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Should Impaled Nazarene be declared eternal ruler and god-emperor of the paradox thread?

1. Yes master! HAIL NAZ!
11
9%
2. Remove me like you remove your kebabs daddy!
29
23%
3. In Huskar's Ice Picked Skull we trust!
36
29%
4. Bralia is a witch! BURN HER!!!
13
10%
5. Impaled Nazarene for General Secretary of the Global Communist Party!
11
9%
6. We are 'men of Science we'll let (Rigged) RNStalin decide! (obligatory joke option)
26
21%
 
Total votes : 126

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The Batavia
Minister
 
Posts: 3420
Founded: May 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:13 pm

Ifreann wrote:Won a war against a four empire federation.

Got attacked by a different four empire federation.

This is discrimination, I am calling the Galactic UN.

ETA: At least this war is just on two fronts.

This is outragous, it's unfair.
In a nutshell: Batavia is a PMT Democratic Republic located in Western Europe. It is an Economic powerhouse with one of the strongest militaries in the world. This nation somewhat represents my political views.
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Dylar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5421
Founded: Jan 07, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dylar » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:15 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Won a war against a four empire federation.

Got attacked by a different four empire federation.

This is discrimination, I am calling the Galactic UN.

ETA: At least this war is just on two fronts.

This is outragous, it's unfair.

Take a seat, young Batavia
St. Albert the Great wrote:"Natural science does not consist in ratifying what others have said, but in seeking the causes of phenomena."
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Genivaria
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 63265
Founded: Mar 29, 2011
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Genivaria » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:29 pm

Dylar wrote:
The Batavia wrote:This is outragous, it's unfair.

Take a seat, young Batavia

Hayden Christensen was an entitled punk.
General Sherman did nothing wrong, fact.
Liberal Social Democrat.

Proud denouncer of the Taliban.

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Post War America
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5772
Founded: Sep 05, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Post War America » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:30 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Dylar wrote:Take a seat, young Batavia

Hayden Christensen was an entitled punk.


He was indeed much better when he turned into James Earl Jones.
Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
Proudly Banned from the 10000 Islands
For those who care
A PMT Social Democratic Genepunk/Post Cyberpunk Nation the practices big (atomic) stick diplomacy
Not Post-Apocalyptic
Economic Left: -9.62
Social Libertarian: -6.00
Unrepentant New England Yankee
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.

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The Batavia
Minister
 
Posts: 3420
Founded: May 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:35 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Dylar wrote:Take a seat, young Batavia

Hayden Christensen was an entitled punk.

I don't like sand.
In a nutshell: Batavia is a PMT Democratic Republic located in Western Europe. It is an Economic powerhouse with one of the strongest militaries in the world. This nation somewhat represents my political views.
8values results 9Axes results
Why I stay out of NSG
Have you ever seen a moderator warning another moderator?
This has been said before and I'll say it again: Forum 7 was the best in 2017
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Switzo-Polish Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 592
Founded: Sep 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Switzo-Polish Republic » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:43 pm

The Batavia wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Hayden Christensen was an entitled punk.

I don't like sand.

*throws Batavia into a beach* Anyways, are canals worth the time in EU4? I'm thinking about building the Suez in my Mamluk game.
1 - Life Ending War
2 - Major/World/Universal War
3 - Switzo-Polish Forces Deployed
4 - Tension Risen, Switzo-Polish Defense Forces on Alert
5 - Peacetime<--
Political Score:
Economic Left/Right: -2.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.31
The Batavia wrote:I don't like sand.


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Lesser Switzo-Poland and me are the same person.
Please, call me Switzo.

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Genivaria
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 63265
Founded: Mar 29, 2011
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Genivaria » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:45 pm

Gonna play a Commonwealth of Man game, gonna stomp some xenos.
General Sherman did nothing wrong, fact.
Liberal Social Democrat.

Proud denouncer of the Taliban.

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Dylar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5421
Founded: Jan 07, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dylar » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:53 pm

So, if I haven't played Stellaris, EU4, or CK2, am I still on the council, but am not granted the rank of Master?
St. Albert the Great wrote:"Natural science does not consist in ratifying what others have said, but in seeking the causes of phenomena."
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Against: gun control, abortion, militant atheism
Interests: Video Games, Military History, Catholic theology, Sci-Fi, and Table-Top Miniatures games
Favorite music genres: Metal, Drinking songs, Polka, Military Marches, Hardbass, and Movie/Video Game soundtracks

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The Batavia
Minister
 
Posts: 3420
Founded: May 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:14 pm

Switzo-Polish Republic wrote:
The Batavia wrote:I don't like sand.

