Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[Versail]

huskar why u do this

He attacked Sicily, what you want from me? To be a rational human being who does not go ridiculously overboard?

I see nothing wrong with what you did.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Oh yeah ive tortured the fuck out of some people in this game, it just got worse on from that kid.

So, did you try to massacre all the french as an English Duke?

I dont play as the english that much, or the french.

I tend to kill a ton of the former as Norse vikings or Irish Norse vikings though.

Nope.

Probably some fucked up mod that adds it in, alongside other things.

But i just stick to the vanilla torture, blind, castrate, banish stuff etc.

By worse on in my case i meant wiping out entire families for no real reason other than because i could. I had one muslim lord who absolutely hated my guts because i killed like five of his kids, three of his wives and two brothers and castrated him.

Not cruel enough!
As a Muslim, I decided to take over a few neighbouring provinces (especially Sicily) and decided to kill Every, single Christian on that island.

Bit much like, all have their uses. If they keep in line.

[The Parron Republic]

So, did you try to massacre all the french as an English Duke?

I dont play as the english that much, or the french.

I tend to kill a ton of the former as Norse vikings or Irish Norse vikings though.

Not cruel enough!
As a Muslim, I decided to take over a few neighbouring provinces (especially Sicily) and decided to kill Every, single Christian on that island.

Bit much like, all have their uses. If they keep in line.

They are not the best........so.................Kill Them!........wait, this bishop is a friend of the Pope, and he is full of virtue, better leave him alone.
- me upon conquering Sicily.

[Wisconsin9]

Does pedophillia exist in CK2?

Nope.

Probably some fucked up mod that adds it in, alongside other things.

But i just stick to the vanilla torture, blind, castrate, banish stuff etc.

By worse on in my case i meant wiping out entire families for no real reason other than because i could. I had one muslim lord who absolutely hated my guts because i killed like five of his kids, three of his wives and two brothers and castrated him.

New item on my CK2 bucket list: wipe out an entire family except for the youngest son, who is to be castrated.

[Genivaria]

Nope.

Probably some fucked up mod that adds it in, alongside other things.

But i just stick to the vanilla torture, blind, castrate, banish stuff etc.

By worse on in my case i meant wiping out entire families for no real reason other than because i could. I had one muslim lord who absolutely hated my guts because i killed like five of his kids, three of his wives and two brothers and castrated him.

New item on my CK2 bucket list: wipe out an entire family except for the youngest son, who is to be castrated.

I think the event is unique for that.
Something like "Wow you're a real piece of work aren't you?"

[Gondolaulus]

New item on my CK2 bucket list: wipe out an entire family except for the youngest son, who is to be castrated.

I think the event is unique for that.
Something like "Wow you're a real piece of work aren't you?"

Searched my old screenshots.

You're correct

I thought I raped this slave, then tortured and castrated her husband. Did I tell you that she is deaf?

[Genivaria]

I think the event is unique for that.
Something like "Wow you're a real piece of work aren't you?"

Searched my old screenshots.

You're correct

I thought I raped this slave, then tortured and castrated her husband. Did I tell you that she is deaf?

I demand to know what mod you're using.

[Gondolaulus]

Searched my old screenshots.

You're correct

I thought I raped this slave, then tortured and castrated her husband. Did I tell you that she is deaf?

I demand to know what mod you're using.

I used Lux Invicta. But I am a cheap torrenter so yeah.

[Balochistan and New York]

I just cleared 11 loans in Eu4 legit.. It feels good. Also any tips on what to do when not at war?

[The Huskar Social Union]

I just cleared 11 loans in Eu4 legit.. It feels good. Also any tips on what to do when not at war?

Alliances, fabrication of claims, development of provinces, taking over trade routes with merchants and more ships, personal unions etc.

Just what ever interests you the most and what could benefit you really.

[Gondolaulus]

I just cleared 11 loans in Eu4 legit.. It feels good. Also any tips on what to do when not at war?

Fabricate claims to go to war.

[Alvecia]

I just cleared 11 loans in Eu4 legit.. It feels good. Also any tips on what to do when not at war?

