Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[Impaled Nazarene]

No. The Dutch suck.
Flanders>Germany>Luxembourg>The Netherlands>Every other country in the world>North and South Korea>Shit>The bacteria inhabiting said shit>the parasites inhabiting said shit>The viruses inhabiting the parasites>Wallonia.

Wat did u just say, nibba?

The
Dutch
Suck.

[Genivaria]

Oh i forgot i took Brest and Brittany from France, so thats Third Ireland.

Fuck it, just call the whole thing Greater Eire.

IRISH BLOOD INTENSIFIES!

[Anywhere Else But Here]

I demand a referendum on English independence!

Anexit?

No, no. That they annexed it was what got us into this mess.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Anexit?

No, no. That they annexed it was what got us into this mess.

Hey! I built factories! and Roads!

Ive stimulated the British workforce for the manufacturing of Warships and other fun things.

[Genivaria]

It is obviously the Celtic Alliance you Anglo scum.

I demand a referendum on English independence!

You mean Occupied Southern Albion.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I demand a referendum on English independence!

You mean Occupied Southern Albion.

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

NOTHING BAD IS HAPPENING TO BRITISH PEOPLE.

[Genivaria]

You mean Occupied Southern Albion.

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

NOTHING BAD IS HAPPENING TO BRITISH PEOPLE.

IRELAND FOR IRISH! ANGLOS GET OUT!

[Anywhere Else But Here]

You mean Occupied Southern Albion.

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

NOTHING BAD IS HAPPENING TO BRITISH PEOPLE.

Typical. Even when the whole of the British Isles is occupied, it's still Ulster that's the troublemaker.

[The Huskar Social Union]

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

NOTHING BAD IS HAPPENING TO BRITISH PEOPLE.

IRELAND FOR IRISH! ANGLOS GET OUT!

They are all citizens of ireland tho, we are all sons and daughters of the emerald isle.

And its annexed territories

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

NOTHING BAD IS HAPPENING TO BRITISH PEOPLE.

Typical. Even when the whole of the British Isles is occupied, it's still Ulster that's the troublemaker.

Im trying my best to solve the troubles there, ive recognized Ulster Scots, ive imprisoned the general responsible for bloody Wednesday and set up a joint cultural agency to bolster peace


edit: I also annexed Iceland too, they literally could not stop me.

Im also going to invade norway in like a month.

[Wallenburg]

It's fine, those Charlies are inferior to true Celtic blood anyway.

Im trying to deal with it peacefully, i dont want to start the fucking troubles damn it

You need to research pure Celtic skull shape and segregate those with impure genetics.

[Renoa]

Sweden just got pissy with me because I withdrew my support for their independence.

Listen here you little bastards, maybe if you actually rebelled instead of sitting there strangling your collective dicks for a decade, I wouldn't have decided that opening up a diplo slot for Ulster would be more worth my time.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

Sweden just got pissy with me because I withdrew my support for their independence.

Listen here you little bastards, maybe if you actually rebelled instead of sitting there strangling your collective dicks for a decade, I wouldn't have decided that opening up a diplo slot for Ulster would be more worth my time.

Ulster, eh? I hear an alliance comes at a cost of £1bn.

[Renoa]

Sweden just got pissy with me because I withdrew my support for their independence.

Listen here you little bastards, maybe if you actually rebelled instead of sitting there strangling your collective dicks for a decade, I wouldn't have decided that opening up a diplo slot for Ulster would be more worth my time.

Ulster, eh? I hear an alliance comes at a cost of £1bn.

It's going to come at a cost of whatever the hell I feel like because I'm England and if they aren't willing to be integrated by the pen, they will be integrated by the sword. I don't care if that means sending 5,000 Welsh conscripts Brave Soldiers to certain death, Ulster will be mine.

/endTudor

[Genivaria]

Haha! Suck it France! Fur das Vaterland!
Let's see how India is doing.
I....like your enthusism 'Kaiser' but your little empire needs work.

[Ifreann]

The British army was actually bigger than i thought, like twice my size, seems my intelligence was wrong about that.

Oh boy

And my fleet is gone bar two cruisers, so my army is stranded in england.

Fuck it, service by requirement! Get all the lads hey boy

Jobs for the boys. All the boys. The jobs are not optional.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IRELAND INTENSIFIES THUSLY

You must now conquer the ancient homeland of our people.

Africa.

[The Knockout Gun Gals]

AQ and QQ are getting some attention in the next EUIV update.

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Another thing which will be of interest to the Sheep Federations and frankly any nation in the neighborhood of the Ottomans is a change we've done for the Turkish behemoth. In 1444, we have removed all foreign Anatolian cores for the Ottomans. Candar, Karaman, Ramazan, Dulkadir and Aq Qoyunlu may breath a collective sign of relief that Osmanoglu's rise to dominance will be more contested than before.

*gasps in Turkish*

why remove foreign anatolian cores

is pain

no more glorious ottoman as easy as before

[The Knockout Gun Gals]

What's everyone's favourite country to play as in Kaiserreich? I've been enjoying trying different countries out, but I'm not sure who to do next.

Poland is particularly enjoyable AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT POLAND-LITHUANIAN COMMONWEALTH.

Pacific States of America is actually quite nice, as well as Japan. Of course, how can we forget the Union of Britain, the only true syndicalist nation?

[Genivaria]

What's everyone's favourite country to play as in Kaiserreich? I've been enjoying trying different countries out, but I'm not sure who to do next.

I'd say Russia or AUS.
Sadly the current NP branch for Russia sucks atm.

[The Knockout Gun Gals]

What's everyone's favourite country to play as in Kaiserreich? I've been enjoying trying different countries out, but I'm not sure who to do next.

I'd say Russia or AUS.
Sadly the current NP branch for Russia sucks atm.

AUS? I though Australia still has no unique national focus.

[The Olog-Hai]

What's everyone's favourite country to play as in Kaiserreich? I've been enjoying trying different countries out, but I'm not sure who to do next.

They're all so much fun. I like playing Italy (North or South, it doesn't matter, though if I play southern Italy I've just got to go with Mussolini), probably the most right now.

[Genivaria]

I'd say Russia or AUS.
Sadly the current NP branch for Russia sucks atm.

AUS? I though Australia still has no unique national focus.

American Union State.
The Kingfish is a hero of the South.

[The Olog-Hai]

AUS? I though Australia still has no unique national focus.

American Union State.
The Kingfish is a hero of the South.

Yeah, AUS is fun, but if I play it I only go with Huey Long.
What a man.

[The Knockout Gun Gals]

AUS? I though Australia still has no unique national focus.

American Union State.
The Kingfish is a hero of the South.

Ah, that. Sorry. Yes, I like it too, although to achieve even the half of it national focus you need to win, and CSA as well as USA proved to be stronger than AUS. Huey Long's better than the Jim Crow one.

[The Olog-Hai]

American Union State.
The Kingfish is a hero of the South.

Ah, that. Sorry. Yes, I like it too, although to achieve even the half of it national focus you need to win, and CSA as well as USA proved to be stronger than AUS. Huey Long's better than the Jim Crow one.

Yes, the reason AUS is more rewarding is because it's harder.

[Ifreann]

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*gasps in Turkish*

why remove foreign anatolian cores

is pain

no more glorious ottoman as easy as before

I blame Dulkadir.