nice
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Tue May 15, 2018 8:13 pm


Downloading.
Nice find Serrus.
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Tue May 15, 2018 9:02 pm

Lol, you plebs looking forward to Vicky 3.
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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Tue May 15, 2018 9:10 pm



Where's the option for CK3?
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Wallenburg
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wallenburg » Tue May 15, 2018 9:33 pm


Victoria 4 confirmed.
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Charnea
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Ex-Nation

Postby Charnea » Tue May 15, 2018 11:29 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:


Where's the option for CK3?

CK3 would explode my face right off of my head just by the act of me witnessing it's existence.
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Bralia
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Postby Bralia » Wed May 16, 2018 12:07 am

Teaser #6: It's not CK3, you twats.
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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Wed May 16, 2018 2:11 am



You're not proving me wrong with that Bralia. I can dream dammit!

Also I'm defo leaning towards Rome II over Vicky III since religion was a footnote in Vicky II. Like you could play the game without ever needing to deal with it.
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