Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Also added a value that let pagans loose, allowing them to holy war almost everything to oblivion.

Do you own Stellaris?

Nope, I am so sed now.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Any recommended CK2 total conversion mods?

Game of thrones.
CK2+
Warhammer
After the End

[The Parron Republic]

Oh god...

*starts a plot*

My spy master is better than you, end it now.

But my friend's wife is the best spy master, she's even a cat lady.
And my uncle is the King of England
And my tutor is a cardinal
And my liege is my friend
And I am part of the HRE.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

My spy master is better than you, end it now.

But my friend's wife is the best spy master, she's even a cat lady.
And my uncle is the King of England
And my tutor is a cardinal
And my liege is my friend
And I am part of the HRE.

And Pomeranian people have entered Italy... Yey

[Altito Asmoro]

My spy master is better than you, end it now.

But my friend's wife is the best spy master, she's even a cat lady.
And my uncle is the King of England
And my tutor is a cardinal
And my liege is my friend
And I am part of the HRE.

hre relevant honhonhon

[Gondolaulus]

My spy master is better than you, end it now.

But my friend's wife is the best spy master, she's even a cat lady.
And my uncle is the King of England
And my tutor is a cardinal
And my liege is my friend
And I am part of the HRE.

My friend's wife is my lover.
The king's wife is my lover.
The Caliph's wifes are my lovers.
My enemy's wife is my lover.

Sex gets you far m8

[The Parron Republic]

But my friend's wife is the best spy master, she's even a cat lady.
And my uncle is the King of England
And my tutor is a cardinal
And my liege is my friend
And I am part of the HRE.

And Pomeranian people have entered Italy... Yey

But in my game Muslims are already in Italy.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

But my friend's wife is the best spy master, she's even a cat lady.
And my uncle is the King of England
And my tutor is a cardinal
And my liege is my friend
And I am part of the HRE.

My friend's wife is my lover.
The king's wife is my lover.
The Caliph's wifes are my lovers.
My enemy's wife is my lover.

Sex gets you far m8

Fact

And Pomeranian people have entered Italy... Yey

But in my game Muslims are already in Italy.

In my game, kek...

[Gondolaulus]

And Pomeranian people have entered Italy... Yey

But in my game Muslims are already in Italy.

Just cuck the caliph.

It will help.

[The Huskar Social Union]

My spy master is better than you, end it now.

But my friend's wife is the best spy master, she's even a cat lady.
And my uncle is the King of England
And my tutor is a cardinal
And my liege is my friend
And I am part of the HRE.

I am the HRE

Also this poll pleases me so far.

[The Parron Republic]

But my friend's wife is the best spy master, she's even a cat lady.
And my uncle is the King of England
And my tutor is a cardinal
And my liege is my friend
And I am part of the HRE.

My friend's wife is my lover.
The king's wife is my lover.
The Caliph's wifes are my lovers.
My enemy's wife is my lover.

Sex gets you far m8

I have seen that CK2 has not just taken your money, but your sanity too.
But money and [Information removed by the Imperial Censorship Board] gets you really far, in CK2

[Gondolaulus]

My friend's wife is my lover.
The king's wife is my lover.
The Caliph's wifes are my lovers.
My enemy's wife is my lover.

Sex gets you far m8

I have seen that CK2 has not just taken your money, but your sanity too.
But money and [Information removed by the Imperial Censorship Board] gets you really far, in CK2

My sanity was questionable before I even played CK II

CK II just pushed it over the ridge.

Oh the joys of the Lux Invicta mod. Making nine year olds your concubines and enslaving their grandmothers to be your concubines too.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I ordered the suffocation of a 6 year old Targaryen Kid at the hands of his maid in CK2 Game of Thrones as Stannis Baratheon.

Nuff said in regards to what it did to me.

But it was for the realm

[Gondolaulus]

I ordered the suffocation of a 6 year old Targaryen Kid at the hands of his maid in CK2 Game of Thrones as Stannis Baratheon.

Nuff said in regards to what it did to me.

But it was for the realm

That's nothing like castrating a nine-year old in CKII.