*throws Batavia into a beach* Anyways, are canals worth the time in EU4? I'm thinking about building the Suez in my Mamluk game.

This is me right now
In a nutshell: Batavia is a PMT Democratic Republic located in Western Europe. It is an Economic powerhouse with one of the strongest militaries in the world. This nation somewhat represents my political views.
8values results 9Axes results
Why I stay out of NSG
Have you ever seen a moderator warning another moderator?
This has been said before and I'll say it again: Forum 7 was the best in 2017
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Post War America
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5772
Founded: Sep 05, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Post War America » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:44 pm

Dylar wrote:So, if I haven't played Stellaris, EU4, or CK2, am I still on the council, but am not granted the rank of Master?


You're not on the council either.
Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
Proudly Banned from the 10000 Islands
For those who care
A PMT Social Democratic Genepunk/Post Cyberpunk Nation the practices big (atomic) stick diplomacy
Not Post-Apocalyptic
Economic Left: -9.62
Social Libertarian: -6.00
Unrepentant New England Yankee
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.

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Dylar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5421
Founded: Jan 07, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dylar » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:45 pm

Post War America wrote:
Dylar wrote:So, if I haven't played Stellaris, EU4, or CK2, am I still on the council, but am not granted the rank of Master?


You're not on the council either.

oh. *weeps in poor*
St. Albert the Great wrote:"Natural science does not consist in ratifying what others have said, but in seeking the causes of phenomena."
Pro: Life, Catholic, religious freedom, guns
Against: gun control, abortion, militant atheism
Interests: Video Games, Military History, Catholic theology, Sci-Fi, and Table-Top Miniatures games
Favorite music genres: Metal, Drinking songs, Polka, Military Marches, Hardbass, and Movie/Video Game soundtracks

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Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 133411
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:13 pm

7 months until Titans.
With >400 fleet capacity I should be able to field three.
And as soon as I get Titans, I'm taking the Colossus ascension perk.

Had about enough of these motherfucking xenos in my motherfucking galaxy.
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Banter For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Snark That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Sarcasm
He/Him

Dangerous this Jack o' Hearts.
With his kiss
the riot
starts

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Impaled Nazarene
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8477
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:28 pm

You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!
Non-binary Aromantic Asexual Asperger's Syndrome Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Abserdia
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 19215
Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Abserdia » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:29 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!

Not a fan of vanilla Ironman?
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Post War America
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Posts: 5772
Founded: Sep 05, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Post War America » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:30 pm

Ifreann wrote:7 months until Titans.
With >400 fleet capacity I should be able to field three.
And as soon as I get Titans, I'm taking the Colossus ascension perk.

Had about enough of these motherfucking xenos in my motherfucking galaxy.


I concur with this assessment, tho my fleet cap is considerably smaller.
Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
Proudly Banned from the 10000 Islands
For those who care
A PMT Social Democratic Genepunk/Post Cyberpunk Nation the practices big (atomic) stick diplomacy
Not Post-Apocalyptic
Economic Left: -9.62
Social Libertarian: -6.00
Unrepentant New England Yankee
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.

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Impaled Nazarene
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8477
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:37 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!

Not a fan of vanilla Ironman?

My way of playing is something like this.
1. download game and hope settings are good
2. play a nation that i'm familiar with (usually Prussia/Germany) on the easiest difficulty
3. begin playing and try to bumble my way through a few years
4. fail miserably
5. get a tad bit better from experience or guides
6. play a few easiest campaigns as varying nations
7. download mods that improve the game in small ways (which disables achievements)
8. Play improved vanilla game
9. download major mods like RT56 and Kaiserreich
10. play however i want but since even the smallest mods are enabled achievements are disabled.
Non-binary Aromantic Asexual Asperger's Syndrome Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 133411
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:43 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!

Image
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Banter For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Snark That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Sarcasm
He/Him

Dangerous this Jack o' Hearts.
With his kiss
the riot
starts

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Post War America
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5772
Founded: Sep 05, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Post War America » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:47 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!


It happens, Vanilla Ironman is all well and good, but disabling them entirely is not terrible.
Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
Proudly Banned from the 10000 Islands
For those who care
A PMT Social Democratic Genepunk/Post Cyberpunk Nation the practices big (atomic) stick diplomacy
Not Post-Apocalyptic
Economic Left: -9.62
Social Libertarian: -6.00
Unrepentant New England Yankee
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.