Prepare for more war

[The Huskar Social Union]

I just cleared 11 loans in Eu4 legit.. It feels good. Also any tips on what to do when not at war?

Prepare for more war

Also this.

Prepare for the final assault on your enemies that shall see them flee before you.

[Altito Asmoro]

huskar why u do this

He attacked Sicily, what you want from me? To be a rational human being who does not go ridiculously overboard?

it's not worth just Sicily.

If he's attacked the entire peninsula, now that's different.

I just cleared 11 loans in Eu4 legit.. It feels good. Also any tips on what to do when not at war?

Bidding for the throne.

Of the world.

[Ifreann]

I just cleared 11 loans in Eu4 legit.. It feels good. Also any tips on what to do when not at war?

Set speed to 5 and read a book.

[Gondolaulus]

He attacked Sicily, what you want from me? To be a rational human being who does not go ridiculously overboard?

it's not worth just Sicily.

If he's attacked the entire peninsula, now that's different.

You should not feel pity.

If he feels pain bother for him. He should have expected it coming around.

[Impaled Nazarene]

It is my birthday, since my laptop hasn't arrived yet can someone do a Ottoman and Prussia friendship campaign where they conquer the world together?

[The Huskar Social Union]

It is my birthday, since my laptop hasn't arrived yet can someone do a Ottoman and Prussia friendship campaign where they conquer the world together?

Prussia is my sworn enemy, well one of many, so i cannot do that.

I may however, play a Turkish game in HOI4 and reforge the Ottoman empire of old for you.


In return i ask only one thing.

edit: Also happy birthday

[Impaled Nazarene]

It is my birthday, since my laptop hasn't arrived yet can someone do a Ottoman and Prussia friendship campaign where they conquer the world together?

Prussia is my sworn enemy, well one of many, so i cannot do that.

I may however, play a Turkish game in HOI4 and reforge the Ottoman empire of old for you.


In return i ask only one thing.

edit: Also happy birthday

You want a picture of me wearing my Soviet Ushanka? Also thank you for both!!

[The Huskar Social Union]

Prussia is my sworn enemy, well one of many, so i cannot do that.

I may however, play a Turkish game in HOI4 and reforge the Ottoman empire of old for you.


In return i ask only one thing.

edit: Also happy birthday

You want a picture of me wearing my Soviet Ushanka?

No,

the soul of your firstborn!

Though that would a bonus.

[Impaled Nazarene]

You want a picture of me wearing my Soviet Ushanka?

No,

the soul of your firstborn!

Though that would a bonus.

You're asking an Aromantic Asexual for their firstborn. That's a very difficult task. And no you can't have my soul I already sold it for a steam sale.

[The Huskar Social Union]

No,

the soul of your firstborn!

Though that would a bonus.

You're asking an Aromantic Asexual for their firstborn. That's a very difficult task. And no you can't have my soul I already sold it for a steam sale.

Very valid point actually.

Then no dice, no ottoman restoration for you.

[Impaled Nazarene]

You're asking an Aromantic Asexual for their firstborn. That's a very difficult task. And no you can't have my soul I already sold it for a steam sale.

Very valid point actually.

Then no dice, no ottoman restoration for you.

Not even for ushanka pic? Very well I respect your defiance and offer you contracts to our warship manufacturers on the Norwegian coast.

[Herargon]

That's it, Berlin's ours.

Redid it as communist Netherlands, Huskar now be proud plz.

It has cost two million Dutch lives, aka 1/4th of the population.

But it's worth it.

People's warfare > muh blitzkrieg

1000 men charging one tank with no weapons still can conquer a tank.

*Smiles with pride at the work of my estranged son from some foreign land*

You have made me, and the Dutch people proud.

Though you would get bonus points if you went for deep battle or superior firepower.

As a Dutchman, I don't know whether I should be proud or not... but that indeed looks like a strong achievement.

[Herargon]

Any recommended CK2 total conversion mods?

Game of thrones.
CK2+
Warhammer
After the End

Forgetting Geheimnisnacht and The Winter Kings.