To do it with one is something, but to do it to a whole family of prisoners. Felt....delightful.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I ordered the suffocation of a 6 year old Targaryen Kid at the hands of his maid in CK2 Game of Thrones as Stannis Baratheon.

Nuff said in regards to what it did to me.

But it was for the realm

That's nothing like castrating a nine-year old in CKII.

To do it with one is something, but to do it to a whole family of prisoners. Felt....delightful.

Oh yeah ive tortured the fuck out of some people in this game, it just got worse on from that kid.

[Gondolaulus]

That's nothing like castrating a nine-year old in CKII.

To do it with one is something, but to do it to a whole family of prisoners. Felt....delightful.

Oh yeah ive tortured the fuck out of some people in this game, it just got worse on from that kid.

I've yet to discover a mod that really makes the game so cruel it should even make your regular serial killer vomiting.

You got any ideas of the most ''creative'' mods around?

[Balochistan and New York]

Oh yeah ive tortured the fuck out of some people in this game, it just got worse on from that kid.

I've yet to discover a mod that really makes the game so cruel it should even make your regular serial killer vomiting.

You got any ideas of the most ''creative'' mods around?

Does pedophillia exist in CK2?

[Gondolaulus]

I've yet to discover a mod that really makes the game so cruel it should even make your regular serial killer vomiting.

You got any ideas of the most ''creative'' mods around?

Does pedophillia exist in CK2?

Lux Invicta had possibilities of making minors your concubines.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I've yet to discover a mod that really makes the game so cruel it should even make your regular serial killer vomiting.

You got any ideas of the most ''creative'' mods around?

Does pedophillia exist in CK2?

Nope.

Probably some fucked up mod that adds it in, alongside other things.

But i just stick to the vanilla torture, blind, castrate, banish stuff etc.

By worse on in my case i meant wiping out entire families for no real reason other than because i could. I had one muslim lord who absolutely hated my guts because i killed like five of his kids, three of his wives and two brothers and castrated him.

[Altito Asmoro]

Does pedophillia exist in CK2?

Nope.

Probably some fucked up mod that adds it in, alongside other things.

But i just stick to the vanilla torture, blind, castrate, banish stuff etc.

By worse on in my case i meant wiping out entire families for no real reason other than because i could. I had one muslim lord who absolutely hated my guts because i killed like five of his kids, three of his wives and two brothers and castrated him.

huskar why u do this

[Gondolaulus]

Nope.

Probably some fucked up mod that adds it in, alongside other things.

But i just stick to the vanilla torture, blind, castrate, banish stuff etc.

By worse on in my case i meant wiping out entire families for no real reason other than because i could. I had one muslim lord who absolutely hated my guts because i killed like five of his kids, three of his wives and two brothers and castrated him.

huskar why u do this

The question is, why should you not.

If you have the power of doing so, and feel the absence of God and all other forces that are above you, then what stops you?

[The Huskar Social Union]

Nope.

Probably some fucked up mod that adds it in, alongside other things.

But i just stick to the vanilla torture, blind, castrate, banish stuff etc.

By worse on in my case i meant wiping out entire families for no real reason other than because i could. I had one muslim lord who absolutely hated my guts because i killed like five of his kids, three of his wives and two brothers and castrated him.

huskar why u do this

He attacked Sicily, what you want from me? To be a rational human being who does not go ridiculously overboard?

[The Parron Republic]

That's nothing like castrating a nine-year old in CKII.

To do it with one is something, but to do it to a whole family of prisoners. Felt....delightful.

Oh yeah ive tortured the fuck out of some people in this game, it just got worse on from that kid.

So, did you try to massacre all the french as an English Duke?

[Alvecia]

This poll. I can't.

[The Parron Republic]

Does pedophillia exist in CK2?

Nope.

Probably some fucked up mod that adds it in, alongside other things.

But i just stick to the vanilla torture, blind, castrate, banish stuff etc.

By worse on in my case i meant wiping out entire families for no real reason other than because i could. I had one muslim lord who absolutely hated my guts because i killed like five of his kids, three of his wives and two brothers and castrated him.

Not cruel enough!
As a Muslim, I decided to take over a few neighbouring provinces (especially Sicily) and decided to kill Every, single Christian on that island.