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The Huskar Social Union
Post Czar
 
Posts: 40025
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:56 pm

Playing ironman is... frustrating.. but no where near as bad as XCOM ironman. Whats that, wanting to move your guy to the low wall on the roof? Nah he jumps off and runs into the open in front of a full unit of aliens with no cover because the ui freaked out and shifted the mouse cursor cuz fuck you commander.
Scary Spooky Leftist #19879417 An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Loyal to Dragonstone and the King in the Narrow Sea
"They fight bravely. They cannot harm our ships but they continue to try"
"Whether they fight or not they know the will die anyway, so really is this bravery or simple desperation?
"
Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Post War America
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5772
Founded: Sep 05, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Post War America » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:02 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Playing ironman is... frustrating.. but no where near as bad as XCOM ironman. Whats that, wanting to move your guy to the low wall on the roof? Nah he jumps off and runs into the open in front of a full unit of aliens with no cover because the ui freaked out and shifted the mouse cursor cuz fuck you commander.


You say that like its funny. I lost a lot of good soldiers that way man.
Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
Proudly Banned from the 10000 Islands
For those who care
A PMT Social Democratic Genepunk/Post Cyberpunk Nation the practices big (atomic) stick diplomacy
Not Post-Apocalyptic
Economic Left: -9.62
Social Libertarian: -6.00
Unrepentant New England Yankee
Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.

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The Huskar Social Union
Post Czar
 
Posts: 40025
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:06 pm

Post War America wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Playing ironman is... frustrating.. but no where near as bad as XCOM ironman. Whats that, wanting to move your guy to the low wall on the roof? Nah he jumps off and runs into the open in front of a full unit of aliens with no cover because the ui freaked out and shifted the mouse cursor cuz fuck you commander.


You say that like its funny. I lost a lot of good soldiers that way man.

Exactly! Thats why ironman mode in xcom is evil.

Stellaris its not too bad, and i like going into it every now and then for achievements, but im going to just play some regular ones now with a few mods.
Scary Spooky Leftist #19879417 An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Loyal to Dragonstone and the King in the Narrow Sea
"They fight bravely. They cannot harm our ships but they continue to try"
"Whether they fight or not they know the will die anyway, so really is this bravery or simple desperation?
"
Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Salus Maior
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15595
Founded: Jun 16, 2014
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Salus Maior » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:07 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:You think you guys have it rough? I've never earned one achievement in a paradox game!


I have like a couple and almost an 1000 hour playtime. Mostly because I almost never play vanilla.
Traditionalist Catholic and Constitutional Monarchist.

This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief. -1 Timothy 1:15

“My entire endeavor has always been to clearly recognize the Will of God in all things and to follow it as completely as possible.” -Blessed Charles of Austria, last Habsburg Emperor

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Lunas Legion
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29527
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:09 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Post War America wrote:
You say that like its funny. I lost a lot of good soldiers that way man.

Exactly! Thats why ironman mode in xcom is evil.

Stellaris its not too bad, and i like going into it every now and then for achievements, but im going to just play some regular ones now with a few mods.


Pfft. Try Ironman XCOM but with the Long War mod. Now that is true pain.
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The Huskar Social Union
Post Czar
 
Posts: 40025
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:11 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Exactly! Thats why ironman mode in xcom is evil.

Stellaris its not too bad, and i like going into it every now and then for achievements, but im going to just play some regular ones now with a few mods.


Pfft. Try Ironman XCOM but with the Long War mod. Now that is true pain.

Im not a masochist.
Scary Spooky Leftist #19879417 An Atheist Irishman from Belfast Loyal to Dragonstone and the King in the Narrow Sea
"They fight bravely. They cannot harm our ships but they continue to try"
"Whether they fight or not they know the will die anyway, so really is this bravery or simple desperation?
"
Yeh: The Red Agenda, Purging the Xenos, Not being a prick, Vidya Gaemz, Art, Science, History, Old Gregg, Blondes, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Erecting fortifications, Tanks.
Neh: The Blue Agenda, Being a prick, Xenos, Racism, National/Religious wankery, Zealots, Gatekeeping, Alt-right/SJW Snowflakes, Random lists, Dismantling Fortifications, Cabbage.

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Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 133411
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:31 pm

Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Banter For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Snark That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Sarcasm
He/Him

Dangerous this Jack o' Hearts.
With his kiss
the riot
starts

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